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------------------ http://hesperex.tripod.com/hesperex.jpg Master Assassin of the Holy Flame. My website http://hesperex.8k.com |
oh no, we're busted.
------------------ "...and that's the bottom line, 'cause Robert the Bard says so!" |
You crazy, men.
------------------ When The world of the deads comes, we will already be there. |
CHAREAN - STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
You are obviously unaware of the danger you are in. This joke is so funny that if you find the killer joke and read it yourself you will die horribly. This joke was first used during WWII and nobody that was sent to read the joke to the Germans ever returned alive. An elite force of Kamikaze joke readers was created to deliver it but the sounds of soldiers laughing so hysterically that they died proved too much for those who had to endure it. It was decided that mustard gas, artillery bombardments and machine guns were a more humane way to kill people. If you find a piece of paper that you feel may be the killer joke it should be put in a sealed, lead lined box. Yorick, it will be up to you to decide who will tell the joke to the enemy clan. I have three solutions: 1. Use someone who does not have a sense of humour - any Germans in the clan? 2. Use someone who doesn't speak very good english (probably not a good idea because if they mispronounce the words, the effect of the joke will be negated. 3. Use someone who is also a member of another clan. After all - we can't really trust them can we? ------------------ The Truth is in the Profile |
Don't worry - I have the joke in a lead envelope - somewhere around here - still looking....
It wouldn't be nice to post it - then I wouldn't have a clan to be part of anymore, now would I??? Besides... maybe I could mail it to those knights who want to peek at our board... they could use a laugh... hehehehehehehe ------------------ http://www.vaulscastle.com/games/bg/portsf/FHum02L.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches? Wandering Joke of the Laughing Hyenas |
Hi Charean,
Now, being the only Thief in the clan, I guess I will have to remain wise enough to steal this lead envelope from you ... oh well ... http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif And yep, let's teach a lesson to this bunch do-gooders knights ! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/hihi.gif I received your mail, BTW, and just replied. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif ------------------ http://user.tninet.se/~csx358e/mbpix...ketches005.JPG [This message has been edited by Moiraine (edited 03-18-2001).] |
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------------------ A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
Yorick.....nice!
Great idea, can I join? I've just started an MP game with a Jester but I have about 4 Skald characters ready... BTW At least I'll know that the clanleader of the laughing Hyenas isn't going to say something to me that would have my boyfriend raging! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...s/rolleyes.gif ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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Why, of course? Come on in. How is Seb anyway? How are YOU more's to the point? ------------------ A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
*bump*
------------------ http://www.vaulscastle.com/games/bg/portsf/FHum02L.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches? Wandering Joke of the Laughing Hyenas |
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