LOL! I forgot about that line from LOR

If I remember correctly... a grey-skinned creature with webbed hands and glowing eyes climbs over the boat's edge and says "'Ullo... it'ssssss my birthday," a classic Gollum line if ever there was one.

That scared the s**t out of me the first time I saw it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/cwm34.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/scream.gif
It was in the early hours of the morning, and I only had my desk lamp on, so when she says 'Five' and the screen goes blank, my room was basically pitch black. I had to get up very slowly, turn the main light on and wait a good 5 minutes before I carried on. It wasn't 'boo' scary, it was mess with your head scary. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/Eyecrazy.gif Brilliantly done.

my favorite isn't even in this game, and its one I use occasionally

Torment:

After being killed and awakening again

"UHHHhhhhh, Feels like I have been strained through someone's bowls"

After freeing Minsc in Irenicus dungeon by taunting him to go berserk:

Minsc: Ooooh, oooooooh-hehe, you are a smart one!

I really like the way he says that....Some of the voiceovers are brilliant, Aerie: Oh my...
Lilarcor: Boring...BORING...BOOORINNNNNG

And definately Imoen, after a long, hard, bloody battle, corpses all over the floor: "Now I remember why travelling with you was always so much fun" - pervert...

If you get Minsc to hide in the shadows he says:

'No one can see me - but my battle cry may give me away!'

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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas

No way, minsc when idol is the best,

"Boo must get his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places"

And there is a halfling in the 5 flagons in called jerry jamitoes or something like that (not the jamitoes in council of 6 building) that says something hilarious that sounds like Jan's "your knees are mine" phrase. He's right above you when you enter next to a dwarf. Check it out its a crack up.

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Or the conversation between Annah and Morte wenn you first meet her outside the gathering dust bar.
Nice Tail, too bad theres such and ugly body attached to it.

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Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 paladin of the order of the holy flame.

"got somethin long, hard and low t' the ground you're free t' touch and fondle. Child no need t' glare, 'twas me axe i was refering too" <-- Korgan http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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"Everyone dies sooner or later, why not sooner?"

A funny one is talking to the guy outside the planar sphere who tries to sell it to you for 500 gold. First he adressed Minsc and Minsc says- "It's too big to put in my pocket so what use is it?" then he adressed Nalia who replies "How dare you try to take advantage of people. What kind of person would actually fall for it anyway." Or something similar, then Minsc says "Well Boo it is pretty big for 500." then Nalia says "Never mind."

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