It was to be during the eyeless cult quest. the brige that ask you riddes. if you say i don't know Minsc answers for you. The answers he gives are funny but they do get monsters sent at you.

The cheesy romance music reminds me of the background music from the original Star Trek when Captain Kirk was wanting to get a little booty from...well whatever kind of being he was trying to uhhhh bang

This may never get read, but my favorite line that I just came upon. In the drow city talking to the elderly drow, when he asks if I know the moral of the story. Good ole Minsc pipes in "Boo knows! Do not stow thrones in grass houses" classic!

This may never get read, but my favorite line that I just came upon. In the drow city talking to the elderly drow, when he asks if I know the moral of the story. Good ole Minsc pipes in "Boo knows! Do not stow thrones in grass houses" classic!

The street urchin in the slums who told me that I'll probably get the clap if I mess around with Jaheira - and this just after one of those romantic interludes! Bizarre!!

Viconia asked Minsc, "So that thing on your face. Is it some tribal tatoo, or did a bunch of nursery school brats fingerpaint your face with blue pastes?"

As far as bad timing, I was going through the part for the tears of Baal with Imoen -- the part where you can walk through the doors and kill your paralyzed friend -- and Imoen blurts, "This is why I always liked adventuring with you."

I had Viconia in my party and I talked to this kid and she said "MY MOTHER SAYS THAT ALL DROW WHO AREN'T NAMED DRIZZT SHOULD BE HANGED". Viconia replies "What else is new".

well my favorite line is from Lilicor "you know my former master used to call me sharp and edgey,he was such an ass"that is pricless IMHO

One of the best I heard was actually from BG1. One of the noblemen in the Inner City says "Away with you beggar!" whenever you talk to him. That had me cracking up.

The worst: One of the tarts in the Bridge district: Hey sexy! Do you want to take a look at me titties?" That should be a voiceover in an ad for abstinence.

Actually Memnoch--she says "Do you want to take a look at me ditties?" This is a "T" rated game after all.