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Firestormalpha 06-10-2003 08:56 AM

Off Topic: Sythe I think you need to bring the size of your sig down a bit. If I remember correctly the max allowed size is much smaller than that. I could be wrong, but it's just a thought.

Firestormalpha 06-10-2003 10:57 AM

In my own recent experiments I left all my armaments on the ground had my mage friend cast friendship on me and proceeded to walk calmly toward a band of Kobolds my mage friend decided for his own safety and mine to cast invisibility on himself and remain downwind. No sooner had the kobolds spotted me than they opted to open fire. It was all I could manage not too take an arrow straight through the cranium. My friend the mage fortunately cast the hold spell on them giving me the opportunity to escape. I opted not to kill this group. Will this act of non-violence mellow them? or will they assume that humans have become more careless and weaker. We shall see. But the kobolds clearly have no qualms about firing on unarmed passers-by. If they open fire feel free to dispose of the wretched devils. If they are inclined to let you pass unmolested than kindly do the same for them. It works in theory, but they unerringly assault any human passers by. My informants have gathered information on our dear Mr. Sythe here, evidence that Sythe has managed to create a shapeshifting spell that turns him into a kobold form for as long as he pleases. No wonder he can come so close to them without being assaulted. They have also informed me that the above copies of conversation with Sythe and Ko are in fact either falsified documents or mere speculation as to what "could possibly" happen, and are not definitively true.

Off Topic: P.S. Sythe I love the sig.

[ 06-10-2003, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

Legolas 06-10-2003 12:13 PM

The still absent chairman has to agree with Firestormaplha. As stated in the ToS:

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Sythe 06-10-2003 03:41 PM

[img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img] I am sorry folks about my sig thankfully the webmaster toned it down a bit.

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In my own recent experiments I left all my armaments on the ground had my mage friend cast friendship on me and proceeded to walk calmly toward a band of Kobolds my mage friend decided for his own safety and mine to cast invisibility on himself and remain downwind. No sooner had the kobolds spotted me than they opted to open fire. It was all I could manage not too take an arrow straight through the cranium. My friend the mage fortunately cast the hold spell on them giving me the opportunity to escape. I opted not to kill this group. Will this act of non-violence mellow them? or will they assume that humans have become more careless and weaker. We shall see. But the kobolds clearly have no qualms about firing on unarmed passers-by. If they open fire feel free to dispose of the wretched devils. If they are inclined to let you pass unmolested than kindly do the same for them. It works in theory, but they unerringly assault any human passers by. My informants have gathered information on our dear Mr. Sythe here, evidence that Sythe has managed to create a shapeshifting spell that turns him into a kobold form for as long as he pleases. No wonder he can come so close to them without being assaulted. They have also informed me that the above copies of conversation with Sythe and Ko are in fact either falsified documents or mere speculation as to what "could possibly" happen, and are not definitively true.
I see. Your informants have misinformed you. I am nay a druid. If I were such then I would not be defending our soon to be friends because I would fear of disrupting the "balance". But your informants are partly correct. My mage friend cast a spell of polymorph on me into a kobold. Then I met Ko after we became good friends I revealed my true identity. It took Ko and his new found tribe to accept me. I admit that kobolds are not perfect. I know that they do threaten innocent passers. When I say about their fear I am not really justifying for what they have done. Tactics into negotiating peace would be long. It would take many years. Without my companion Ko I would not be able to rally up the other kobold tribes. I always send Ko onto another tribes territory. Eventually the tribe would accept Ko and know that he can be trusted and then he would introduce me. It take a long while for a tribe to accept for who I am. With my already high Charisma I can convince them to trust me.

This tactic almost always works. Some of the tribes I have encounterd had a strong hatred for us that it's unbelievable.

The interview I had with Ko is not false. I actually did have a conversaiton with him. You can cast a spell that tells if I lie or not. If it says that lies it's only because you believe that Human beings cannot speak with kobolds.

UPDATE ON ENCAMPMENT
I am spending more gold on building small schools where Kobold children can learn. I personally will be the teacher and teach them how to learn and write and speak our tounge.

[img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img] Since when did I became part of the council defending kobolds? Am I really that good? Hm I guess my teachers are right then I do have potential [img]graemlins/givingspeech.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow 06-11-2003 08:29 AM

Schools for kobolds? Hmm... the word "bombing" comes to mind...
:D
[img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img] I have noticed that Mr. Baggins, Lord Brass, Keropism (sp???) and Leggy have vanished. Does anyone know where they have gone?

Even more [img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img] Who was your receptionist Mr. Leggy?

Myrddin L'argenton 06-11-2003 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Uh, Sythe, are you a kobold yourself, by any chance?
Dragonshadow have you ever heard of a kobold having more than 30 thousand gold pieces from his adventuring days. Do you think a kobold can buy a small home in Baldurs Gate. No you haven't. If I was a kobold attempting to accomplish such a thing (s)he would be shunned at every turn. So the answer to your question Dragonshadow is no.

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Nice pair of scimitars you got there Sythe
Yeah I have nice scmitars don't I [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Picked em up from a drow who was strangely with a dwarf a huge barbaric man and a woman. Took em while sleeping I did.

Also anybody having any intention of attacking the camp would deal with these scmitars of mine :D

What gave you the idea that I was a kobold Dragonshadow? I know that I defend kobolds with all my heart but there has to be more reason to it.
</font>[/QUOTE]Is this proof that Sythe is evil? He has stolen Drizzt Do'urden's scimitars, we can see this because he was with Cattie-Brie, Bruenor and Wulgar at the time. Funny Regis was not about but this proves his evil intentions, it also suggests that we should keep close contact on Sythe.

InsaneBane 06-11-2003 11:53 AM

Until now I have encountered 2310 evil kobolds (attacked me on sight) and one non-evil kobold.

How I keep track? Easy: I collect an ear after each 'duel' [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Insane

BTW: Larry (or was it Darryl) still got both his ears [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sythe 06-11-2003 03:15 PM

I am not evil my friends. About five years ago I was still adventuring I was a well accomplished thief in Calisman. I sought to leave the city and head to Neverwinter. Along the way I saw Drizzt Do'Urden and the rest of his fellows. As you already know elves cannot sleep the go in a kind of trance. I used potions and equpped armor and boots to allow me to sneak very quietly. Not even the Drow could hear me as I slowly took his belt holding his scmimitars next to him. I saw this panther figurine I was about to steal that too but I saw dawn fast approaching. I left and saw a halfling I suppose he was supposed to keep watch and went away to have a leak I suppose.

But that was then and this is now I am now much diffrent than before. After my adventures I had a fortune of gold, retired and now living out the days I have left.

Sythe 06-11-2003 04:30 PM

Dragonshadow what are these bombs, flamethrowers etc are you are constantly talking about?

Indemaijinj 06-11-2003 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
Dragonshadow what are these bombs, flamethrowers etc are you are constantly talking about?
Probably one of those vile concoctions alchemists of less than perfect repute tend to sell. Oils of Fiery Burning they are called if my recollections are accurate.

Ever since the KAK sprung into existence there have been a roaring trade in these dangerous liquids. Makes one shudder, it true does.

InsaneBane 06-12-2003 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
Dragonshadow what are these bombs, flamethrowers etc are you are constantly talking about?
Dragonshadow mentioned something earlier about farting and killing. Maybe she has developed her special weapon since then (don't mix chili and cabbage [img]smile.gif[/img] ).

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Insane

Dragonshadow 06-12-2003 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
I am not evil my friends.
Could have fooled me.

And the flalmethrowers are to kill all kobolds! if anyone wants any, I sell them.

Dragonshadow 06-12-2003 10:57 AM

DRAGONSHADOW'S CONFESSION


First, I wish it to be known that I am doing this under... [img]graemlins/smile33.gif[/img] I mean, of my own free will.

I was wrong to hunt the kobolds down and destory and/ or lay seige to their villages, I should have thought more about their feelings.

I should not have tryed to hunt down Mr. Baggins a while ago.

I LOVE the kobolds (as if!) Uh oh... [img]graemlins/railgun.gif[/img]

[ 06-12-2003, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Sythe 06-12-2003 02:57 PM

Dragonshadow are you allright throughout all my travels I have not heard of this flamethrower.

The Lilarcor 06-12-2003 04:25 PM

Maybe its some alteration of burning hands, with more intensity and duration.

Sythe 06-12-2003 07:51 PM

Maybe it's an invention some gnomes invented but this topic isn't about these "flamethrowers" we are here to talk about kobolds and nothing else.

InsaneBane 06-13-2003 03:46 AM

Or that lvl 2 spell Agannazar's Scorcher.
Or could it be as simple as Dragon Breath?

Or she might sell wands of fire. Those can be used both as flame throwers and fire bomb launchers.

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Insane

InsaneBane 06-13-2003 03:49 AM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
Maybe it's an invention some gnomes invented but this topic isn't about these "flamethrowers" we are here to talk about kobolds and nothing else.
Solution: We kill all the kobolds => No kobolds left in the world => No kobolds to talk about => We have to talk about something else in this tread [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Insane

Dragonshadow 06-13-2003 08:16 AM

Look, a flamethrower is an invention which lobs fire!!! It is used to BURN kobolds!

Sythe 06-13-2003 03:14 PM

YOU INSANE YOU DRAGONSHADOW!!! Are EVIL!!!!!!! I don't need to cast the spell detect evil to feel and see your evil aura among us! :laugh1: You laugh at me! Saying that I am wrong! How would you feel if I were a dragon! And I say to the other dragons "Hey these humans are giving us a hard time lets go gobble em up there are other game out there."

YOUR STENCH OF EVIL SICKENS ME TO THE GUT!! [img]graemlins/yawn.gif[/img]

Link 06-13-2003 03:41 PM

My dear friends and enemies alike, and everyone in between,

With great interest I have followed the debate which has enrolled itself from minor interest, to a great and vivid debate concerning the integration of the Kobold (Koboldus Minimus) into the society as we know it. Because it is the duty of any citizin or inhabitant of Faerun to state his or hers opinion concerning this matter, I believe that my opinion is needed to conclude this matter as quickly as possible.

And this matter needs to be concluded quickly, my friends, that is something that we must all agree about. It is for a major reason that I urge you to leave your babbling and chit-chatting for what it is, and conclude this debate with valid and good arguments, because it is truly a matter of life and death that we are facing.
Not only is it important to realise that we are discussing whether or not killing kobolds is justifyable, but also that we are discussing whether kobolds should be integrated in our society and, most importantly, what to do about the other subraces we know off. These include the well known orcs, goblins, and ogres, but also the ogrillons, the xvarts and the hobgoblins. These creatures are also endangered, and this debate can and may be seen as the direct cause for the threat to their lives.

To delve deeper into this matter I have told you about, I need to give you, my friends, an example. Picture yourself, or anyone you please, as a peasant. You've heard from relatives, from merchants or from a random somebody that there is a debate going on in Baldur's Gate concerning the integration of kobolds in society. You get frightened, that is a logical reaction. You remember your great-uncle Willy being killed by a kobold (or to be more truthful: he tripped over a root, and fell in a dead kobolds arrow. The rusty arrow didn't kill him but instead gave him infections which proved fatal to the, already 90 year old man). So what do you do? Nothing? But you're frightened.. frightened that kobolds might one day be your new neighbours. So you grab your pitch-fork, gather some farmer friends, and start a campaign to drive Kobolds (and other supposedly evil subraces) out of the region.

This story indicates my point fairly well, I believe. I can understand that you think that not everyone thinks like a farmer; I even completely agree with that point. But we must bear in mind that this is just an example. For all we know, even nobles in Waterdeep, or merchants in Trademeet would want to do a thing in the same context. We don't know, and because we don't know I think we should try and do everything to prevent such a thing from happening. The only logical, and in fact the only solution to this matter is to conclude our fine debate as quickly as possible. One other solution (which is, actually, a mere delay of the situation) is to explain to everyone that precautions are being made, or by placing all kobolds in a strictly guarded reserve. Neither will prove successful I believe.

But what is my opinion in this matter? So far I've only tried to push you, my friends, into forming your conclusive speech. Nothing more, nothing less. Hastening a situation is not giving one's opinion on important matters, but rest assured, I will.

So far, I've read wide-spread opinions from different groups of considerate power. The Iron Throne has posed its interest in the matter, as do the dragons. I compliment them both, because they have shown great wisdom. But what I do see is a tendency to let arguments and valid points fly off, and then only the bickering about "whether or not to use flame throwers remains". A sad thing, really.
For it is my humble opinion that we should at least try to give Kobolds a chance in our society. What have they done to us that makes us want to kill them so badly? "They've attacked us without a reason!" "We haven't had a decent night's rest, because of wandering kobolds!" Rubbish! We should not look at the situation itself, but the idea behind the situation. The motives for the kobolds to attack wandering adventurers. There is always a motive for an attack, believe me. Only truly evil races such as the gnolls and the drow need no reason for attacking a person. It is in their blood. Kobolds do not share that bloodthirstyness with these evil denizens, I think. They are merely the fools who are in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Just as the story about Ko the Kobold indicates, kobolds are not the evil beings that we think they are. There are numerous reasons to believe this:

<font color="white">CIVILIZATION</font>
- They have a certain form of hierarchy. This point is easily seen. Kobold society does not consist of anarchy, where everyone is equal. On the contrary, it is organised. There are kobold shamans (who rank higher) and the normal kobolds. Just one example, where there may be many more. And as we all know hierarchy is one of the first true examples of civilization emerging. Hierarchy indicates a certain form of society. Society indicates wisdom. And wisdom, my friends, is what we are looking for when we're searching a kobold's mind. A valid, but good point, is what we're facing here.
- They talk. Speech is common in Faerun, that is a given point. But the speech as we know it (human, elven, dwarven language) is common for us; lesser races such as the orcs, goblins and thus the kobolds do not all have a language of their own. Orcs usually only grunt and squeal (which is only a distress signal, if we can believe Juinnay's "Gnark-squeek -- A study of Orc Vocabulary), and goblins do not have a language at all. Of course, there are exceptions, but there are always exceptions, so that's not a special thing.
If we look at the Kobold race, however, we see an entirely different situation: Kobolds do tend to speak to each other, although we do not see it as a language. The common adventurer usually refers to Kobolds as "arrow-firing, yipping aggressors" or even a more 'negative' approach to a description. This yipping (which drives many adventurers insane) is not what we think it is: it's not just "yipping", it's a beginning form of speech, of language. What we see is kobolds communicating with each other by yipping. What they tell each other, is not quite clear, as we haven't had the opportunity to study it yet).
As we all know, speech is also an important part when checking races for civilised activity. Speech indicates a higher form of civilization; speech preceeds writing, but not by far. And when a written language occurs, history has begun, we all know that. So the kobold speech is another indication for civilization.

<font color="white"> MOTIVES </font>
The civilization argument did not really need any introduction, but I feel that this argument does. We are discussing the main point of my speech here, namely the motives of the kobolds for attacking us. What do we really know about their motives? Is it really true what we think of them? Are they really so evil? Nothing. No. No. In that particular order. Those are the answers to the questions I have just asked myself, and you.
First of all: we know nothing about kobold motives. The only thing that we do know is that we are being attacked, and, the dumb and bloodthirsty adventurers that we are, we tend not to think, but al we do is attack, hoping that the kobolds have valuables on them. But that is just plain wrong, my friends! We need to think before we act! If we do not consider if we are not the aggressor, if we are not the ones who are wrong, then we will never learn of our mistakes!
The second point, is it really true what we think of them, is all about preemptive thoughts actually. We tend to judge to quickly about one another. We see a man who looks kind of shabby, and we think it is a stray. Maybe he is a stray, but maybe he is not. We see a kobold and think of it as an evil creature that needs to be destroyed. And for what? Gold? Kobolds do not value such a material thing as gold, so this is just plain greed. A sin. Valuable items? Again no. Kobolds are in an evolutionary stage of civilization; they have not yet found the knowledge to make ingenious magical devices. This preemptiveness just proves again and again that we think too little and act too much, while it should be the other way around.
The third and last point: are kobolds evil. Again I have answered this question with a negative answer. No. Kobolds are not evil, far from it. "Then why do they attack me then" you might say. "Why do they disturb my night's rest?" It is simple really, albeit that the answer to these last to questions is not a true answer, but merely a speculation. This speculation however, does indeed prove my point in this matter.
Again it all comes down to the fact that we think too little. Have you ever even considered the fact that kobolds might have territories and that you are trespassing them. That they wake you up because they want you to leave? Bear in mind that they could have killed you, but they didn't. They didn't and so you have become the aggressor instead of them. And instead of leaving, you just kill them, and try to go to sleep again. Another option is the fact that the kobolds are just too frightened and try to defend themselves. As we all know now, kobolds are at the beginning of civilization, and in the beginning everything is scary. So what do you do when you encounter a heavily armed adventurer who looks very aggressive? You freeze in panic, and fire an arrow, although you know that it probably won't save your life. It's an act of panic that makes the kobold attack you, if they attack you. Bear in mind that you wouldn't even be sure what you would do when such a situation should occur in your life.

Now that I've given my arguments to you, my friends, I am positive that you will come to understand why I think this way, and most importantly: why I believe that Kobold Integration is of prime importance to this society. Know then, that I've only covered the kobold's point of view, and have not yet been able to deliver the full picture by also going on about the advantages on our side.

It was a pleasure having the floor, and I apologise for taking so much time on it. Again, time is valuable in this matter, so please: speak freely, but speak wisely.

With regards to my both my opponents and those who share the same side as I do, I remain,


Link
Spokesman extraordinaire

[ 06-13-2003, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

Sythe 06-13-2003 05:49 PM

Well said Link well said.

Dragonshadow 06-14-2003 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:
YOU INSANE YOU DRAGONSHADOW!!! Are EVIL!!!!!!! I don't need to cast the spell detect evil to feel and see your evil aura among us! :laugh1: You laugh at me! Saying that I am wrong! How would you feel if I were a dragon! And I say to the other dragons "Hey these humans are giving us a hard time lets go gobble em up there are other game out there."

YOUR STENCH OF EVIL SICKENS ME TO THE GUT!! [img]graemlins/yawn.gif[/img]

Sythe, Sythe, Sythe. Are we not all guilty of something? Is there not something that you hate above all else? I hate kobolds. I do not deny that cI may be evil in some way, but are we not all?

The Lilarcor 06-14-2003 03:27 PM

Yes we may be guilty of things, but would you want the destruction of an entire race over your head just because you hate them, can't understand them? That would be considered genocide, not to mention that the kobolds as a species are probably as guilty as humans. No race is innocent, and if you look at all of the bad things of a species and after judging them on that decide to kill them all, we might as well kill all sentient life.

Now back to the actual Kobold decision. I will support any decision with killing them all. If we won't help them become integrated into our society or help them form their own country, then I say we should just ignore them.
The adventurers who have complaints against the kobolds know the danger of adventuring, what would adventuring be if there were no little challenges to it? As far as I have heard, its the adventurers who either get too close to kobold territory or meet kobolds, except for that shaman, that are complaining. Kobolds usually don't attack human villages unless severely provoked and as far as this meeting goes, there have been no complaints from any settlements that I have heard. From what I can tell, there is nothing to be decided about the kobolds because a few adventurers are complaining about arrows. They know the risks and hopefully can take care of themselves.

Link 06-15-2003 05:07 AM

Well said, The Lilarcor, well said. I am quite relieved to see that is it not only me who thinks that way, but also most honourable Sythe and you too. Concerning the matter, however, I promised to go on about the human advantages of Kobold Integration. And so will I do now.

As we all know, we are talking about the important subject Kobold Integration (K.I.) here. I'm glad to see that numerous people have set there minds to cunning mode in order to display why we should integrate a minor race such as kobolds in our society, but only in the viewpoint of the kobold. None of us, or, in each case, none of us has successfully shared an argument for our own sake, why we should vote "Yes" when deciding about Kobold Integration.

To be quite honest, I find this lack of thinking a bit disturbing. Of course, being the altruistic persons that we are, we think of others first, and that is no wrong thing, on the contrary. One must always think as much about as one does about him or herself. And that is where the lot of you fails: you only want to look at it from the Kobold's point of view when you think about why we should allow kobolds to integrate.
This is important because our opponents in this matter tend to get away with arguments as: "They smell bad" and "They fart" concerning kobold's sake, and come with arguments as: "They threaten our existence as adventureres" whilst talking about our own sake. And to my great dismay I have not seen any decent reply concerning these matters, save for the noble speech of Lilarcor who tells us that 'the profession of adventuring is to seek adventure, not wander in the wilderness having a dull life'. But this, also, is a more lame reply than I had hoped to see.

So what have I got to say about the matter then? In my honest opinion it is of vital importance that we look at our ourselves, and what benefits we have to gain from a possible Kobold-Human alliance. And of course, I understand, exchanging knowledge, establishing trade routes, and sharing a military enemy are one of the more common things one thinks about then. But I propose we delve deeper into the matter and think of the more deepgoing consequences we will face when kobolds will be integrated in our society. Generally speaking I will therefore have a speech that consists of two parts: the obvious advantages, and the second part where I will display the more deeper advantages, which, I trust, not everyone here knows about.

<font color="white">OBVIOUS ADVANTAGES</font>
As I have already mentioned, there are some obvious advantages to be had when we consider Kobold Integration;
- Exchange of Knowledge. As we all know: knowledge is power, and there can never be a sufficient amount of knowledge, for there is always more to be learned. And in my honest opinion we can gain a lot of knowledge (not only concerning Kobold society and everything close to that) by simply allowing kobolds to integrate in our society. I wish to ask the participants of this debate to take a moment and think about it for a while. Think of what we can learn from the kobolds: we gain excessive knowledge about their society, as I've already pointed out, for one thing. They could share their knowledge about certain wilderness area's so we wouldn't have to risk sending expensive expeditions to explore them. These are but the few things that we have to gain when the both us exchange our knowledge. And believe me: there are many more; I honestly believe that you can think of certain advantages yourself as well.
- Establishing Trade Routes. The greedy we are, the more we focus on economic advantages when we decide about certain points. Therefore I will not ignore the economic point that we're facing here. As we all know, trade, if not taken lightly, is something that gives us profit. We trade common goods for uncommon goods with the kobolds, to give an example. And with these new trade routes our economy gains a new boost, and economies are the main support pillar in a society, as we all know. Frankly speaking, I think we should not let our preemptiveness speak because Kobolds 'are smelly, and ugly' but think of what we have to gain for ourselves. A better, cheaper life? Isn't that what everyone wants?
- Sharing Military Enemy. This point is one of the more obvious as well. Picture the Zhentarim, having set up an army, attacking the city of Neverwinter, a city which lies secluded and thus the armies we send to their aid may not arrive in time. Nowadays the city would be lost, and we could do nothing. But if we allow for Kobold Integration to happen, I'm sure that we could send a Kobold army to help the people of Neverwinter out. A minor example of something that is a mutual advantage to both our races; kobolds help us out, we help kobolds out. Not to mention the fact that we have an enemy less (the kobolds themselves!).

<font color="white">DEEPER ADVANTAGES</font>
Short but valid points, I'd say. If I were lazy, then I would leave it this way. Alas, I am not, and I feel it is my duty to point out deeper motives for allowing Kobold Integration;
- Genotype Mixing. The famous scientist and evolution expert Charles Darwin has already pointed out that the evolution is the key to survival. The fittest to the current situation are adapted best, and will survive to meet a new age, while the weak (physically and/or mentally) will perish. We do not know what the future will bring, but the exchange of Kobold and Human genes creating the "Humold" or the "Koman" might prove to be beneficial. We must of course consider these more advanced points as advantages as well.
- Kobolds Can Do Any Task. As we all know, kobolds are smaller, a bit more agile and better adapted to rough life than humans are. Kobolds are therefore more fitting to do our dirty work; they may prove just as silent assassins (with their bow and arrows), they can pick up the garbage, or serve as lab experiment animals. This can prove quite useful, believe me.

My mind hurts because of thinking so much. I fear I must take a rest, and leave the floor to someone who is willing to take it.


Without further or due, I remain


Link
Spokesman extraordinaire

[ 06-15-2003, 05:09 AM: Message edited by: Link ]

The Lilarcor 06-15-2003 03:56 PM

And if we take these concepts not just to kobolds, but too all humanoid species, and getting rid of our speciecist views.
If you look at an average, large human city, there is poor, there is rich, there are evil and there are good in the city. If we forget what species we belong too and ridding society of those concepts and views. We, could have orc, humans, kobolds and goblins all living together.
Sure this is a bit farfetched for todays times, but it starts now. Getting rid of the species boundry between humans and kobolds is the first step to inter-humanoid peace! And if we all have peace, then we wouldn't have to worry about species on the frontier preparing for raids and attacks. With this mixing, We would be one people, of many species, each helping each other to be more balanced and stronger.

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Dragonshadow 06-16-2003 05:24 AM

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Originally posted by The Lilarcor:
Yes we may be guilty of things, but would you want the destruction of an entire race over your head just because you hate them,

Look, i don't want them all dead. THose that can prove themselves can stay alive. Otherwise, no.

Lord Dracon 06-16-2003 05:45 AM

Link here are some objections [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

-We can just send an adventuring party out to explore wilderness areas for a small sum of money and if they are so primitive we probably know all the knowledge that they know already.

-What type of goods does the kobold have that we would want and why not just kill the kobold to get the goods instead of bothering to trade.

-as for military, bandits have been able to integregate goblins, gnolls, xvarts and humans together so they could have already integregated kobolds into their societies in secret.

-is not the kobold weak physically or mentally already so if it is the survival of the fittest we would just be downgrading and hey would you really want to be a Koman.
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Link 06-16-2003 07:27 AM

Lord Dracon; it breaks my heart to see such a young lad as yourself in such agony, in such pain. It is obvious that the dark side has taken you before you could enjoy the full greatness of life itself. Why, I ask you, why do you hate the kobold race so much? Why are you not willing to share their kindred spirit as one of your own?

I greatly disapprove of your refutal, Lord Dracon, for they are simple, and not well thought of;

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Originally posted by Lord Dracon

We can just send an adventuring party out to explore wilderness areas for a small sum of money and if they are so primitive we probably know all the knowledge that they know already.



But that is not the problem, my honorable adversary! Why bother using adventurers to explore wilderness area's for money when we can get the knowledge about those wilderness faster, cheaper and better using kobold knowledge? And furthermore: I really think that adventurers have better things to do than explore wildlife regions, when there's treasure hunting to be done somewhere else.
And concerning the primitiveness of kobolds; yes. I admit they are rather primitive in their behaviour, and not as advanced (yet) as we are, but that does not mean that there is nothing to be learned from them. Scientists can study their behaviour, so we learn more about them, just to give an example. We know to little about the kobolds to state such a bold fact such as you just did.

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Originally posted by Lord Dracon

What type of goods does the kobold have that we would want and why not just kill the kobold to get the goods instead of bothering to trade.



As we all know Kobold Dung is one of the most furtile dung that exists in Faerun. It doesn't even compare to Dragon Drops, or Gnoll Goo, one of the more usual brands of dung available at merchants all across Toril. For a small price we could acquire this dung and use it to furtilise our lands; no more starvation, better crops. I believe this is but one of the advantages that are to be gained when we let Kobolds integrate in our society.
Not to mention valuable winter wolf pelts that kobolds may have, that they are willing to trade for mere arrows, or perhaps even for. Profit is to be gained from this situation, on both sides!

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Originally posted by Lord Dracon

As for military, bandits have been able to integregate goblins, gnolls, xvarts and humans together so they could have already integrated kobolds into their societies in secret.



I wouldn't call a band of savage, bloodthirsty, scarred, but above all ugly thugs a society, but I'll leave that to others to decide. Fact is though, that bandits are a secret society, so we do not know in what matter they *did* integrate kobolds (and those other races of course!) in their so-called society. Furthermore, I don't think it's fair to compare our flourishing civilization to a group of low-life scum. And as we all know, their struggles to use these subraces as their minions have proved futile, not only because they used the wrong methods (not only by making them attack innocents peasants, and villagers).

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Originally posted by Lord Dracon

is not the kobold weak physically or mentally already so if it is the survival of the fittest we would just be downgrading and hey would you really want to be a Koman.



The Kobold is in my eyes merely physically and mentally different. If we were only to look at physical facts and matters, then the world would probably consist only of dragons, wouldn't it? They are by far the strongest creatures alive. And if we would look at the world from a mental point of view then the world would be full of mind flayers, I would reckon. Not a nice picture at all. What you must realize, my friend, is that size and cunning doesn't count: the way you use your size, and use your cunning is the key. And the kobold has been able to survive for a decent amount of time, so therefore I wouldn't think it to be fair to degenerate them this much.
Furthermore; why no be Koman? People might think of you as a new superhero, with such a fancy name ;) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]


Link
Spokesman extraordinaire

[ 06-16-2003, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Link ]

Dragonshadow 06-16-2003 08:27 AM

Thabkyou for knowing what a flamethrower is Lord Dracon

InsaneBane 06-16-2003 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by Link:
why no be Koman? People might think of you as a new superhero, with such a fancy name ;) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

No - I think this tread already got too many Komen :D

I'll rather search a dark cave and find some small flying mammals to become a batman :D

A lot of the arguments also goes for ants and the likes (ie. hieracy, language/communication etc.).

Go ahead and save the kobolds - I would be more than happy, if the kobolds reacted like rabbits and squirrels do (does someone have a MOD?). I do not want them extinguised if they kept their own business and gave the 'poor' adventures a fair travel (and sleep). Until then, I will keep smacking them to pieces as my answer to their aggressiveness.

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Link 06-16-2003 09:08 AM

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Speaking of chicken; ever seen the screenshots of the fabled Lord Raptor? He was a character made by a member here called Lord Shield. Looked like a chicken [img]smile.gif[/img] I laughed so hard when looking at the screens that I fell of my chair :D

Myrddin L'argenton 06-16-2003 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Link:
Well said, The Lilarcor, well said. I am quite relieved to see that is it not only me who thinks that way, but also most honourable Sythe and you too. Concerning the matter, however, I promised to go on about the human advantages of Kobold Integration. And so will I do now.

As we all know, we are talking about the important subject Kobold Integration (K.I.) here. I'm glad to see that numerous people have set there minds to cunning mode in order to display why we should integrate a minor race such as kobolds in our society, but only in the viewpoint of the kobold. None of us, or, in each case, none of us has successfully shared an argument for our own sake, why we should vote "Yes" when deciding about Kobold Integration.

To be quite honest, I find this lack of thinking a bit disturbing. Of course, being the altruistic persons that we are, we think of others first, and that is no wrong thing, on the contrary. One must always think as much about as one does about him or herself. And that is where the lot of you fails: you only want to look at it from the Kobold's point of view when you think about why we should allow kobolds to integrate.
This is important because our opponents in this matter tend to get away with arguments as: "They smell bad" and "They fart" concerning kobold's sake, and come with arguments as: "They threaten our existence as adventureres" whilst talking about our own sake. And to my great dismay I have not seen any decent reply concerning these matters, save for the noble speech of Lilarcor who tells us that 'the profession of adventuring is to seek adventure, not wander in the wilderness having a dull life'. But this, also, is a more lame reply than I had hoped to see.

So what have I got to say about the matter then? In my honest opinion it is of vital importance that we look at our ourselves, and what benefits we have to gain from a possible Kobold-Human alliance. And of course, I understand, exchanging knowledge, establishing trade routes, and sharing a military enemy are one of the more common things one thinks about then. But I propose we delve deeper into the matter and think of the more deepgoing consequences we will face when kobolds will be integrated in our society. Generally speaking I will therefore have a speech that consists of two parts: the obvious advantages, and the second part where I will display the more deeper advantages, which, I trust, not everyone here knows about.

<font color="white">OBVIOUS ADVANTAGES</font>
As I have already mentioned, there are some obvious advantages to be had when we consider Kobold Integration;
- Exchange of Knowledge. As we all know: knowledge is power, and there can never be a sufficient amount of knowledge, for there is always more to be learned. And in my honest opinion we can gain a lot of knowledge (not only concerning Kobold society and everything close to that) by simply allowing kobolds to integrate in our society. I wish to ask the participants of this debate to take a moment and think about it for a while. Think of what we can learn from the kobolds: we gain excessive knowledge about their society, as I've already pointed out, for one thing. They could share their knowledge about certain wilderness area's so we wouldn't have to risk sending expensive expeditions to explore them. These are but the few things that we have to gain when the both us exchange our knowledge. And believe me: there are many more; I honestly believe that you can think of certain advantages yourself as well.
- Establishing Trade Routes. The greedy we are, the more we focus on economic advantages when we decide about certain points. Therefore I will not ignore the economic point that we're facing here. As we all know, trade, if not taken lightly, is something that gives us profit. We trade common goods for uncommon goods with the kobolds, to give an example. And with these new trade routes our economy gains a new boost, and economies are the main support pillar in a society, as we all know. Frankly speaking, I think we should not let our preemptiveness speak because Kobolds 'are smelly, and ugly' but think of what we have to gain for ourselves. A better, cheaper life? Isn't that what everyone wants?
- Sharing Military Enemy. This point is one of the more obvious as well. Picture the Zhentarim, having set up an army, attacking the city of Neverwinter, a city which lies secluded and thus the armies we send to their aid may not arrive in time. Nowadays the city would be lost, and we could do nothing. But if we allow for Kobold Integration to happen, I'm sure that we could send a Kobold army to help the people of Neverwinter out. A minor example of something that is a mutual advantage to both our races; kobolds help us out, we help kobolds out. Not to mention the fact that we have an enemy less (the kobolds themselves!).

<font color="white">DEEPER ADVANTAGES</font>
Short but valid points, I'd say. If I were lazy, then I would leave it this way. Alas, I am not, and I feel it is my duty to point out deeper motives for allowing Kobold Integration;
- Genotype Mixing. The famous scientist and evolution expert Charles Darwin has already pointed out that the evolution is the key to survival. The fittest to the current situation are adapted best, and will survive to meet a new age, while the weak (physically and/or mentally) will perish. We do not know what the future will bring, but the exchange of Kobold and Human genes creating the "Humold" or the "Koman" might prove to be beneficial. We must of course consider these more advanced points as advantages as well.
- Kobolds Can Do Any Task. As we all know, kobolds are smaller, a bit more agile and better adapted to rough life than humans are. Kobolds are therefore more fitting to do our dirty work; they may prove just as silent assassins (with their bow and arrows), they can pick up the garbage, or serve as lab experiment animals. This can prove quite useful, believe me.

My mind hurts because of thinking so much. I fear I must take a rest, and leave the floor to someone who is willing to take it.


Without further or due, I remain


Link
Spokesman extraordinaire

Looking at this work that you have put into Kobolds I have to ask a few questions. One do you detest the KAK, as the leading spokeman of this leading organisation at the current time on this topic (in other words I hold the board at the moment)? Two can I ask if you have ever been attacked by a kobold in Nashkel mines, far away from kobold territory and lastly are you imitating me. I suggested some of those things from a KAK point of view (you can checck the original thread for this)
I await the answers

Myrddin L'argenton [img]graemlins/greenbounce.gif[/img]

Link 06-16-2003 05:00 PM

OOC: I'm not imitating you, that is pure coincidence, on my word.

And yes I'v been attacked by Kobolds in the Nashkel mines. They probably drank too much of the green iron-poisoning stuff so their minds were clouded and they attacked you. ;)

And lastly; I'm just a guy with way too much time on his hands.. This thread is a way to spend time ... useful ;)

The Lilarcor 06-16-2003 09:28 PM

If you were paid, extorted or blackmailed to go to a mine and help the supposed owner from supposed intruders, you probably would too, don't blame the kobolds for being at the mine, when any other human would probably be doing the same thing. If they attacked you, its probably because their scared of their boss or being paid well, in other words, adventurers, just against us. And considering they are probably cheap labor because we humans want too much pay..
What I am saying don't lay blame on kobolds for the mine and don't use the mine as a reason to go and kill them.

Sythe 06-17-2003 04:38 PM

I hath retured after my long journey. Crossing lands with my friend Ko spreading our word of integraiton!

What has mankind being doing since the beggining of time? Making a perfect society. They has been many attempts to do this all have failed or have succeded but only for a few moments. Friends, Countrymen LEND me your ears.

We all know that war is like the Nine Hells. Chaos,Misery, and Death. We are having a war all over Fae'run. Orc raids, war between the local townspeople and goblins. No sane (wo)man would want this to happen. I admit that Kobolds are a threat. But we all must see that violence would just stir up more violence. Both sides hate each other. Hate cannot drive out hate it is impossible. The cure to this problem as I have said many times before is toleration(is that even a word?). I know that many of you such as Dragonshadow cannot love kobolds. Mayhap because you like thousands before you has had an horrible expirence with Ko and his race. If you cannot love them then that is alright. I don't expect to live to see the day when all the races live in harmony. Respect them that is simple. Just leave them alone. All kobolds are not the same, you think all Humans are all the same? If you said yes then I demand you come over here and chop off your head for stupidty.

We are all living in an age of great change. A change that would change the face of Fae'run mayhap the world. We all want peace all of us. But how can we have peace if we want to wipeout an entire race. That is terrible. That is immoral and Chaotic EVAL!! An entire race with a long history who may have done many great achievements. Achievements that bettered this dangerous world. And with a potential to do more of these amazing feats in the future. Kobolds I believe have not done huge achievements to better this world. I know that they have the potential though to do it. We are stopping them we are a giant dam stopping the their flow of potential achievements.

I am now standing up and have grabbed myself an hammer. I am right now and will not stop hitting the dam until it comes down. I cannot do this alone I need your help. Once we do this the world would be a brighter place and we would all get more respect. Dragons would think "These lesser races have done the unthinkable integrating with their past foes."

Sincerly

Spokesman for Ko and his people
Lord Sythe

InsaneBane 06-18-2003 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by Sythe:
Friends, Countrymen LEND me your ears.

Hmm. I have a nice collection of kobold ears you can borrow. Last time I counted there were 2310. I have extended the collection a bit since then :D

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Lord Dracon 06-18-2003 07:36 AM

I am not totally against kobolds i was just stating a few small facts and if this is what you call agony or pain i would wonder what it is like to be in an extremely happy mood considering i am in a good mood. Also did you ever notice the bad guys always get the cool armour, cool weapons, cool items, cool spells eg. (and the bad guys don't always lose or how would they get so powerful)
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- some adventurers would go out into the wilderness just to hunt kobolds or there might be places to go treasure hunting in the wilderness. wouldn't it be cheaper to just send a few adventurers out for a few hundred gold than pay millions on integregating the kobold into our society and facing a line of problems.

- so what is the most furtile manure in the realm of faerum. and if the dragon ate kobold would not his or her faeces be almost as furtile as the kobolds. so you could hire one dragon to fertilise your field or 100 kobolds. Not to mention that the dragon has the gift of flight therefore they can see where they have been before.

- Some of my good friends happen to be in the bandit trade for your information and are you saying that a band of so called 'low life scum' can integregate the kobold succesfully and your 'flourishing civilisation' can't. Not to mention the bandits have been able to integregate gnolls , xvarts and hob goblins into the human society before.

- There are many disadvantages of being a Koman for one you would probably pick fights with all the big tough kids at school and get bashed up,be teased an awful lot, you probably would have a very low intelligence so there would be almost no hope in being a great sorcerer or mage if tou wanted to be one, you probably couldn't carry very heavy objects for example wear plate mail or full plate mail armour if you could even find some that fitted your unique body shape, and on and on the list goes......Makes you wonder if some of these people aren't already Koman [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Oh and Sythe you will be hitting that dam for quite a while there [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow 06-18-2003 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Sythe:
I hath retured after my long journey. Crossing lands with my friend Ko spreading our word of integraiton!

What has mankind being doing since the beggining of time? Making a perfect society. They has been many attempts to do this all have failed or have succeded but only for a few moments. Friends, Countrymen LEND me your ears.(I'D RATHER KEEP THEM)

We all know that war is like the Nine Hells. Chaos,Misery, and Death.(WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SIX?) We are having a war all over Fae'run. Orc raids, war between the local townspeople and goblins. No sane (wo)man would want this to happen. I admit that Kobolds are a threat.(THANK YOU) But we all must see that violence would just stir up more violence. Both sides hate each other.(SO WHY DON'T WE KILL EACHOTHER?) Hate cannot drive out hate it is impossible.(NOT IF WE KILL THEM ALL!) The cure to this problem as I have said many times before is toleration(is that even a word?). I know that many of you such as Dragonshadow cannot love kobolds.(RIGHT THERE) Mayhap because you like thousands before you has had an horrible expirence with Ko and his race.(MANY) If you cannot love them then that is alright. I don't expect to live to see the day when all the races live in harmony. Respect them that is simple. Just leave them alone.(THEY TRIED TO KILL ME! I MUST TAKE REVENGE!) All kobolds are not the same, you think all Humans are all the same? If you said yes then I demand you come over here and chop off your head for stupidty. (OH BUMMER, THAT'S ME GONE)

Lord Sythe


Since when were you a Lord, Sythe?
Listen, like humans, I admit that not all kobolds are the same. if they keep away from me and don't attack, i shall do the sam eot them. Problem is, they attack me. They never learn from their mistakes. If they did, I would have no reason to kill them.

DS

The Lilarcor 06-18-2003 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Lord Dracon:

- Some of my good friends happen to be in the bandit trade for your information and are you saying that a band of so called 'low life scum' can integregate the kobold succesfully and your 'flourishing civilisation' can't. Not to mention the bandits have been able to integregate gnolls , xvarts and hob goblins into the human society before.

Well, the reason bandits can do it because unlike society, the bandits don't care what race is with them as long as they are successful and make a profit. Society on the other hand hold racist views of all races that aren't humanoid that regularly don't live in their cities. So of course it is easier to integrate those species into rogue bands which follow illegal trades, because you don't have to deal with the opinions of a whole nation.
And because those bandits integrate them into their parties, the kobolds and other races recieve bad names for doing illegal activity when the bandits do a major raid.


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