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johnny 08-21-2002 06:13 PM

Where is this thread coming from ? [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

whacky 08-21-2002 06:15 PM

Johnny can i bid for you ?
In case i can i bid 100 kegs of beer for you !!

Edit: Hugs johnny!

[ 08-21-2002, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: whacky ]

Calaethis Dragonsbane 08-21-2002 06:15 PM

*looks around* hey where'd everyone go? I know Kat and Jerome went... *sigh* how can I practice "mock" outrage if Jerome doesnt provoke me?! :(

whacky 08-21-2002 06:25 PM

Can anyone tell me whether it'd be immoral to bid for dundee or not :rolleyes:

Willard 08-21-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Willard:
I bid 1 riddle, 1 chicken egg, 1 boring "F" essay, a "riddlemaster for president" novelty t-shirt, 600 Pilipino Pesos, and a lifetime supply of freezer access for SomeGuy. I need someone who can find the half-empty box of ice cream in my overstuffed freezer. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
What? Jerome, I don't get SomeGuy? [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]
And to think, I bidded the novelty t-shirt! My prized posession! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Legolas 08-21-2002 07:23 PM

well, think of it this way. Now you get to keep your T-shirt ;)
Come along, my slaves. Your master is off to bed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tancred 08-21-2002 07:27 PM

I'll bid my sword for... jeezus, I'll bid him for anyone. ANYONE!

Willard 08-21-2002 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
well, think of it this way. Now you get to keep your T-shirt ;)
Come along, my slaves. Your master is off to bed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But I don't want to keep my shirt, it's a piece of shi-
I mean, oh, yeah, it's worth a million dollars right there, yeah, that's it, and, um, I would be a shame if... uh, Jerome didn't take up the offer. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Wilbur 08-21-2002 08:49 PM

I bid whacky for whacky. (I must buy my freedom)

Megabot 08-22-2002 12:15 AM

I bid all my empty beer cans and one of my socks for Johnny because i need free beer from him lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Azred 08-22-2002 12:47 AM

<font color = lightgreen> [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Downunda, you might want to make an appointment with either Attalus or Galadria. You place a bid on me?! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] You must be suffering from some fever-induced delirium....

My new coffee-based interest: flavored syrups. Oh, the flavor combinations that I can create now.... [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>

Lord Shield 08-22-2002 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
well, think of it this way. Now you get to keep your T-shirt ;)
Come along, my slaves. Your master is off to bed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*the slave LS does a steaming poo in Legolas' slippers ready for him in teh morning*

Mouse 08-22-2002 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by whacky:
You may have Lord Shield and Wilbur, but you don't have a Mod!
Now what is that supposed to mean :D

I have Mouse. HE"S MINE!!</font>[/QUOTE]You can't afford me - I am VERY high maintenance :D I suggest you rebid for something more within your price range.

Downunda 08-22-2002 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
I bid a bottle of Jack Daniels, A deformed palm tree, a riverside valley in Southern Europe somewhere, a roman villa and 10,000 Francs for... *thinks*
Dunda!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
That way he can't post any more remarks about my dragon. :mad: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SOLD!!! Can't beat that JDs ;)

PS: I'm honoured that you think I'm worth so much :D
PPS: So does that mean the Azred is mine? In that case I'll start off with a syrup flavoured coffee of your choice at 7:50am tomorrow morning, oh and if you could do the dishes that would be fantastic [img]smile.gif[/img]

Downunda 08-22-2002 04:20 AM

BTW... If no-one has officially "bought" Lady Blue yet, I bid a couple of Shihad CDs, a six pack of danish beer that tastes like crap, left over sour teddy lollies that are too sour and some left over noodle soup ;)

EDIT: Why do I want her? I ask you the question... Who wouldn't want their very own marching girl? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-22-2002, 04:44 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

whacky 08-22-2002 04:53 AM

Sorry Lady Blue's been sold to Bruce. *envious look* but heck i've got wilbur,dizzy,hopefully johnny and sazerac too!!

Bruce The Aussie 08-22-2002 05:55 AM

i'm confused, have i been bought or not? This thread makes my head hurt. i need a beer (and yes, it is 11:00 am in england [img]smile.gif[/img] )

LennonCook 08-22-2002 06:05 AM

<font color="lightblue">I bid seven HTML coding books, an IQ Puzzles book, seventy thousand Austalian dollars, 4 cats, several hundred (completed) assignments, and the login/pass to seven of my eighty nine MSN addresses; on Larry :D
As for what I`d do with him, well... you don`t wanna know ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

[ 08-22-2002, 06:06 AM: Message edited by: LennonCook ]

Legolas 08-22-2002 07:26 AM

Hey! Who put that... thing... in my slipper? LS, I order you to order your slave to clean it out with his tongue. And make me breakfast [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kaltia 08-22-2002 10:48 AM

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! I bid a rubber-suction arrow and a broken clock work mouse for Legolas!

And I also bid a working model guillotine for Binky!

Come to think of it, I bid a pot of cappucino for Cloudy!

Kaltia 08-22-2002 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
i'm confused, have i been bought or not? This thread makes my head hurt. i need a beer (and yes, it is 11:00 am in england [img]smile.gif[/img] )
I bid an empty beer can and a ring of free action for Johnny!

And I also bid Charlie's Lucky the Unlucky golem for Bruce!

I'm gonna buy everyone! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 08-22-2002 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
i'm confused, have i been bought or not? This thread makes my head hurt. i need a beer (and yes, it is 11:00 am in england [img]smile.gif[/img] )

I bid an empty beer can and a ring of free action for Johnny!

And I also bid Charlie's Lucky the Unlucky golem for Bruce!

I'm gonna buy everyone! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]Eeeeerm..... don't i have a say in this ? :D

/)eathKiller 08-22-2002 11:13 AM

I'll bid a can of tunafish, a cactus, and a banana for Red Blue Flare to get him back here and be a DM...

I'm suprised that no one has asked for a peice of this

[ 08-22-2002, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Epona 08-22-2002 11:26 AM

Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M ;) :eek:

johnny 08-22-2002 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M ;) :eek:
You know you like it. :D

Jerome 08-22-2002 11:27 AM

Look, i'm not going through all these pages and keeping track of it all. Keep posting here, but PM me your previous bets [img]tongue.gif[/img] 'leat that way I can sort out all the stuff i've missed, and keep up with the new ones. :D

Larry_OHF 08-22-2002 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LennonCook:
<font color="lightblue">I bid seven HTML coding books, an IQ Puzzles book, seventy thousand Austalian dollars, 4 cats, several hundred (completed) assignments, and the login/pass to seven of my eighty nine MSN addresses; on Larry :D
As for what I`d do with him, well... you don`t wanna know ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=steelblue> [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Ummm...Will somebody else bid on poor little me? I do dishes, clean bathrooms, make up beds, and mop floors. I also enjoy kids. Please help me! BID!!!

P.S., I come with optional cute two year old!</font>

Sir Goulum 08-22-2002 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mouse:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by whacky:
You may have Lord Shield and Wilbur, but you don't have a Mod!
Now what is that supposed to mean :D

I have Mouse. HE"S MINE!!</font>[/QUOTE]You can't afford me - I am VERY high maintenance :D I suggest you rebid for something more within your price range.</font>[/QUOTE]I have trillions upon Quadrillions upon Septillions up-...need I go on? :D

johnny 08-22-2002 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by LennonCook:
<font color="lightblue">I bid seven HTML coding books, an IQ Puzzles book, seventy thousand Austalian dollars, 4 cats, several hundred (completed) assignments, and the login/pass to seven of my eighty nine MSN addresses; on Larry :D
As for what I`d do with him, well... you don`t wanna know ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=steelblue> [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Ummm...Will somebody else bid on poor little me? I do dishes, clean bathrooms, make up beds, and mop floors. I also enjoy kids. Please help me! BID!!!

P.S., I come with optional cute two year old!</font>
</font>[/QUOTE]One question: Will you serve me beer whenever i want one ? :D

Sir Goulum 08-22-2002 11:35 AM

I bid mars for Cloudy!
Edit- Noones bought poor little me yet....sometimes its great to be worthless :D

[ 08-22-2002, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

Larry_OHF 08-22-2002 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
One question: Will you serve me beer whenever i want one ?
<font color=skyblue>As long as you don't need a drinking buddy...sure.
I don't drink.
I need what few brain cells I have to compete in the world.</font>

Lord Shield 08-22-2002 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Hey! Who put that... thing... in my slipper? LS, I order you to order your slave to clean it out with his tongue. And make me breakfast [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*cuts tongue out, turns it to stone and scoops the poo out. Then puts it intio a bowl, sprinkles sugar on top and pours milk in*

here's your breakfast :D

*new tongue grows back*

johnny 08-22-2002 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
One question: Will you serve me beer whenever i want one ?

<font color=skyblue>As long as you don't need a drinking buddy...sure.
I don't drink.
I need what few brain cells I have to compete in the world.</font>
</font>[/QUOTE]okay then, i bid two watermelons, twelve bananas, five pair of underpants, three ashtrays, and um... lets see..... 15 Euro for Larry. Who bids more ? :D

Sir Goulum 08-22-2002 12:02 PM

Well, It looks like I have cloudy as well! I'm doing quite well here....2 mods :D

I bid...All my computor games for katlia!

johnny 08-22-2002 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
Well, It looks like I have cloudy as well! I'm doing quite well here....2 mods :D

I bid...All my computor games for katlia!

You cheat ! You only have 1 or 2 games. :D

Epona 08-22-2002 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Epona:
Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M ;) :eek:

You know you like it. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Mmmmm, now where did I put the keys to those handcuffs? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

johnny 08-22-2002 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Epona:
Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M ;) :eek:

You know you like it. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Mmmmm, now where did I put the keys to those handcuffs? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]You threw them away after you tied me to the bed :D Can you please look for them ? I'm getting hungry now and my mom must be getting worried. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kaltia 08-22-2002 12:10 PM

HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G!

And no, Johnny, you have no say in this ;)

I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha!

And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

johnny 08-22-2002 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G!

And no, Johnny, you have no say in this ;)

I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha!

And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

So.... you're saying i must obey you now ?

Kaltia 08-22-2002 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kaltia:
HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G!

And no, Johnny, you have no say in this ;)

I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha!

And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

So.... you're saying i must obey you now ?</font>[/QUOTE]yes, but you'll get beer for being a faithful slave [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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