Gosh, one thing after another. This computer always has something wrong with it.. I'll post later, as I have a busy day scheduled..

~smacks Skye with big fluffy pillow http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif~

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Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:


Oh no you don't - no wedgies on the barkeep or something funny might appear in your drinks next time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Either that or Fortuna gets to use his tentacles http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Hm, is that a bad thing? ^_~* I'm still waiting for Mel's answer, but I'll be careful with my drinks for awhile. ^___^* *grin* *attacks back with a fluffy pillow* :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Skydracgrrl:

Hm, is that a bad thing? ^_~* I'm still waiting for Mel's answer, but I'll be careful with my drinks for awhile. ^___^* *grin* *attacks back with a fluffy pillow* :D <hr></blockquote>

I wouldn't really spike your drinks, hon! What kind of rep would a barkeep get if he did that?

btw, you have mail

*oof* good shot with the pillow, ma'am - ~LS pulls lever and giant pillow falls from ceiling and fwumps onto Skye~ :D :D :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord Shield:


I wouldn't really spike your drinks, hon! What kind of rep would a barkeep get if he did that?

btw, you have mail

*oof* good shot with the pillow, ma'am - ~LS pulls lever and giant pillow falls from ceiling and fwumps onto Skye~ :D :D :D <hr></blockquote>
Thanx for the heads up, LS-> u got mail too.
IC- Skye struggles out form underneath the giant pillow, and takes a surprise glomp to the barkeeper. He finds it extremely hard to detach the elf from her perch on his back, where she has attached herself to. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D ha, beat that! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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EDIT- I noticed we dont get piccies anymore under our name. :( I want my piccie back! and why do I always find this thread on the second page? where'd everybody go?! :( Please come back, I'm not that scary am I??? *tear*

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I must concur - the lack of patronage is woryying :(

BTW, maybe I don't WANT to remove you from my back ;)

think I'll cast "feather aura" so you get tickled off though :D :D

I haven't left.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:
I haven't left.<hr></blockquote>

"Well, thank the gods" is all I have to say in reply to that profound post, Mister Neb. While you are not leaving, would you be kind enough to fetch me a beer and some cheetos? Uncle Hiram has been having a rough Monday.

That's a good Neb!!

~Breanna saunters in and taps Neb on the shoulder.~

*whispers to Neb* Psst! Your fly's down!

~Heads over to the bar~ What's good today? I think I'll have myself a Tequila Sunrise....

*Serves Hiram a beer and hands him a bowl of Cheetos, then goes outside to have some fun*

Right, 45 degree angle, check, ropes tied securely, check, halflings, check, dwarves, check, minotaur, check, gnomes, check, catapults, check, ballista, check, guess I'm ready for some fun.

*Walks over to catapult loaded with halflings and aimed at the Bar, cuts the ropes, walks over to catapult loaded with dwarves and cuts the ropes, does the same thing to the one loaded with gnomes, then fires the ballista loaded with a minotaur.*

Good thing I found this book yesterday, "Dwarven Throwers, the Lost Art" I can't wait to see the effect.

*Watches as exploding gnomes, angry burning flatulent dwarves, halflings which go splat when they hit the ground and one angry minotaur hit the Bar*

I'd tap my foot but somehow it wouldn't be as cute as Mel or Skye doing it

"No no no no no. Come here, apprentice!"

LS then points out the effective propulsory force compared to the weight of the projectiles. He demonstrates with his old trick: miniaturising minotaurs into a box, and firing them into the Radiant Heart where a timed Dispel Magic Runs brings these angry minotaurs back to full size again

Winder if the Radiant Heart will be pissed I've done this to them twice now? :D :D :D

Could we perhaps play some Sorceror Slapping? That's where you wander over to the nearest Sorceror and slap him silly. That way, no dwarves will be harmed.

We could also do some Neb nudging.

Neb Nudging requires a handy cliff and a 100 metre high pile of dung

okeydokes - Sorceror slapping it is - just don't try John Lennon - I played him through Throne of Bhaal and he oozes cool

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
Could we perhaps play some Sorceror Slapping? That's where you wander over to the nearest Sorceror and slap him silly. That way, no dwarves will be harmed.

We could also do some Neb nudging.<hr></blockquote>

How about Dwarf Dragging? It's simple, you tie a rope around the waist of a dwarf you then have to drag the dwarf through a lot of piles of dirt, dung, vomit, scorpions and other fun things which are all dwarf-height, you will, of course, be protected by magic, the one who gets his dwarf through the course first(Bonus points if the dwarf is alive.) wins.

OOC: What a bore! I guess I'll have to start something..

IC: A short rumble tips a glass of ale over, spilling over the table onto the floor. Another rumble (with more RUM in the BILL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) sends the same glass and a few others towards the floor. A few minutes pass before a series of 'short earthquakes' take place. Coincidently, they all seem to be more focused on the rooms upstairs than below. After waiting for the short rumbles to stop, Skye and others make their way upstairs. Before making it through the door, they are blown back by a force to great to comprehend. (A little D2 action about to take place) The door swings open, and crouched on the floor is Shade. But the Assassin does not catch the Bar attendees eye, but rather the holy figure perched above him. The Angel seems to be demanding Shade to come with him, and the Blade in its hand would make it a force to be reckoned with. The Elf shifts towards a corner in the room, and the Angel swings its Blade down, splitting a bed in two. Feathers fly everywhere, reducing vision amongst the room. When the feathers settle, Shade and the Angel are gone.

OOC: This Angel looks a lot like Tyrael of Diablo 2. Just an image to put in your mind.

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Uh... O_O Skye stares at the empty room, aghast. (sp?) Fortunately, the rumbling had woken up Lyulfe, who slowly shuffled up the stairs. *yawn* "What's going on up here?" This causes Skye to dislodge herself from LS's back (to his great disapointment :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and started to argue with her songdragon partner. "And where have you been? The last times I saw you was when you tied me to a tree, and when you dragged me and Shade up here! You are the laziest dragon I've ever met!" Lyulfe huffed. "I'm the only dragon you've ever met. You don't know anything about dragons anyways. Besides, you're the most pitiful excuse for an elf that I've ever seen!" "Yeah, well I'm the only elf you've ever seen. And I'm a Blade Bard, it's my job to act like this, to put people off guard! And raise a little money on the side." "I've seen other elves besides you, and you are the worst Blade Bard I've ever seen too!" While this argument went on, people looked back and forth between the two, like a tennis match. The argument did seem a bit odd to the newcomers, since it was between a female elf and a male elf. Everyone's eyes almost fell out though when Lyulfe, forgetting about his shape change in the heat of the arguement, accidentally changed back into his usual dragon form. "uh... oops." Lyulfe said sheepishly, as he broke through one of the walls of the hallway. "Don't worry, I'm sure Skye can fix that." Which started off another argument over who had to fix it.

The archangel swings his sword again for the assassin. It is halted, bouncing off some invisible force surrounding the suprised assassin

LS is in the doorway.

"Did I authorise this? I think not"

then proceeds to beat the utter tar out of Tyrael-features and post his bits to the Seven Heavens with "Return to Sender" written on them

Now where were we?

Ls then bushwacks Skye with dual-wielded pillows , fwumping her to the ground - BWAHAHAHA!!!

;-P to LS. NO fair! oh and, btw, I think Shade and his attacker had already disapeared... just so you know. ^_~* "Why don't you attack Lyulfe with the pillows? he's the one who created the huge hole in your tavern..." Skye whines... and later both she and Lyulfe find themselves with a bunch of boards and nails, standing in front of the gaping hole. "This is your fault you know..." Skye mutters darkly to Lyulfe. **Don't stand around all day, elf. Start boarding up the hole** Lyulfe said telepathicly (He's in dragon form at the moment). "Hey, you can help too!" **But I'm in dragon form. It's hard to grip things** "Well change into your elven form then!" **Why? Then I have to work. It'd be alot more fun to watch you mess up.** "Stupid dragon." **Idiotic elf**
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Yeah, random stuff. ^_^;; but there's nothing else to do... everyone says their still here, but then they don't post anything!!!! -_- please post? I wanna have an adventure, starting to get boring around here! :( :D :(

OOC: I'm trying to start something here, pillow-fighting isn't really an adventure [img]tongue.gif[/img]

IC: A few moments after the confirmation of Shade's departure, the Bar once again begins to shake. Instead of the Heavens sending down another zealot, the beach outside begins to twist. The calm beach begins to twirl into a gapping void, sucking things in that bare no resistance. The Gate Ring placed in Skye's backpack begins to rumble, and drops to the Bar floor. Instead of being sucked through by force, the ring seems to follow the path into the void. A small whisper is heard behind Skye, "If he builds it, they will come." She turns around to see who would say a thing like that, expecting to see Lord Shield or Lyulfe. When she does manage to turn her body, she realizes there was no one at all. The thought of it sends shivers running up and down her spine..

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] - there is no such thing as fair in a pillow fight :D :D :D

But you have a nice idea - just need a little twist

Ls pulls out 2 enchanted pillows, ready to whump whatever's next

[img]tongue.gif[/img] to LS :D :D
On with the adventure!
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Skye shivers, and tries to hold the ring back. "Come back here, you're all I have left of Shade, you stupid thing!" She tugged at it, but only got dragged closer to the void. Lyulfe jumped to her side. **Drop the ring, it's not worth it** he commanded. Skye continued to struggle with the small object. "N-no, I never give up. I won't be b-beaten by some void!" Those were the last words Skye uttered before being totally pulled into the void, ring, Lyulfe, and all. LS stood blinking at the void, and sighed. "Yet again our young elf stumbles into trouble." People in the Bar groaned, then went about, preparing for the rescue attempt of Skye.
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Hm, how many times has Skye done something like this? *looks up, scratching head* I've lost count. and why do I keep finding this on page 2 of this forum?! POST PEOPLE, POST!!!!! :mad:

There is no hesitation. This is no mere adventurer. Skye is one of the bar staff

LS jumps into the void too. Pity anything on the other side!

"Just like the old days" he thinks to himself

yay, I'm on the bar staff? kewl! *jumps around feeling important* ^__^* but I failed in my duty... *sniff, sniff* ;-( I found this on *SHOCK* page 5 of the general discussions!!!! O_O *sob* i deserve to die in the abyss... (please, no one take me literally ^_^; ;) I know, you all can cheer me up by POSTING!!!!!!!! -_- ... please?... with a cherry on top?... and sprinkles?..... ok, ok. I'll even add some of those special marshmallows. You'll post now? really, you will? yay!thanx. ^_^*
~you were just reading another one of Skye's special rambling bulletins ^__^*

I'm posting [img]smile.gif[/img]
Let's get a new thread, as this one's way over 150

The friendly neighborhood dwarf comes into the bar and sits down at his comfortable barstool. His side of the bar has orange fingerprints everywhere and an etching on the side of the bar that says "Hiram not think you drunk I am" and another saying below it that reads "The spin is rooming". He looks around the bar and notices that its a bit early for drinking, so he'll just have a light mead. He reaches into his bag of cheeto holding and gently places some cheetos on the bar. He then wedges some toothpicks into the cheetos and simulates walking them around. He is oblivious to everything that is going around as he creates his own walking cheesy man.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:
I'm posting [img]smile.gif[/img]
Let's get a new thread, as this one's way over 150<hr></blockquote>

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OOC>>>
You said it, my friend!
Be honored to know that this is my first topic closing!
Go ahead and begin #11.</font>

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