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keep in mind that in this bar no one can die due to the enchantments placed upon it by Lord Shield so if your head gets cut of it will regrow or join back together.
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The gnome, being a fighter/mage,
Charmed blackassassin and took him outside and attacked him [This message has been edited by Tom (edited 05-18-2001).] |
as the puny little gnome TRIES to take the assasin back outside, he gets thrown across the room with a flick of the assassins wrist. Such a midget couldn't force him to go ANYWHERE!
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Fighter mage gnome cast time stop and started puching him and lilarcor chops him into so many peices.
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the assassin using his anti-wizard spells casts silence on the gnome and the timestop spell is useless. he then proceeds to pcuh a hole in the gnomes head and peers in and reveals only an empty gap. the hole heals up and gnome is dazed.
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Gnome calls his friends and in the bar comes \
30 fighters 30 mages 30 thievs 100 clerics BlackAssassin faints. |
blackassassin summons elminster and he destory them all with one banshee wail.
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then blackassassin summons a wyvern and flies away on it, leaving that pathitic gnome behind. he also lays a skull trap before he leaves which detonates as the gnome goes near it. gnome guts no decorate the bars interior.
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Hey who said you can use Elminster. I was the one who brought him in. ICC Elminster was sitting back and enjoying all of the fun. And when Angel came down and started to laugh so did Elminster. ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif |
The Gnome cast powerword kill on the BlackAssassin and only that spell... can break the killing rules so the gnome then throws the BlackAssassin in the trash and the trash man comes and the assassin is no more.
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Caleb makes a strange wheezing laughter sound as his lungs regenerate because of the spell the gnome casts at the assasin fizzles because the enchantment on the bar was from kelemvor god of the dead and his puny magics could not beat it.
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Gnome decided he didnt like the enchantment so he takes all his enemies outside and kills everyone.
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Sorry Caleb but Mystra(Midnight) got involed and wiped all of the spells from the gnome's mind therefore the gnome was not able to cast the spell. It was the bartender and Mystra you came up the enchantment for the bar. And if the gnome is not careful his ability to cast magic while be stripped from him permanently.
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Sorry gnome but your spells have stipped by Mystra
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I just decided that the Gnomes magic is innate so you cant wipe it from me(sticks out his toungue)
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Arnt your legs supposed to be on lilarcor -says the gnome. And your torso in the trash??? [This message has been edited by Tom (edited 05-18-2001).] |
Well then Mystra casts the gnome into a magical prison where none of his innate abilities or spells will not work and no amount physical might from inside the prison are outside of it including spells from the outside will work on it. The only one that banish the prison is Mystra herself. And she will not do that banish the prison until Lord Shield the bartender comes back.
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What spell is that imprisonment?
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It is a spell she has just created. And because she is the Goddess of Magic, she can do whatever she wants.
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Cybaslasher pulls out a wooden leg and beats the drunk with it.
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Tom I dont give a crap for my character but dont just say someone elses is dead and theres nothing you can do about it its cheesy. ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...ages/sign2.gif Welcome to hell. |
After having eaten some griffon stir-fry, and downing a few flagons of ale, Kivan watched the others fight each other, decided he was sleepy and went off to find somewhere to lay down for a few hours.
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Calebs upper torso has now regenerated and he decides he doesnt want to wait for his legs to grow back so he starts rolling to his old pair to re-attach them."That gnome is gonna get a stunning fist where the sun dont shine when I get my legs back"
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Kivan decided to be nice to Caleb and picked up his(Caleb's) legs and handed them to him.
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artemis takes the hat she bought off an looks at the label made in Taiwan
she looks at the other side hat of gender change she says b*l*cks puts the hat on and changes back to a man "b*gg*r i really liked that hat. it had a really nice feather in it" he takes the hat off and puts it in his bag of holding. ------------------ tom your turning into a killer clone ------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Caleb reattaches his legs and runs full speed to link reproposing his offer "I will join you if you will protect me from these crazy bastards!"
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Link stares at Caleb, and wonders whether to help him or not. Caleb's aura is black/red. He is furious, but needs Link to help him here. He cannot do it on his own, so Link decides he should help Caleb.
He slowly draws his Mithril Sword of the One God, and stares the gnome right in his green eyes. "Scram" he says, and the gnome petrifies with fear.... ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
Hate to disappoint you, but charms expire near the door, so charming people to take them outside won't work
. Lord Shield looks at the gnome. Lilarcor melts into a puddle. You'll get the sword back when you LEAVE (hint hint) . By the way, Artemis, do you want that curse removed? I could get the dweomer on the hat removed too, though I'd need to speak to the missus (Lady Change) on this . ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-19-2001).] |
OK.
By the way, Im not paying my bill. Goodbye er... bye. |
What an odd bloke. Ok, the remaining Gryphon stir Fry is getting killed (er... cold - slight slip there) so I think it's time to bring in the Fondue. By the way, Mel, your clothes are ready for you to try on now if you wish. I've finished with the adjustments
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A very smelly Draggor comes storming into the bar. "What have you people been doing?" He screams as Calebs' torso hops past him. "I was just around at the Cowled Wizards telling them off for kidnapping my friend Imoen when this huge pile of horse dung came crashing through the roof."
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IF YOU KEEP BOTHERING ME ILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BAR BUREAU!!!
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Lord Shield, wow!That looks great! Melusine disappears into a back room to try on the new dress, looking over her shoulder a few times to make sure that lecher Caleb doesn't follow her. She bolts the door behind her, and a flurry of sound can be heard. In less than half a minute she emerges again, wearing her new ensemble...but it is now lilac in colour! I hope you don't mind, Lord Shield, but I magically altered the cloth, it now changes colour every twentyfour hours. Suits my flighty nature well, doesn't it? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Whew, did you see what happens if you leave this place to those barbarians for just a minute?? Bodyparts and talking maniacal swords all over the place! D'you want me to bite their noses?? Pretty please? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif OOC Saw your thread in GD: good luck with the job interview!!!!! Can't really look after the place myself cause I have to work from nine to five http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif Maybe we can ask our bouncer Black Assasin and our watchwolf Azure to keep a wary eye out? ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
Thanks. Much appreciated. Sil is putting Caleb back together. She quite likes her little 'Biscuit King'. Flighty? oh yeah, that was the term I used. I think it suits.
. Sorry, chum. The horse poo was only meant for th wizards (now charred, though the bodies have been cleared). If it's any consolation, they wouldn't have told you what you want to know anyway. I recommend talking to Renal in the Docks. . Ok, who wants some Fondue? The cook says the melted cheese is just right now. . Thanks for the Elemental, Tom. I'll put him to work cleaning up the mess ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
The coffee is now cold, and white mould has started to grow on the caffiene-rich surface. A large Mercator Projection map of Faerun is spread across the table, and a Paladin pores over it, drawing lines, messing with compasses and rulers while occasionally glancing at a small book on the table. A sword hums to itself nearby. Neither of them seem to have noticed the chaos prevalent in the bar.
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Kivan isn't hungry so he ignores the fondue, he notices the paladin with the humming sword and the projection map, he walks over to him and asks him "What are you doing?"
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Oh great do we all get fondue what fun does anyone know where i can buy a human arm by the way oh yeah did you see all the compiled pantaloon info on baldurdash
anyway id like to introduce my friend lothar master of the bones he likes the spirited debates here and would anyone like to annoy him youll probably spend the rest of time as a talking skull ------------------ http://www.ffnet.net/ff7/images/cloud.gif |
Try using punctuation(Commas and such things.).
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ooooohhhhh some people just love to drown in punctuation dont they!!!!!!!!!!!!
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