*walks in, sees a body lying on the floor surrounded by a puddle of murky water*

What the--?

*Sees the addition to the note left by Lionheart* Oh, I see, He didn't realize that I left, and took his frustrations out on someone he thought was me.

Okay, that was a stupid thing for me to do, even if it is fun to make fun of drunken people. Wonder who this was...

*Lifts the helm off the body on the floor and realizes that he doesn't recognize the person under it*

Must be one of the newer folks... or perhaps one of the old-timers come 'round. 'Cept I wouldn't think they'd be caught unawares by a chunk of ice or whatever... *mops the stranger's head* Here, wipe up a bit and barkeep, give him *looks again* yeah, him something to eat. Put it on my tab -- I don't know what I was thinking.

Well, ya makes a mess, ya deals with it. *grabs a mop and bucket, and starts cleaning up the mess on the floor*

There, that ought to do it. Now, to see about that wedding... Barkeep? *rummages through pack* When Chi Master and Lionheart make it back in, give them each one of these. This lotion will help the muskberry/pansy mixture clean up more easily; without it, the stain returns every morning for at least a week or two. And yeah, the next time they're in, give them a drink on my tab. Nothing too strong, though, eh? I'm not sure I can resist a second time.

*putting the mop and bucket back, starts whistling a happy tune as he heads out the door*

*stares angrily at the door where "Bungleau" walked through*
so, u changing the subject eh........? we'll see about that!
*creates a puddle of EXTREMELY slippery water juz at the doorstep leading into the boogre bar 3, and laughs under his breath*
[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] hehheh, bungleau will never know wat hit him......... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
*turning back, he didnt notice Chi master walking in to the boogre bar juz as lionheart turned his head around, and..............*
SLIP! BONK! err..............maybe i should haf saved the puddle for later........ [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
*quickly graps his "suite" and runs out of the boogre bar, jumping over the puddle and chi master's body, b4 he even had a chance to open his eyes*
SAIYONARA!!!!!!!!!!!
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*stumbles into the bar* Ahh what a beautiful wedding! And hilarious I might add :D . *looks around at all the people lying on the floor* Hmm, Jafin? Maybe it´s time to add another floor with some rooms? Could clear this place up a tad :D . *Takes a seat next to Bungleau* How about buying a somewhat drunk lady a drink milord? [img]smile.gif[/img]

*stops at the doorway, looking at chi master laying inert on the floor* More bodies on the floor? My word... and another puddle of water, yet. I thought I'd gotten them all.

*jumps over the puddle, reclaims the mop and bucket, and recleans the floor* This is getting awfully repetititititive...

*puts the mop and bucket away, sits down, and smiles as Willow comes in* A drink? With pleasure, milady. Something comfortable, something strong, or something celebratory? For royal treatment, I'd suggest a Royal Kir, a drink fit for a queen.

*Leans over and whispers* Ya know, I think Lionheart's taking this too strongly. A mis-timed practical joke on my part, to be sure, but I'm going to run out of ways to make amends soon... and have to start making mends instead.

Well, I might as well sit here and wait for him to get back here. *fiddles in his pack for a moment, extracting a ring* And since he seems to be in such a good mood, some extra protection will certainly be of use. *slips ring on*

who says i'm taking this too strongly???!!! i'm juz cool and calm NOW that is........ :D
anyway, bungleau, wat's that ring for? u getting married izzit??? [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Just a ring of protection, my friend, just a ring of protection....

Dang! I thought you were proposing Bungleau [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] Ah well, I guess I´ll have to wait a bit longer. While I´m in here I may as well drown my sorrows. *Barkeep! A cask of brew! On the double!!* Jafin can I make an appointment with Bob to throw me out when I start threatening people :D Maybe I´ll just put my sword away for safe keeping somewhere...

*wakes up and uses bunguleaus potion* thank you very much bung'

What we need here is a band... [img]graemlins/music06.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/musicband.gif[/img] some food... [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img] some booze... [img]graemlins/1drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunkass.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] a DJ... [img]graemlins/1djsmile.gif[/img] the fans... [img]graemlins/rocking2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rocking.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/superdude.gif[/img] a crowd... [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] and the guys out back... [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1deadly.gif[/img]

haha great animation chi master, but i dun tink that can be settled right away........... :(
oh n sorry for that puddle of water :D !!!