Encard begins saying something else insane, then suddenly freezes, his eyes glazing over for a few moments. Then, he unfreezes, but now goes into a more normal pose, and says. "I see, Mr. Malakon... I am Merith'riar'hgsyxlirthiun'mikris the Soulless... Encard and I are... partners, of a sort. You were speaking of a business proposal... what sort of work would we find under your employment?"

[ 06-06-2002, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Encard ]

<H2>IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Well, not hugely important, but enough to warrant these size of letters in case anyone has poor eyesight. ;)
From now on, the system will stay basically the same, where you all post once, then when all have posted I reply to all, but now you do not have to reply in any order whatsoever, just so time differences don't screw it up. ;)
P.S Sorry Regin, for messing with your Swedish orangutan brain with all these changing's of my mind, but you'll live. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </H2>

~To Neb

Nebfka was busy clearing away the mess, one of his particular idiosyncracies was obsessive cleanliness, and he never trusted anyone else to do it with his touch.
He reached to pick up some scrap from what was his toilet and heard a loud bang from down below.
"Hmmm, that can't be all too good..."
He took on further note of it though, it was in Sephy's domain, and went off to have breakfast, lunch and tea all in one handy bar, which of course has nothing to do with this story but the narrator was always known as a shameless sell-out.
Anyway, he retired to his bed where he, oddly enough, went to sleep, amidst the general chaos and confusion down below, since he was used to noise.

~To Seph

After frustration at the Tony's, who couldn't work on that day dure to it being a bank holiday for all people named Tony, as it frequently is, so he had to spend a little more and hire people called Fred, and even a couple Percy's.
However, it was well worth the money, and they had the job done in a fraction of the time it would have taken Tony's, so he decided he was in such a good mood that he called back his army to clelbrtae, with a pickle fest, where they quite shockingly ate pickles aplenty.
There festivities were soon to be interrupted though, as Seph, in his elation, had almost totally forgotten about the magical toilet-born golem, that is until it crashed thorugh the wall in a shower of debris, and proceeded to start hacking at the walls and the whole room.
"Well... this day certainly won't make my top 10...."

~To Encard

"Ah, hello there Merith'riar'hgsyxlirthiun'mikris the Soulless, ever so pleasant to meet you, y'know, isn't that a coincedence, I once knew a demon by the very same name, one of the further planes, very odd fellow, liked to possess bodies..."
He paused "Hold on!! Is that the Merith'riar'hgsyxlirthiun'mikris the Soulless?! Come on, remember, I was the one at thew evil academy awards, wearing the black, right near the front, won an award, drinks human blood... of course I didn't have quite as long a title back then y'know how it is, the greasy ladder..."
After a long while of camaraderie and laid back chat about who was new on the evil scene, favourites and the like, Malakon came back to the point.
"Now about you're current body, hmm, you'll have to tell me where you found such an interesting creature one time, anyway, you will be one of my many high minions, which of course means very good introductory rates, I can afford it now, and of course the frequent ravaging, pillaging, you name it, we've depraved it!!"
He leaned forward in his throne, still looking friendly and relaxed, but with a cold, steely glint in his eyes.
"What do you say?"

~To Skye

She followed the path for days, stopping only for rest, drink, or a stop at a friendly looking hamlet, and eventually she arrived at the end of the trail, it just stopped, then s post with an up arrow and writing.
"Hmm, it's in a different alphabet.. wonder what it says."
Fortuantely for her, it was in fuzzy blue monkey language, and he pointed, saying Marakon.. marakon.
Unfortunately, blue monkey's don't have the best hearing, and it had mistken Malakon for Marakon, an amusement park ride with complimentary moon pie.
After many goes on the ride, and much moon pie, a very unsettling mixture I might add, she tumbled off, alittle queasy,and about to go again, until she remembered she had to find some guy called vengeance, and set off in a new direction..

~To Regin

After taking his fill, he ambled off with a grin on his face, picking his teeth with a forelrg, and then let rip a massive belch.
A contented smile still on him, he wandered off in whichever direction took him, eating settlements and accidentally stepping on things until he stood on a splinter!!
Of course to normal people that would have been something akin to a two by four, but to him it was an annoying little thing he couldn't get his large fingers round, even with the help of his pet shrieking frog, who frankly wasn't much help, but the thought was there.
He sat and bellowed in frustration, hoping someone of slightly smaller stature would appear to help him.

~To Leggy

He woke up, from a pleasant stupor, not even feeling the dracolice's frenzied biting, and all he could think about was that delicious fish...
He sniffed at the air, it was getting a little later, and might rain, so after brutally savaging a couple of heroes he recognised on the way, taking care not to kill too many, he found an abandoned house and went to sleep dreaming of fish.
His head was plagued by images of salmon, tuna, bass, cod, herirng, mackarel, trout, sardine, carp, and any fish a fish-lovong hellhound could ever dream of eating.
Whe he finally awoke he tried to get back to sleep, but after failing to do so, he half-grumpily, half-happily wandered through the streets, occcasinoally killing a hero, in such an odd mood he didn't even think about it, and carried on in a random direction, haunted by fish.

[ 06-06-2002, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]

Being rudely awakened by the sound of a small fly sneezing a couple of miles away, Nebfka remembered that he had forgotten something. Revenge. Seph had messed up his place, that would not be tolerated. A few pinless grenades and timed bombs were tossed through the pneumatic system to various random people(Seph one of them.) and he then went to check on the big laser on the roof. It should be done by now, or rather, his engineer had said that it would be done in five days. But if it wasn't done by now he'd go kill all of the workers and enslave a nearby country to finish it for him.

[ 06-07-2002, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Neb ]

*Morris Came Down The Hill But Sprained His Ankle In Doing So. When He Stood Up He Exploded Because Someone Put TNT In His Picnic*

*Ok, Well, Maybe It's More Like: Binky Can't Follow So Much Text So He Decided To Kill His Character For Fun...*

*Ehm*

Merith'riar'hgsyxlirthiun'mikris grins, although it's a bit hard to tell, since this body's face seems locked into a perpetual grin (except for when it's not grinning) and says, "Very good... yes, I gladly except... so, how do we begin?"

[ 06-08-2002, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Encard ]

Skye felt like she was going off in many directions, due to the unfortunate combination of rollercoasters and moonpie. Luckily, blue monkey had some fuzzy rice, which had magical powers and made her stomach and the world at peace. Plus, when she accidentally dropped a grain of rice, it transformed into a giant ricestalk, with a sign saying "vengeance thataway". Shrugging, she pulled herself slowly up the ricestalk, which was sorta hard, since giant fleas an wheat grains kept falling down from above. Good thing blue monkeys make good interference.

He waited for ten days and three nights, Regin wasn'treally any good at math, and finally a human arrived! Just to be swiftly consumed by Regin. So He waited another day and a woman came along.
"Hello here big fella! Need any help?" she yelled at him, and he responded with a big smile and pointing at his toe.
"Oh you poor thing!" the woman cried "I'll help you with that." and she started pulling and pushing at the splinter but it just wouldn't budge (maybe because the "splinter" was in fact a 10 feet tall tree, but hey, enough willpower could move mountains ;) )
"You're gonna have to find the stongest man in the kingdom to get that one out" she sighed, just before Regin ate her in disapointment.
How was he gonna find the strongest man in the kingdom he asked himself..

With his attention fully focussed on the fish swimming onto platters in his mind's eye, some rolling around in butter while others took a shower of lemon juice (keeping their eyes closed because it kinda stings), Yggo Decin only noticed he walked into a wall when the ceiling fell down on his head. He could imagine what was going to happen now.
"That's right, hero. A fishious hellhound destroyed my house, and now I don't have anywhere to live. But if you can get the mason, who lives on the other side of the mountain pass, where a landslide took place amd a tribe of orcs raids caravans, I would probably say thanks to you."
And the fool would do it too.

Shaking the dust from his fur also helped clear his head, and he looked around to get his bearings. Yggo decided he must've gone quite a distance, as he hadn't noticed the giant beanstalk earlier on. Usually , giants lived up there, and giants had giant meals, and thus giant scraps and even bigger doggybags when they went to a giant restaurant like McGiants (no dwarves allowed). And slippers! You could chew one for a year and still find a spot with no saliva on it!
Suddenly in a happy mood, Yggo was off to paradise.

OOC- hey, crazies! ^_^ just to let you all know, I'm gonna be unable to reach this site starting this Sunday to August 7th. :( I'm gonna be in China, and only able to access my email. So unless you have some urge to email me what's goin on so that I can participate (yelza27@aol.com), I'll be dropping outta sight for awhile. Do what you want with my character(s) til then. ^^

OOC: Heh :D Sorry I haven't been able to drag myself over here for a while, and P.S Skye shall be looked after for you. ;)

~To Neb

It turned out that he had to kill the workers, they hadn't finished it, and in a rage beat it until it would take time to repair, let alone finish, but that wasn't at the top of his mind as he started biting the laser parts and foaming at the mouth.
Then of course he found small nearby galaxy of lazy workers, but they had funnny hair so he hired them anyway.

~To Encard

Malakon smirked "Well it's quite simple my mentally unstable friend, you are a law eater are you not??
You merely have to wreak havoc, as much as you can, you do have a daily quota of at least 7 major acts of havoc and as many minor ones as you like, but with someone of such obvious quality of havoc, I'm certain you'd acquire a great deal of job satisfaction from it."
He paused to toy with his iron goblet and took a long sip of his wine, then continued "you may start work tomorrow, or even today if you wish."

~To Skye

After an arduous beleaguered journey up to the top of the Rice Stalk, and had a brief sit down to compose herself after the tough climb.
However, what was intended to be a brief repose ended uop with her deep asleep on a large fluffy cloud.

~To Regin

The walk was especially painful for Regin, as every time he lifted his injured foot, he would forget what exactly was wrong with him and only kept his sense of direction and his quest by the pain accompanying every step.
Eventually he came to a large, bustling capital city of a kingdom, and luckily he mamnaged to hold the thought of his foot and so stopped himself from eating most of them.
He perused the streets, and eventually came upon a sign on a dorr, which he could not read and so had to get his giant magynifying glass out for, and after a moment of embarassment remembering he couldn't read very well, he knocked on the door, and lo and behold, after getting details out of the terrified man he found that he was speaking to the very strongest man in that kingdom, and then sat and pleaded for help.

~To Leggy

After yet more wandering with the fish stuck in his mind, he bumped into another obstruction- and while rubbing his head and cursing he looked up, and wondered how ever a giant rice stalk managed to sprout out of nowhere.