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As the Barney-Borgs begin their attack, and Lord Shield prepares to destroy them all, a Rune Assassin rushes into the Bar and stabs a highly magical dagger (almost on par with Cyric's blade, Godsbane)into the back of Lord Shield's neck, severing his spine and coming out of the front of his throat. Lord Shield collapses as someone kills the Assassin. The Borgs attack. Encard removes the blade from Lord Shield's neck and tries to use his --=Wand of {[>Fancy<]} Powers=-- to heal Lord SHield as the battle commences...
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You think that I will give up so easily - never!!
Wah stands defiant as the borgs continue to approach him nervously. He pulls out the plug from the back of each borg and finds out that they were run by <font color=white>Duracell Batteries!</font>. TUT TUT, I knew something was fishy here!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif So with each borg secret exposed, the borgs cry for mercy as a little game start rampaging on = "who can pull out the most borgs?"http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Tiax is fighting over one - but it trips over curry lord and he nicks it insteadhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif. Tiax them continues to beat the curry lord = he is very angry indeed. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
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Godsbane? Why would that affect me? An Old One is as far above a God as a God is above a mortal . I let the body collapse. An electrical storm rises from the body with a large eye in it - the eye gazes balefully at the Rune Assassin... and devours his soul . Then it settles in the Assassin's corpse which rises to its feet. The body changes to that of the barman Lord Shield. He places a force field between the Barney-Borgs and the main room . "Ok boys" . Fro mthe windows of the bar pours sa stream of 4' high shadow critters with scythe-like appendages. They swarm onto the barney dinosaurs, shredding away. Some Barney-Borgs get blast hits on Darklings but they continue unphased, cutting them down at a fast rate ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Encard notices that Lord SHield is up again, so he turns his attention to the Borgs. At that moment, a 1500 year old Red Dragon named Bob suddenly falles out of the sky and crushes all but 5 Borgs, which he rips to pieces. Then, however, he turns to the Bar patrons ( actually, he eats the Curry Lord first)...
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Godsbane? Why would that affect me? An Old One is as far above a God as a God is above a mortal . I let the body collapse. An electrical storm rises from the body with a large eye in it - the eye gazes balefully at the Rune Assassin... and devours his soul . Then it settles in the Assassin's corpse which rises to its feet. The body changes to that of the barman Lord Shield. He places a force field between the Barney-Borgs and the main room . "Ok boys" . Fro mthe windows of the bar pours sa stream of 4' high shadow critters with scythe-like appendages. They swarm onto the barney dinosaurs, shredding away. Some Barney-Borgs get blast hits on Darklings but they continue unphased, cutting them down at a fast rate ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Barny borgs let me guess we are the microsoft collective resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Time for my days playing doom to do me some good the sorcerer can be heard muttering to himself and he begins to mutter some brief incantations, a puff of blue smoke explodes before him and out comes a Chainsaw. Jabidas giggles time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, wait no wrong franchise. Lets get to butchering I hope these things taste good. ------------------ http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...43/1922643.bmp |
Skye lifts her feet in disgust as pieces of Barney-Borgs rained down on her boots. How is she supposed to enjoy a good beer like this?! She watched with quiet humor as Tiax continued to beat up the unconscious curry lord. Is everyone here insane? I just hope I don't get on the wrong side of Lord Shield. Ugh, I definitely don't want to have to fight those shadow scythe bug things.
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~Melusine walks over to the newcomer, taking great care not to step on any of the assorted body parts lying around. She extends a little hand to Skydracgrll and introduces herself. After this, she asks "Would you perhaps like to eat something? We still have a large supply of fried squid..." after seeing the look on Skydracgrll's face, she hastily adds, "but of course we also serve various...erm... less exotic dishes" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif. After bringing a large platter of tasty meat and vegetables to Skydracgrll, Melusine sits down on the edge of the table, gives an impish smile, and asks her: "So then, tell me something about yourself."~
OOC Welcome to the Bar... as long as you don't bring any weapons or ubercharacters here you won't have to worry about getting on Lord Shield's wrong side. And as long as you're not too mean to me you won't have to worry about LS's alter ego Lord Thought either http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
"Pay up" says Kivan to Neb "I told you we wouldn't crash and you said we we were going to leave a 1 mile radius crater." "Oh no" says Neb "We can still crash and I'm not going to lose 1000 gold pieces to you!" Neb then casts: Summon Windows Worshipper and a small geek with a laptop appears, the geek walks over to the wall of the Bar and plugs the laptop into the Bar using a small electrical socket which was hidden behind a painting, he then copies Windows from his laptop and into the Bar, suddenly, a two-dimensional white box appears in the middle of the Bar saying "Your Bar has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down" "There!" says Neb "The Bar has crashed! Never underestimate the crashing power of Windows!" The Bar then continues plunging towards Beer World.
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Ah yes a newcomer excellent (starts rubbing hands together) well let me welcome you to the tavern, and just a second I must go brutally kill something.
Jabidas opens his spellbook and smiles at the oncoming borg, your just going to love this one he calls out and begins chanting ,his hands weave in the air colours spread over his fingers, he casts Glorious transmutation and turns the iron parts of the borg into lead. The poor sod cant move, sparks fly because the electronics dont comply with lead and he starts to cry. The sorcerer walks up to him and whispers in his ear I always wanted to know how you lot function, sorry I dont have any painkillers. Ten minutes later the experiment is over and he concludes wate of good steel, time for more evermead. ------------------ http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...43/1922643.bmp |
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How about we serve them with sauce? I can always recall mama's favourtie ketchup recipe. Wah starts eating the whole plate to himself. (http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif - they'll get over it) ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
Bob the Red Dragon sits and stares at the Bar patrons. Every once in a while a wisp of smoke will rise from his nostril. Suddenly, BOb tries to do a jig! Stuff begins to go *splat*...
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Uh, are ALL the guyz here like this? I've met ORCS (no offense to anyone of that species in the general vecinity) who are more civilized! I'm just here to relax... I got a little tired with my life, and I found this Bar, so I decided to check it out. Since I'm new, you can't really blame me for acting nervous...
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<marquee>Arch Lich Wah Casts:</marquee>
<font color=yellow>LV 20: SUMMON BILL GATES (Conjuration) Range: 30 Yards Casting Time: 6 Duration: Until Battered Area Of Effect: Special Saving Throw: None When this spell is casted, Bill Gates will appear and attack the nearest enemy of the caster. There is no system shock or saving throw required and he dual wields Windows +4 and Flight Stimulator +4. The summoned Bill Gates will then go into a rampage, destroying everyone who is not protected by a "Protection From Bill Gates" spell (also level 20). A priest over 20th level can attempt to turn the Bill Gates via viruses and crashes but a paladin cannot.</font> Quote:
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Except for one thing - the Bar is not IBM compatible . Also, Windows 95 crashes after about 45 days unless networked - which the bar isn't http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
You know, I don't think that Wah fellow is very smart. From what I've seen, Lord shields could just corrupt (sry about the pun) Bill Gates and turn him on Wah. And it's ok about the calimari... it's just that the last time I had it, they forgot to cook it.
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Then she flies back to Sky and grins: "See? You just need to teach them a lesson every now and then. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go and have some elven Champagne with Lord Thought... maybe you'll tell me some more about yourself later...please??" In a swoop, Mel flies over to LT and gives him a big hug: "Thanks, my favorite drink! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/LLkiss.gif"~ ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Speak when you're spoken to wise one....or face the Arch Lich's wrath.
Hmph! http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/archlichpower.gif And YOU too Lord Shield, Neb, Tiax and Melusine etc.......... <h3>COME HERE TO FACE MY WRATH!</h3> ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
Bob the Red Dragon accidentaly stomps on Bill Gates. All that's left is bunch of bloody unidentifiable objects... Untill BIll Gates respawns! NOOOO!!!! However, Encard casts Virus Ray of Crashes at Bill Gates, who fails his svae and is destroyed. Then, Encard whispers something to Bob. Wah looks like a good candidate for *splat*ing... Bob raises his HUGE draconic foot...
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Skydracgrrl....of course you are welcome!!! Most people posting here are pretty new to the Forum anyway http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
I hope you'll like it here! ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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Kangaxx!! Remove these "nothings" away, and Melusine as well! We have been restored at their expense! Wah: Imprisonment: Bob Bob: Imprisoned Face the powers of the level 9 spell imprisonment! http://btinternet.com/~GWah2/archlichpower.gif ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
However, Bob suddenly moves his foot and rips of Wah arm with his massive jaws. Take that, you little Archlich! THEN Bob stomps on Wah, crushing him into the ground! That's got to HURT! *wince*
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Bring it on, Arch Lich http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif
Melusine pushes herself off the ceiling to gain memento, then gives Wah an atomic bungee wedgie before he can even say "Imprisonment" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif To the attack!!! ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/cwm34.gif <font color=dodgerblue>Walks into bar and is stunned by the craziness....men with underwear over their heads, barney-borgs and what are those...batteries....littering the floor, a huge dragon attempting to sqaush a lich.....perhaps I will come back later with a mop and bucket http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif</font>
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"You dare to attempt to silence Tiax?!?!" shouts Tiax at Wah "Face MY wrath!" Tiax then casts Install Windows on Wah's brain which immediately crashes(through the floor) leaving Wah dead until his head can regenerate. Neb decides to play a "small" prank on everybody by casting "Summon Swarm Of Shedding Cats" on the main area of the Bar, as soon as his spell is finished thousands of shedding cats swarm the area shedding on people's food and clothes and eating all of the tuna in the kitchen, their constant meowing also drives everyone except for Neb insane because he is wearing ear plugs and smiling evilly. Kivan pockets the 1000 gold pieces which he won from Neb and walks upstairs to his room(Check the 3rd Bar thread). Razzen is generally making a nuisance of himself by winning the bar patrons money in games of Poker. |
Oompah lumpa doopedy do ive got a puzzle for you, long time since I saw that film. So what are we butchering now or are we still getting to know people, damn this ordered society thing. Orcs arnt so bad by the way they bleed real good when you burst them.
Sigh spell imunity abjuration go away lich, im bored of this I could have been a contender garbage. Anyone have some mescaline. When did we get a pet dragon, I mean does it eat much and im sure it makes a hell of a mess. I suppose the eating thing isnt a problem with all the dead stuff, can I call it puff. Still what are we doing. ------------------ http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...43/1922643.bmp |
Sorry, SkyDracGrrl, I'll welcome you properly aftre this current nonsense http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
. How can I corrupt Bill Gates? That's like peeing in the ocean to make it wet http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif . There was no expense for Wah's recovery. Lord Shield take s a long punt and boots Kangaxx's skull out the window towards the Borg cube . A black-bladed scimitar appears in Lord Thought's hand and he slices through the minions - each one touched disappears screaming, The blade moves so fast you see where it WAS, not where it is NOW . Bill Gates whomps Wah with Windows and causes him to involuntarily reboot in Safe Mode because it cannot find the screen driver ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Hey, Morididn, you can come and sit over here. I'm not crazy... yet. Give me a few more drinks and maybe I'll be as insane as the rest of them, but I'm sure that I'm still safe to talk to. Here, lemme grab you a beer.
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I am immortal foolish ones!!
I shall have all you heads!! <marquee>Wah Cuts Off Neb's Head</marquee> And Here it is: http://btinternet.com/~GWah2/nebby.jpg (Neb tries a restoration scroll - but it fails) HAH! Wah continues to cast Melusine into a room full of singing erotic genies and ugly hobgoblins (he chuckles as she screamshttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ) ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
Wah gets up when Bob lifts his foot, tries to gasp out an Imprisonment spell, but when he casts it, it turns on him, and creates a massive ball of flames that nurns right through him. As evryone looks at him, they notice that he has been squashed to a thickness of only about 1 1/2 cm. Everyone looks up as they hear Bob inhale, and they all run for cover. Wah tries to do the same, but he can not move fast enough any more, and massive, 1500 year old dragon breathes a huge blast of flame at him. When their vision clears from the brightness of the blast, all that they see is each other, Bob, and a pile of ahses.
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Tiax looks at the power mad lich Wah. He then bellows at Wah,
"You dare tell Tiax what to do, hah, you will learn the true meaning of fear when I am done with you. Probably death too,yeah death too!". Tiax pulls out a scroll and begins to utter some words. A portal appears and the bar goes silence in anticipation. A foot steps out and then another one, another one and finally one more steps out, "Behold the death rabbit with sharp pointy teeth!" cried Tiax. The rabbit just sits there, the tavern begins to give out roars of laughter. But then suddenly it stops the second a larger foot steps out of the portal, the rest of the demon lords body stepped through shortly after. Tiax looked a bit shocked. "Oh dear" Tiax muttered as the demon started to get angry. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...t1lg_opt60.gif ------------------ Sigmar has only one foe, and he is Tiax! |
Am i think powerful liches know when to cast protections against fire.
To add to the fray its time for me to cast Otto's irresistible dance to have a little fun, dem bones dem bones need calcium everyone lets hear it for the dancing lich. ------------------ http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...43/1922643.bmp |
Oh no!!! what have you done??? It's the KILLER RABBIT!!!!!!!!
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Wah SURVIVES, because the hopeful fools had actually been fighting a simulcrum!!! How could they not have missed the illusion? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif
Luckily, I usually buy a spare coffin for this kind of business. Adios! (Casts Dimension Door and leaves with the rabbit demon trailing behind) Oh yeah, I forgot. Wah: Cast Bill Gates....http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif (You'll need him....) |
Wah Decides that it would be best to help these people. After all, they "have" been serving him FREE fried squid at none of his expenses. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif
And by killing them would lead to a great cash flow problem in his income. Therefore he decides that he would try to help. However, before he does anything - he decides that he should polish off the rest of that bucket that Melusine made earlier. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif Perhaps Jon Irenicus would like to share it with me? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif [This message has been edited by Wah (edited 06-21-2001).] |
Neb regenerates
. Melusine did not scream because LT blasted the mind of the genies/hobgobs out of their heads . He did see through the illusion - from now on, you will only be able to speak in rhyme . Bill Gates heads menacingly towards the Borg ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
*Kors gets up and goes upstairs to his penthouse suite to cheer up Tess and to continue working on the statue for the bar.*
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Thanks for the invite Skye! How are you doing today? Oh and welcome to the board! Have you checked out GD yet? Not sure how long I want to stay in this crazy place....at least one or two beers http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif or until Mel tries to give me a wedgie http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif
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Skye leans over and trips Wah as he walks by with his bucket of Kalimari, catching it deftly while he fell. The bar burst out in raucous laughter as Wah struggled to get back up, and Skye calmly started chowing down on his bucket of food. "Hey, what can I say? he had it coming to him!" Skye stated, shrugging.
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Skydracgrrl some of the stuff on your site dosnt work, thought you should know. well time to sit in the corner and sharpen my knifes and make absolutley no jokes about half-orcs. Evermead where would i be without you, a small voice giggles less several dead bodies. Jabidas looks down and sees the fluffiest white rabbit in the world looking up at him, shoo go away. I was in monty pythons quest for the holy grail remember me. The sorcerer mutters something under his breath about the apocalypse and dismises it as a hallucination.
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