Whaaat? This stinks! I'm bigger than all of them combined, and I never get any decent roles! Oh, sure, paint me green and brown and pretend I'm a tree, or get me to haul props and backdrops around all day, but just because I can't fit through normal doors doesn't mean I can't act! Where's my manager!?

So big you can't fit through doors...Hmmm you might be good playing a nice big rock if that is a better role for you.

Ehm I think you're being saved till the end, when those 1871 posts will be brought to bear...

Yeah, that'd be right. Always a piece of scenery... they had a hill giant part open a couple of months ago, and guess who got it? I don't know either, but it sure as hell wasn't me! The lesson? Don't post too much, kids, or you'll turn into a freak.

*cutscene to backstage*

Where the hell is that Understudy gone to now? Sulking again!!! Why, I just raised his pay last week! At this rate it would've been cheaper to AIRLIFT a tree in, and it would look more convincing as well! Understudy? Understudy! Where are you?? I need a mountain here as a backdrop...

LOL
oh oops I got to be careful not to post to many time or I'll and up like Armisael.

(looking haggard) whew... scribble scribble... (thinking to himself "how much spells do these guys have in their minds, its driving me crazy) scribble scribble... yawns, stretches and starts dozing off (since it is halftime) wake me up when were gonna rumble.. need some ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz....

ehm lets see Me 1003 Wah 333 and jon 478?
that's er 1 8 1 1
armiseal's got 1 8 6 3
hm
er lets see
well Ertai was a big support to me so he joins the count
and we got 1811+504=2313 we won

I think this should be titled... 'Three Stooges'? Geez... you guys are hilarious for being mages that wiped out the world and some demi gods... try challeging Helm!!! Yeah!!! cmon guys! Finish off EVERY ONE deity on the planes and then wipe each other out! HEY! You guys didn't leave any girls out? how the hell are you going to enjoy after all of this is over? I presume there can only be one right? : )