I don't usually play the bard, but I suppose I could do the minstrel parts :D

[Sir Robin starts out on his quest and is walking through the woods]

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis...

ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
THREE HEADED GIANT: Halt! Who art thou?
MINSTREL (singing): He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who--
ROBIN: Shut up! Um, n-n-nobody really, I'm j-just um, just passing through.
ALL HEADS: What do you want?
MINSTREL (singing): To fight, and--
ROBIN: Shut up! Um, oo, n-nothing, nothing really -- I, uh, j-j-ust to um, just to p-pass through good Sir knight.
ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not!
ROBIN: Ah. W-well, actually I am a Knight of the Round Table.
ALL HEADS: You're a Knight of the Round Table?
ROBIN: I am.
LEFT HEAD: In that case I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD: Well let's be nice to him.
MIDDLE HEAD: Oh shut up.
LEFT HEAD: Perhaps-
MIDDLE HEAD: And you.
LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore.
LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well its only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
LEFT HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scarpered.

[some while off]
MINSTREL (singing): Brave Sir Robin ran away
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat
ROBIN: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
ROBIN: I never!

[later on, Sir Robin rejoins his fellow knights, the minstrel still singing a bit]

MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

[much later on]
NARRATOR: In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
ALL: Yay!

Especially part 1 and 2 are great fun to hear [img]smile.gif[/img]

EDIT: Hmm.. bit long maybe. I'd have been a better spammer if I had cut it into several pieces :D

[ 04-27-2002, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

I LOVE THAT PART!!! Its one of the best sections!!

But I have a question.... Do you have the script????
I had to do mine from memory and attemts at remebering and figuring out what was said.

Although I do have the DVD and it does have sinalongs for those parts... I could get the words from there.... Ahh. It dosesnt matter. You have bested me in the game of quoting.

I found the script once, but I only saved the best parts on my computer. I've no doubt it's still out there on the net though [img]smile.gif[/img]

There's everything on the net. But there is only one: zombo.com

Ah, here's a nice page:
http://www.mzonline.com/python/index-holygrail.html
It's even got some stills [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scenes 25 to 27 are extremely humerous as well...

[ 04-27-2002, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

WHOA THERE!!!! Thats a sweet site... I do believe I will bookmark it, print it, and copy it to word for future referance!

Thanx Legolas! You are my hero!

Can't take too much credit for it, it's not my homepage (unfortuantely). But you're welcome anyway [img]smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, I'll just finish my virtual(ly) non-alcoholic drink and be off to bed. Did someone say 2:30 a.m.? It's been worse...

G'night everyone [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wow... things have slowed down. I think I will order up a nice refreshing glass of Mountain Dew to help keep me awake. Dispite the fact that it is only 8:45 on this side of the world

(Sir Mandorallen looks about, confused.) Hey wait a minute... where is everybody?!?! (Sir Mandorallen sees that after Legolas left, the cafe was empty) Who was I talking to?

AH! It doesnt matter! I talk to myself all the time! Why should THIS bother me?

(Sir Mandorallen looks about... sees that no one is hiding and spying on him... he jumps over the bar and grabs a keg of Mountain Dew, laughs maniacly and runs out the cafe door.)

hmm...bye then! ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*yawns and curls up on the couch*