You get creeped out every time you hear David Warner in the Omen, as 'Evil' in Time Bandits, or any of his other movies and have a sincere desire to bash the tv screen in.

You refer to your Jeans as Denim Pantaloons and tell everyone of your desire to build up your unit.

You have carefully trained your pet to jump in to your backpack and tend to have it on you wherever you go, you never know when an extra pair of hitpoints could be in need.

Your pet is a ferret that you have trained to steal items from passersby and deliver them to you and still you consider yourself a law-abiding citizen.

Can you post unregistered now?

When you start referring to diners as taverns and waitresses as tavern wenches.

When picking up a newspaper and asking people where your glasses are you say "Has anyone seen my Goggles of Identification?"

When you try and polymorph yourself into a mustard ooze by coating yourself in jell-o.

When in science class, you cast Melfs Acid Arrow and try and get the teacher to identify what sort of acid it uses, but you inadvertently kill 2 class mates.

When at half time during a soccer match and you're down 4-0, you try and cast dispel magic as your team has obviously been affected by emotion hopelessness.

When you refer to your evil neighbours basement as the underdark.

When you run around urging everyone you see to gouge out their eyes and join the cult of the sightless eye (or is it all-seeing?)

And finally, when you go to a dodgy bar, you ask the shady guy in the leather jacket if he has any black lotus.....

---you find yoursef wondering why your parents do not think trying to memorise magic missile is a good way to revise for your exams, and do not believe you when you say your lore is high enough to answer any questions that such low level minions could ask you.

---you expect a discount at the shop as you have just help an old lady across the road and feel your repuation should have increased.

---you make a promise to level up as your hide in the shadows ability is still not high enough to sneak past the bouncer at that club.

[ 06-07-2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Aragorn1 ]

This has come back from the depths hasn't it? That post of mine is 9 months old!

-you come to school/work with a broadsword strapped to your back and a bag of hampster treats in your pocket in case those other miniature giant space hampsters decide to finally show up and they aren't as miniature as you thought

You can never have too much of BG2.
Never!!

[ 06-07-2003, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Xen ]

oh just thought of nother one!

-when yourself and a friend can carry out an entire 30 min conversation just using quotes from the games and still understand what the other is talking about (and my friend and I have!)

- When you go to the harbour and ask when the next boat to Spellhold leaves.

- When you go berserk every time you meet guys called Simon and try to backstab them to death yelling: "You traitor! How could you do this to me!"

- Whenever your parents get angry with you, you just look at them and say triumphatically: "See, I told you my Detect Evil spell prooved you guys were evil!"

- When you start hacking at random objects claiming them to be mimics in a clever disguise.

- When you go sentimental on every squirrel you meet, realising that "they were once human too". Then you continue trying to cast spells to return them to their 'former selves'.

- When you go to the nearest pub and start singing, thinking you're the best bard Earth has ever seen.

- When you put on a shabby raincoat, and run to the power plant to prove that your Cloak of Mirroring works.