Hiram wanders over the man who has a sign on his back that says in dwarven "kick me" and starts frantically kicking him.

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-Robert McCloskey
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<LI>Token lackwit of HADB
<LI>Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
<LI>Long lost brother of DragonMage
<LI>Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
<LI>Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

What's this? I'm getting an awful lot of kicks in the back.... and for what? I haven't done anything wrong.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

Argh... *puts on a stern face and chides the belligerent dwarf* There, there, stop kicking the poor guy - I'll have none of your brawling in here when Lord Shield's not around, you hear me? Now, be a nice sweetie dwarf and go back to your seat, and I will pour you a double dose of that excellent ale you were drinking. Theeere's a *good* Dwarf!


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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

I'm terribly sorry, my dear Alex - could it be that this sign on your back has anything to do with it? *hands him the kick me-sign with an innocent smile* Now, go back to your spellbook studying, and I will see to it that you are not disturbed. *gives him a sweet smile and then calls Tiddles to sit next to the mages chair to ensure he isn't bothered*


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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Aww thanks Mel, you're an angel of an elflet http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

~Realizing, perhaps, that her joke went too far, DM sends over a nice carafe of wine to Alex with a note attached:~

<font color =teal>Please accept this with my apologies. I only meant the sign as a joke. Can you forgive me? I promise to be good from now on. I would bring it over myself, but Tiddles might hurt me. Sincerely, Breanna.</font>

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).]

[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).]

The bartender looks suitably impressed. "I moved the bar here yesterday and it has 3 pages and my sweet Melusine here too :O - reminds me of the old days of the bar"

BTW, in case you haven't guessed, anybody that tries to bypass Tiddles to boot the poor mage will get horribly mauled. Nobody can die in this bar (I always dread saying that because of the new patrons who keep stabbing themselves to test it), but being mauled still hurts

I have Forever Beer here too (own brand). It tastes like Evermeet Ale but is a fraction of the cost

Lord Thought (aka Fortuna Freeman) is also here, but I do not permit his tentacles within the bar




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King of Pointlessness

*Pours himself a glass of wine and settles back into his chair, daydreaming of frilly underwear and sorcerous temptresses. Suddenly, struck with an idea, the young mage leans forward and scribbles a note onto a piece of paper which he attaches to Tiddles' collar. The note reads "My dearest Breanna, thank you kindly for your gift. I really don't mind if you decide to come and sit with me. I'll see to Tiddles, so you needn't worry about that feline. Your biggest admirer this side of Waterdeep, SA" *gives Tiddles a push and says 'take this to DM'*

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

Sits back down hurriedly at the disappointing numbers of people wanting an adventure (currently zero)
oh well, spose everyone needs a break from it now and then.

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!

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'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

~DM carefully pats Tiddles on the head, then reads the note. Wondering why he has let her off the hook so easily - and with compliments to boot - Breanna goes back to sit with Alex. She is quite fond of him, after all. Besides, if he gets her back for her off-kilter joke, she can accept this fate. She brought it on herself after all, but just can't resist that feisty sorcerer.~ "Hello, dear. Sorry about all that. I didn't think it would go that far."

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*