OK - In some places of the world, they eat dogs. In other places they eat rats. But 'ratty dogs' ???.

I prefer to look at them as a kind of chicken. If we are going to make a market for roasted kobold, I guess we have to come up with a better name than kobold (or even 'ratty dogs').

Lets have a brain storm to find a real good name, before we apply for the trademark.

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BTW: I will suggest: "Sword Coast Chicken".

OK - In some places of the world, they eat dogs. In other places they eat rats. But 'ratty dogs' ???.

I prefer to look at them as a kind of chicken. If we are going to make a market for roasted kobold, I guess we have to come up with a better name than kobold (or even 'ratty dogs').

Lets have a brain storm to find a real good name, before we apply for the trademark.

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BTW: I will suggest: "Sword Coast Chicken". </font>[/QUOTE]Fire Chicken?

Nah, SCFC, (Sword Coast Fried Chicken), now in original or new crispy flavor.

P.S. We DO NOT promote the breeding of genetically engineered beakless, featherless kobolds, err.... "chickens" (besides koblods never had beaks or feathers to begin with)

[ 09-11-2003, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

How about...
RAT-WURST!!!!
Perfect for those kobold sausages.
Or...
Kentucky freid kobold and a pizza hut.

Buy a family package and get a free cup of the original Yip-Yap-Dip

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Hey guys I know I havent' disscused in the kobold matter but........

I know you guys won't mind if I go to graveyards dig up the recently buried and chop the parts into itsy bitsy pieces and hand out to Ko and his friends as goody bags!

You won't find it wrong if the kobolds at my secret base guarded camp with many traps go out once and a while. Kill a few kids peaseants here and there and take back their bodies and roast them and have them for dinner.


Or teach them my other skill at sorcery and have them cast fireballs at the local citizens of the sword coast. Or you know I with my funds open a resturant that is only reserved for kobolds. The meals humans!!

Now I ask you this. If you can eat them then WHY can't we eat them!

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<font size=5> HYPOCRITE YOU FOOLS DID THE EXACT SAME ACTIONS TO THEM </font>

I think it's called a food chain, and you see it throughout nature. Worms don't eat birds, mice don't eat cats, kobolds usually don't eat humans. I think it's because the meat gets tougher the further you move up.

Sythe you can stop campaigning in this thread. You missed the boat. The senate already classified the kobold as food not people. Get over it and join me for lunch at the new SCFC.

You kow, I do belive Scythe has a point. It does seem a bit... evil to eat them, you know.
Not that I'm changing sides or anything, I'm still all for slaying the evil ones, but, EATING them...

I think Sythe is planning a kobold revolution with his kobolds, he is also going to attack sword coast by the looks of it.