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Fljotsdale 09-27-2001 05:22 PM

Just helping out with some almost-rhymes:

soppier
loftier
floppier
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tracey 09-27-2001 05:25 PM

when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock

Blade 09-27-2001 05:29 PM

How about this for the next line

And in this frock there was a lock

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Fljotsdale 09-27-2001 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tracey:
when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock

( http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif I like it!)

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tracey 09-27-2001 05:50 PM

contributions please flojtsdale.........

DragonMage 09-27-2001 05:55 PM

Sorry, guys! Had to leave work and just got caught up here!

Umm...might be a bit lame, but maybe...

And addled as his old mind was...

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Fljotsdale 09-27-2001 06:08 PM

when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock
and in this frock there was a lock
and addled as his old mind was
he knew at least that he shouldn't mock
As the tenor grew soppier and floppier!

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Silver Cheetah 09-27-2001 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fljotsdale:
when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock
and in this frock there was a lock
and addled as his old mind was
he knew at least that he shouldn't mock
As the tenor grew soppier and floppier!


Eh chaps, went to the bathroom and there was this big slug, right, and this is what happened.....

The biggest slug you ever saw
is crawling on my bathroom floor
I spoke to him, and asked his name
but him was her, her name’s Elaine

Oh slug, I said, when do you sleep?
From bath to loo to sink you leap
I never see you take a snooze
Throughout the day, you crawl and ooze

‘Silver’ said she, and winked at me
I come from where you’ll never be
Down below the pipes a’rumbling
That’s where my sluggish home’s a’crumbling

Anyway, I wish you well
This story you will never tell
Because no-one out there will believe ya
And if you tell, they’ll up and leave ya....

Weird slug, whaddaya say?




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DragonMage 09-27-2001 07:37 PM

That is MOST excellent! How you come up with things like that so quickly! OH! I didn't tell you! I'm getting published again for my poetry! (Not paid, mind you - just published!)

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Silver Cheetah 09-27-2001 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonMage:
That is MOST excellent! How you come up with things like that so quickly! OH! I didn't tell you! I'm getting published again for my poetry! (Not paid, mind you - just published!)


Doggerel is my second name, DragonMage. Fabulously well done re your poetry!!! Congratulations!!! You must be very very pleased. (Can we see some.... please?? Possibly? Oh come on, join me and Fljots and wave your poetry knickers in the air!



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