Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, The Southern Association of Colleges and Schools is Requesting Billions of Federal Dollars to teach Y'Allbonics in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Included here are some samples of Y'Allbonics. If you do not understand any of them, contact your closest Southern Bubba for an explanation.


Y'allbonics/English dictionary

HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed.. must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage "He's did, Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen.
Usage "He cain't breathe..give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah..haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit n'is laf."

SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
Usage "I ain't never seed New York City.. view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

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Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

Happy Member of Fast Fourward.

Boy, you mean you yankees don't talk that way? You all need to come south and learn how to speak proper English... On second thought, just stay up there. You
all speak just fine!

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Sir Taliesin

If they take my gun can I still use my Claymore?

Isn't my title supposed to change after 200?

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Sir Taliesin

If they take my gun can I still use my Claymore?

Bilqis,

That was beautiful!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif LOL!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

Although I have been know to say; "Lord willing and the creek don't rise."

On the southern end of my town, near the holler......




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Feel My Power

Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"

LOL! What town in particular? In what state?

Bilqis,
Thank you for the Y'allbonics edumacation!
I hate to admit it but I knew them all before I read the definitions!
Danged hillbillies that I grew up around!
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Moni

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Etlanta- Noun the largest city in Jawjuh
Hayel- Noun place of enternal damntion
"Gen. Sherman is going to Hayel for what he did to Etlanta"
Crick- Noun small body of flowing water that you can go swimming in
Advanced Phases
Possem on a half shell-Armadillo
Pik'emuptruk- the natural preditor of a possem on a half shell


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are deeds of a man in his prime"

John D,
Excellent Additions!

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Moni

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No half shells here in East Tennessee. Their natural prey here is just possum. Oh
and skunks. Got to get them stinky critters!

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Sir Taliesin

If they take my gun can I still use my Claymore?