Yes, Hiram, join HADB today!

And for our Special Introductory Offer...

You get the Lifetime Supply of Scones,
You join a clan that has ALL THREE members of the Nekked Dancing Trio from ORT (we have dual membership http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)
You get to do pretty much anything you like (including intense dislike of Aerie if that pleases you) so long as you don't spam too much or other people's threads. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif
PLUS (and best of all...) a Lifetime of servitude to the blue wolf. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Isn't that lovely? Hmmm? (as quoted from Marvin the Martian)

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Someone rebuild the anti-Aerie clan somehow

Hmmm...any membership dues for the HADB? Should I sign over my first born?



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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

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<LI>Supreme Commander of nothing in particular
<LI>Justicar of the unguilded few
<LI>The tattooed freak your mother warned you about[/list]

<font color="white">I think I am over my head in all this Clan stuff!
Currently, I serve under the following clans...

OHF- I am the future third member, once it is reorganized.
ALSB- Secretary and Ambassador
One-Eyed Wolf-A bumbling Ranger in the story.
IW Peace Keepers- Named by conan as the Night Special Ops.
LH- Holder of the peace-treatied Jade Kazoo

~And although it is not an official clan, I am one of the Ancients http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif</font>

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Oh no you see. Thats another advantage of the HADB. We have so many minions scurrying around doing our dirty work we have no need for any hardships to be dealt upon our members. Remember when you control the world, you will rule over countless millionshttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif



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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

How would one become a HADB neophyte?

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

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<LI>Supreme Commander of nothing in particular
<LI>Justicar of the unguilded few
<LI>The tattooed freak your mother warned you about[/list]

Well.....gee...that's kinda difficult.
Let's see...

You pick a title and you put it in your sig.

Did you follow? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif (if you haven't already noticed, I'm one of the bigger smart@$$es here http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Name: The Clan of the Illuminati

Clanmaster: None, the Illuminati are non-hierarchical, in keeping with our illuminated status

Purpose: We are a mutual admiration society, who incidentally have a secret plan to take over first this forum, and then the world.

Yes....... Me Davros And OTP Lead The ORT... Speaking Of Which... Where Did The Ort building go hmm? I'd better dive into the depths of IW to bump it! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/sister.gif BINKY http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/sister.gif The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Well I find this all a bit insulting http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif. The OLD COOTS - forgotten again! Just because we spend our time watching sports on the couch doesn't mean we aren't a force to be reckoned with http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif! I demand recognition for our clan, and our esteemed Crustiest old coot, John D.!!!

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"