I'd suggest 5mm radius hole. *nods wisely*
Actually, I took self-defence lessons for a while [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sweetie, I'd like to quote William Barclay "Bat" Masterson, who said, before the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral: "You can't outfight a 10-gauge shotgun, you can just hide from it." ;)

And you can't outrun it either, muahahaha! *hefts a colt.46*
Who am I kidding? I'm going to marry this guy and I'm thinking of killing him? Hmm, if killing your mother is matricide, and father is patricide, what's killing your husband? (apart from a good idea) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Where IS everyone? grrr.....

Erm, lemme get this straight... I suggest you "addopt" Kat, at least for the marriage, and YOU threaten to shot not only her, but ME as well!?! BAH!

Er, no, I threatened to shoot you, if you are not good to her. As for her, why I wouldn't shoot my li'l adopted daughter. (Hugs Kaltia)

Ah! 8tuts* Attalus never said he would shoot ME...learn to read, Calaethis, you'll need to know what document's you're signing in the future...
Thank you daddy! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 09-13-2002, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

:| erm, soz, was distracted... but I'd be ur son in law... rofl. erm, ME not good to KAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS>! obviously you dont know me at all [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe. keep it that way ;) if ANYTHING the drow will be bad to ME ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

*cuddles calaethis*

***flushes and returns hug***

Good evening all, whos the ring bearer? i heard elijah wood's off filming some film or other so who did you get to replace him [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<s>Felixi</s>

*hugs him again and realises Romey will have a field day with these posts*

Hmm, am thinking Tancred though you can be promoted from a flower girl if that's what you want to do [img]smile.gif[/img]

*Watches Calaethis suspiciously for sign of being bad, like staying out all night and hanging out with his elf buddies when he should be lending my li'l daughter a hand around the flat.*

Oooh, you are good at this :D
Too bad you have two sons ;)

He's an elf! whats the worst him and his mates could do? get drunk on a bottle of wine and waddle around sprouting poems in elvish....badly.... actually that could be quite entertaining.
hhmmmnn whether to take the ring or to keep the flowers.....
does the ring bearer get to wear a pretty pink dress like the flower girls?
<s>Felix</s>

He's an elf! whats the worst him and his mates could do? get drunk on a bottle of wine and waddle around sprouting poems in elvish....badly.... actually that could be quite entertaining.
hhmmmnn whether to take the ring or to keep the flowers.....
does the ring bearer get to wear a pretty pink dress like the flower girls?
<s>Felix</s></font>[/QUOTE]Yep-it's even got ribbons and lace!

And an adopted daughter. ;) Yeah, <font color=lavender>Galadria</font> says that it's lucky we don't have daughters, I wouldn't let them date until they were 30. ;)

[ 09-13-2002, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

He's an elf! whats the worst him and his mates could do? get drunk on a bottle of wine and waddle around sprouting poems in elvish....badly.... actually that could be quite entertaining.
hhmmmnn whether to take the ring or to keep the flowers.....
does the ring bearer get to wear a pretty pink dress like the flower girls?
<s>Felix</s></font>[/QUOTE]Yep-it's even got ribbons and lace!</font>[/QUOTE]ooh now im torn between the devil and the dee p blue sea!! the choices
<s>Felix</s>

p.s. attalus better make it 34 just to be on the safe side [img]tongue.gif[/img]

til theyre 30 HAHAHHAHA. rofl. ME?! GET DRUNK!?! BAH! I'd RATHER NOT loose my memory thank you very much... kat has a flat?! I thought she was drow... :S :|. ah well ;)

I have a mansion!..I hope...

....*coughs* ponce *coughs*
wait elves are used to being called ponces... damnit....stop picking on me its not my fault ur an elf.....
attalus adopt me please?
cuz then youll have twice as many reasons to shoot cal....or even better kaltia will you adopt me cuz then you can get adopt-a-dad to shoot him! pwetty please ?
<s>Felix</s>

p.s. i never gots u a weddening prezzie kaltia.... so here you go *gives keys* to the dragonbane estate.... i dont mean a ford either. oh yeh....gives CD chinese finger trap.

[ 09-13-2002, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

*snogs Calthy before he can protest*

Quite, but, "Help out around the mansion" doesn't have the same concerned fatherly ring to it, now does it? ;)

[ 09-13-2002, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Adopt you as what?..my son? *hesitates to think of having a son older than she is*
I'm not paid enough for this.

Quite, but, "Help out around the mansion" doesn't have the same concerned fatherly ring to it, now does it? ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Well...fine, how about "help out around the hovel"? :D

*offended damnit* am only a 14 yr old..... that makes me YOUNGER if only by years/months......
<s>Felix</s>
p.s. i did check and im right me 02/11/87
you 05-22-1987

[ 09-13-2002, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

There had better not be any hovels involved. My (adopted)daughter shall be kept up in the way that she wants to become accustomed to. [img]graemlins/2gunfire.gif[/img] Sorry, FJ, the son roster is pretty well filled up. ;)

[ 09-13-2002, 05:44 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Yes, i'm 15, sixteen in May.

LOL...so, daddy, can I borrow enough money to pay the first two-month's rent? *bats eyelids*
And I'll need a car...
And a driving lisence....
And a lot of other stuff....

Damnit .... oh well ill just stick to my dad....when he comes to visit....
hmmn ive got a friend that makes driver's licenses...there dirt cheap as well kaltia....
damnit im younger than you by like a ear im only 15 this year :(
<s>Felix</s>

p.s. can ImposterBinky be the ring bearer? [Edit:] First on page 7 woo hoooooo

[ 09-13-2002, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: FelixJaeger ]

*Grumble* "What's the matter, daughter, isn't that good-for-nothing elf paying his way yet? He needs to stop running around the country bothering respectable dragons and get a paying job..." *Gets out checkbook, writes out check, tosses her the keys to the Range Rover.*

***looks shocked*** what RESPECTABLE DRAGONS>?! I dont harm good ones! thats soooo nasty! bah! good for nothing elf happens to be a college student, and we all know that they get NOOO money what so ever... heheh... I told you I was too young to marry, but nooooooo you wouldnt listen *promtly hides in the shadows and runs away before any one can aim a shotgun at him....*

*glances up n down thread* At you still aint answered my q [img]tongue.gif[/img] *grin*

What question you spammer you?
Thanks daddy!
*drives Range Rover into lamp post*....oooppps...I meant to do that!

Kaltia...you forgot the part about the lamp post fallin on my mums car....
the bills in the mail...
wow this thread has been going for nigh on...erm... a while and you too still aint married.
<s>Felix</s>

i know; i blame cloudy :D she was supposed to officate!

ok, I'll give them six months

I give MYSELF two weeks :D
I bet a range rover-with added lamp post! on it!

ooh range rover with added lamp post itsl ike a driving light house...car

<s>Felix</s>