1. Hey dude! Thanks for getting me the job at this fireworks storage warehouse!

What do you mean I shouldn't be smoking?

2. Now you're sure the breaker is off?

3. Those kind arn't poisonous! See!

4. *In an Australian accent* Croc hunter here! Oh, look! She's a beautiful specimen!

5. See! It's perfectly safe!

6. *In a horror movie*

Hmmm! I'm going into a dark house after an insane butcher of people who may be a supernatural incarnation of satan himself. Let's see what I'll need. Crowbar? No. Pistol? No. Knife? Nah. Dynamite? Nope.

Aha! Just what I'm looking for! A flashlight with weak batteries! Off we go!

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"I told you I was sick." For an epitath, I'd like W.C. Field's apocryphal "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

*after jumping out of a plane* Hey, isn't my pack a bit light?

*Three feet out of the plane door, looking back at the guy screaming at you.*

Your backpack?