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Jorath Calar 09-15-2003 07:12 AM

I can't believe no one has mentioned "Dude were is my car?"... I actually felt raped after watching it. Nothing comes close... D&D movie is a masterpiece compared to it... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Also Showgirls...ugh

And worst of all (After DWIMC): Battlefield Earth... I watched it with the same morbid fascination that makes people watch disasters on Live TV... I just had to see if it could get any worse and it somehow always did...

Link 09-15-2003 07:31 AM

Definitely the coolest scene ever in Mortal Kombat is where Sub-Zero freezes one of the guys jumping towards him, and then that guy falls to the ground, frozen, and shatters :D [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

HolyWarrior 09-15-2003 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Nerull:
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The Blair Witch Project was so bad I actually fell asleep. Scary my ass!

No, Blair Witch 2 was worse! It was terrible, and not scary at all. Blair Witch 1 at least had a few moments. The second one had nothing.

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</font>[/QUOTE]Didn't you learn from the first one? I did...

Nerull 09-15-2003 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
I can't believe no one has mentioned "Dude were is my car?"... I actually felt raped after watching it. Nothing comes close... D&D movie is a masterpiece compared to it... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Also Showgirls...ugh

And worst of all (After DWIMC): Battlefield Earth... I watched it with the same morbid fascination that makes people watch disasters on Live TV... I just had to see if it could get any worse and it somehow always did...

Ouch, 3 good choices there! Oh, and I had no idea they made more than 2 Mortal Kombat movies (and considering how bad the second one was, it is no surprise that I didn't hear about them).

How about Resident Evil, Exorcist 2+, Jaws 3+, How High, Bones, Messenger, Scooby Doo, Staying Alive, Lawnmower Man 2, Gigli, From Justin to Kelly, Manos the Hand of Fate, Hercules in New York, Kazaam, Baby Geniuses, Cool as Ice, Captain America, Steel, The Master of Disguise, Spice World, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Double Dragon, Caddyshack 2, and Dudley Do-Right (quick jaunt to IMDB).

Zuvio 09-16-2003 11:23 AM

15 Minutes (of fame) with Eddy Murphy & Robert de Niro. You know Eddy and Robert, the two multi-million dollar high performance actors (well eddy is more a comedian then a HP actor, but in RAW he was amazing so...) who completely flushed themselves down the toilet. They were thinking: well the script sucks, but since we're in it, it will surely rule!! I saw that movie the theatre and around 20 minutes, I went to the restroom and started a conversation with the barmaid. I didn't even notice I was missing an entire film! I just didn't care, it was that boring and lame!

Zuvio 09-16-2003 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Nerull:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Hercules in New York

</font>[/QUOTE]OMG, are you for real???

[ 09-16-2003, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: Zuvio ]

Tancred 09-16-2003 06:31 PM

Darkman 2: The Return of Durrant should get a mention here or there is no justice.

Nerull 09-16-2003 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Zuvio:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Nerull:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Hercules in New York

</font>[/QUOTE]OMG, are you for real??? </font>[/QUOTE]Have you ever seen it?

It is very, very bad. I found it so bad I couldn't even laugh at it.

Nerull 09-16-2003 11:41 PM

Oh, took a wander to badmovies.org and came up with these that I have seen and can definitely attest to:
Babes in Toyland, Billy Jack, Death Ship, The Dunwich Horror, Halloween III, Howling II, The Last Dragon, remake of Night of the Living Dead, remake of Planet of the Apes (especially the ending), The Punisher, Uncle Sam, Xanadu (don't ask).

Others that this spurred from my memory: Superbeast, Project Metalbeast, Wild Wild West (Will Smith version), Freddy Got Fingered, Rhinestone, Shanghai Surprise (another don't ask), Swept Away, Glitter, Mercury Rising, The Stupids.

There are a ton of bad ones out there, and all too few really good ones (Casablanca, Godfather series, etc.).

Zuvio 09-17-2003 06:48 AM

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Originally posted by Nerull:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zuvio:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Nerull:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Hercules in New York

</font>[/QUOTE]OMG, are you for real??? </font>[/QUOTE]Have you ever seen it?

It is very, very bad. I found it so bad I couldn't even laugh at it.
</font>[/QUOTE]No, I never saw it! But the title alone: a mythical figure from ages ago in New York? How pathetic. That's just like Black Nighht with Martin Lawrence: people should be gagged and hand-cuffed for creating this complete BS!!!!


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