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Sever 01-11-2006 11:27 PM

It is rather surprising. I use it enough in my regular IW posts to make up for it though.

I'll have a new quote up by tonight.

Sever 01-12-2006 06:57 AM

"Well that's very apt, that is. If he'd been a postman, you'd have baked it in the shape of an envelope, i suppose."

"Yeah!"

"Gordon Bennett. It's lucky he wasn't a gynaecologist."

Zink Whistlefly 01-12-2006 07:16 AM

Hehe I remember that one well. I think it was a cake that Lister had made for Rimmers deathday, so would that be Holly talking in Thanks fot the Memory, series 2?

Szass-Tam 01-12-2006 02:23 PM

You got there just ahead of me Zink. ;)
I suppose I can do the honour of calling "you up,", or does that require Sever's official word?

Sever 01-12-2006 11:30 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] It's your thread, Zinc. [img]smile.gif[/img] But i don't see any problem with someone else giving the go ahead. So long as they're 100% sure.

It was indeed Thanks For The Memory, BTW.

Zink Whistlefly 01-13-2006 07:31 AM

Excellent [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here's today's quote for you to chew on:

Quote:

KryTen, I was just thinking. Assuming of course we're not dealing with five-dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as Ustermeyer correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, [snorts] the theoretical shapes described by Sidis must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-dec-ahooey-hedron, a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adecon, and a di-bi-dolly-he-deca-dodron. [snorts again] Everything else is poppycock. Isn't that so?

Sever 01-13-2006 07:56 AM

[img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

Zink Whistlefly 01-13-2006 08:59 AM

:D lol, c'mon Sever this is an easy one!

Szass-Tam 01-13-2006 01:34 PM

I believe the answer is "Holoship," series five I think.

Zink Whistlefly 01-13-2006 05:41 PM

Correct [img]smile.gif[/img]

You to go whenever you're ready Szass.

Madman-Rogovich 01-13-2006 05:55 PM

Jings, you're all well to quick for me :D

Szass-Tam 01-13-2006 06:39 PM

Ok a classic quote coming from a classic episode - so far unquoted as far as I know.

We have three realistic alternatives:
(1) Sit here and get blown up,
(2) Stand here and get blown up,
(3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

Szass-Tam 01-13-2006 06:42 PM

Just to let you know, 574 posts is the record for this forum, so we've got a long way to go.

Sever 01-15-2006 06:39 AM

Bodyswap. When the self-sestruct sequence gets rewired to the vending machine and Holly can't think of a solution.

Szass-Tam 01-15-2006 10:34 AM

Correct Sever! You're up. Bodyswap is one of the all time greats.

Sever 01-16-2006 07:13 AM

Okay, bonus points if you can name the "person" who gives this quote:

"I know what you want, Dave. You want to squeeze my buttocks together to make one juicy, giant peach."

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] All time fave.

Dragonshadow 01-16-2006 02:41 PM

Psirens

Dragonshadow 01-16-2006 02:41 PM

It was a psiren pretending to be Pete Transer's sister, IIRC

Sever 01-16-2006 11:12 PM

Correct. And a bonus prize too. Don't know exactly what the prize is, but until i think of it, it's your turn.

Sever 01-19-2006 11:52 PM

Here Dragonshadow, have some pie. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Now post the new quote already. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow 01-22-2006 10:51 AM

Sorry. Thanks for the pie tho.

"Would you please call the waiter, tehre appears to be a frog in my bidet"
(please pardon spelling, I tend to spell things as I hear them)

Sever 01-23-2006 11:41 PM

It's definitely Rimmer balls-ing up his Esperento but i can't think of the exact episode. I'll take a guess with Stasis Leak?..

Madman-Rogovich 01-25-2006 09:00 AM

Hmmm... sure its Rimmer, don't think its Stasis Leak is it from Better Than Life?

Target 01-25-2006 09:37 AM

I'm sure Rimmer doesn't know that much Esperento, so I'd guess at Holly giving him the answer in the episode Kryten?

Szass-Tam 01-27-2006 03:54 PM

Care to enlighten us as to the rightness/wrongness of the given answers Dragonshadow?

Dragonshadow 01-30-2006 08:38 AM

Sorry for the late reply, I've been pretty ill

Target got it. Your go

Sever 01-30-2006 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Sorry for the late reply, I've been pretty ill

I hope it wasn't the pie! [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

Target 01-31-2006 04:44 AM

OK, here is a nice easyish one...

"It's still brown trousers time"

Target 02-02-2006 04:38 AM

I didn't think it was that difficult :D

Zink Whistlefly 02-02-2006 06:24 AM

Hmm I think that's Holly when they are travelling at the speed of light. That would be series 1 Future Echoes?

Target 02-02-2006 08:06 AM

Yep, you got it Zink.

Your go.

Zink Whistlefly 02-03-2006 05:27 AM

Here's a quote to end the week with:

"Awooga awooga a wah a wah awooga awooga a wah"

Sever 02-03-2006 08:16 AM

Dimension Jump. Lister and Ace. But i still haven't got a clue what it means.

Zink Whistlefly 02-03-2006 10:51 AM

Correct!

Centre stage is all yours Sever [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sever 02-03-2006 09:34 PM

"This isn't a meal. This is an autopsy!"

Dragonshadow 02-04-2006 09:47 AM

series 3, polymorph

Sever 02-05-2006 12:36 AM

Correct Dragonshadow. The scene where Lister cooks Cat a shami kebab meal with surgical and medical instruments.

Dragonshadow 02-05-2006 11:14 AM

"Don't worry, it's the personality that counts"

Madman-Rogovich 02-05-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
"Don't worry, it's the personality that counts"
Is it the one where Lister has to marry the Gelf?

If so then its Rimsy with the quote I think the episode is Emohawk?

unsure tho... [img]redface.gif[/img]

Zink Whistlefly 02-06-2006 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
"Don't worry, it's the personality that counts"
I reckon that's the cat in Stasis Leak, when they go through the portal and end up in the male shower :D


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