<font color="silver">Oh no. Uh-uh. No-way Calaethis. Whacky is one of the best fighters I have ever had the honour to fight. What he has done to the elves is unthinkable though. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

Blood Hand Faction members will deal with him soon enough, but I'm not going agianst him agian. Not while he has that.... that.... pitchfork! :eek:

I'm not immortal mind you, and being killed kinda isn't my style. sorry. Now if you were going after someone ELSE then SURE! No problem... but uh..... no.

EDIT: You will have to do some considerable convincing to change my stance Calaethis. Considerable.</font>

[ 08-24-2002, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

CD i'd prefer if you shup up cause you're a fool, Felix is coming with an army to kill you amd take Kaltia hostage, try to save your mistress "elf with no sense of honor". * evil laugh Muhahahah*

<font color="silver">Okay.... there is my convincing!!! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

IT IS YOU WHO HAVE NO HONOUR FOOL!!!!! You shall never kill BOTH Calaethis and myself, and we will not allow her ladyship to be captured.

Come, Whacky let us dance the spears one last time. [img]smile.gif[/img]

**Draws sword** </font>

I shalt Join you, my lord; *RAISES LONGSWORD; starts to chant*
Live is a dream...
all dreams must end...
Life is a dream...

*crosses blades with whacky with his "brother paladin" at his side*

[ 08-24-2002, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Back off Sir M, i respect you as a paladin and as a great fighter, i dont want you to get involved, this is between me and CD the pathetic elf. For your sake im leaving Kaltia unharmed .............. for now.

You hear the sound of shattering glass, bodies gliding down ropes and feet landing softly on the ground. You hear a door being battered, then crashing open. About a dozen bow-armed rangers step into sight.

"All right you rioteers. Release the paladin-boy and his speaking backscratcher, or leave a pincushion. I'll give you exactly ONE min... Oh. I see. Well, carry on. I'd love to stay, but... Oh, look at the time. Ehr.. Bye!"

The sound of footfalls quickly fades away.

*attacks with "boar rushing down the mountains" followed by erm... Sir M, gimme a hand*
cous; you're here, gimme a hand! this vile upserer has slaughtered elves!

[ 08-24-2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Takes out the "improved" Arch Devil's pitchfork once again........ you sure Sir M you wanna do this.... oh well, points the pitchfork at Sir M and stuns him, he is too valuable to get injured here, now hits CD's sword with the pitchfork and crack the sword breaks, poor elf ask your mistress to buy a weapon that can match mine.
*Leaves for the moment as he doesnt want to fight a poor pathetic and unarmed ELF"

[ 08-24-2002, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: whacky ]

<font color="silver">Only out of mutual respect shall I back out of this battle. I have from you that Kaltia shall not be harmed... yet. I take that as a promise, and an oath from you.

But, I must not allow Calaethis to throw his life away. Leave now Whacky let this end another day. Calaethis, as your commanding officer I am ORDERING you to NOT engage Whacky in the dance until you have help. Let this wait until another day. </font>

As you command my lord *raises sword hilt to forehead* We shalt settel this...anon; farewell foul one.. flee if thoust would save thy life; for even THoU cannot stand agasint THREE warriors... *backs off to Sir M's side*

You see CD this isnt a fairy tale or a movie, so evil shall prevail, 'nuff said and done. I wont harm that pathetic elf nor Kaltia for the moment, im a man of honour, you have my word Sir M, now ask that dog of yours to back off, and we can continue this anytime later! Prepare you forces, felix is coming with an army!

it isnt *looks confused* But... the script says right here...? *looks at it* yes, "he attacks with 'boar rushing down the mountains' battling one of the forsaken..." It also says I'm tav'ern and that I'm to proclaim myself "the dragon reborn" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-24-2002, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

it isnt *looks confused* But... the script says right here...? *looks at it* yes, "he attacks with 'boar rushing down the mountains' battling one of the forsaken..." It also says I'm tav'ern and that I'm to proclaim myself "the dragon reborn" [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="silver">lol. Lets not get too carried away Calaethis. [img]smile.gif[/img]

We have an army to face remember?? They are trying to stop the Rebellion. [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

They must be stopped!!

(oh, and you may need more moves... here are some: )

The Creeper Embraces the Oak
The Courtier Taps His Fan
The Wood Grouse Dances

Umm... thats all I can think of right now. :\ Oh well...

EDIT: Thats supposed to be: The Creeper Embraces THE OAK... almost forgot. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

[ 08-24-2002, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

whats that "swan" one, and "undercutting" the... I cant remember... where'd I leave that book... and "heron" and "parting the..." I forget; fill in the blanks, sir M [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Good Sir M, get ready, you have exactly 5 minutes, no less no more, the battle hall take place over here, and i shall lead the army, bring what ever forces you can muster, let it be a grand sight, good vs evil, oh and incase you were thinking of a bard in your army take CD, he'll make a great one, he'll sing and dance for the army and keep them happy......... 5 minutes, no less no more!

*grin* starts to sing "jak'o the shadows"
We dance all day and we dance all night.... we dangle the girls upon our knees.... ....to dance with jak'o the shadows...

*sings dance the spears*
Lifes a dream, all dreams must end... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

shall we "dance the spears" oh my "brother paladin"? dance the dance of a blademaster?

[ 08-24-2002, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

<font color="silver">Understood Whacky. We have many rebellious peasants, and the battle trained G.A. so I'm not that worried. :D ;)

Calaethis I THINK one of them is Silk Parting, or Parting the Silk?? I don't remeber those either. I seem to always remember the odd ones. Such as:

The Falcon Stoops
The Moon Rises Over the Lakes
Folding the Air

There are a bunch more, but I can't seem to remember, and I don't feel like searching all the books. :\ If you know what I mean. :D </font>

Let me suggest no instant kills and no immortality. If you are dealt a mortal blow, you don't have to die but can be a good leader and instead crawl off to safety, directing your troops from the back ;)

*looks around at soldiers* ASHA'MEN! ASSEMB FRONT RANK! ASHA'MEN DRAW SWORDS! EMBRACE SAIDEN!

btw Sir M; it IS parting the silk... whats that heron one.. ?

The Falcon Stoops
The Moon Rises Over the Lakes
Folding the Air
The Creeper Embraces the Oak
The Courtier Taps His Fan
The Wood Grouse Dances
Parting the Silk
Boars rushing down the mountains

<font color="silver">You mean, no more nonsense like what me and whacky where doing earlier?

Sure no problem. :D I was just messing around earlier. Good advice. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

But uh, dosn't this thing belong in RP??? :confused:

EDIT:Umm... I think its something like Heron standin in the marshes or something. All I remeber is its bad. Don't do it. Rand did it and almost got killed. (sheathing the sword remeber?) Its supposed to be a drill for balance, not battle. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

[ 08-24-2002, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

Ah my army is here, Sir M are you ready, dont worry Legolas, im not engagin in melee battle nor will Sir M, like all honourable leaders we'll see to it that the regulations of war are observed and will direct our troops from a distance. Im ready, where's your army Sir M i cant see it ?

My Sword Brothers; and cous; let us assemble; we shall stop this foul threat! We shall have victory! My the Light watch over you; and may the last embrace of the mother welcome you home... something like that Sir M?

Lifes a dream, all dreams must end...

Shut your bloody mouth CD, dont you know that people like you should shut up when two leaders are engaged in serious discussion, bah i cant blame you, Haer'Dalis was also like that until i put an end to him! Stupid Bard!
Edit:- Shall the battle begin Sir M ?

[ 08-24-2002, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: whacky ]

We dance all day and we dance all night
We dangle the girls upon our knees
etc
etc
To dance with jak o the shadows!

YOU SHUT UP!

Lifes a dream
all dreams must end...
etc
etc

I still cant see any army Sir M , 10 minutes have gone....... by any chance has the coward CD talked you into chickening out of this!

It does, as I suggested with the original Charge of Chaos thread. I assume LS' main reason for putting it in GD is that it gets more visitors than the RP forum (which is under the IW Wizards and Warriors forum, for those of you who never found it ;) ), so there'll be a larger crowd for his rebellious act, and more potential rebels too. But as the thread is here now,and noone looks set to move it...

<font color="silver">I can never remember those Shenarian sayings. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] Most likely cause they were in the early books. ;)

(I believe that medieval warfare would be more interesting so...)

**The armies of the G.A. stand, like a becon of light arrayed agianst the Silent Assasins. Sir Mandorallen, heeding the advice of Mat: "The general who leads in the front of battle is a fool." stays back in the depths of the troops arrayed around him. To his right stand the forces of Calaethis. Sir Mandorallen rasies his voice:**

Archers, FIRE! Forward ranks, ADVANCE!

**As he speaks the message is relayed by the commanders, easily seen by the stripes of silver and black on thier armor. A rain of arrows fall upon the Assasin's army, while the forward six lines of swordsmen advance to thier foes.**

EDIT: I thought so. Thanx Legolas. Ummm... why don't we finnish it up here first then later we can ask cloudy if we can finnish things over there at RP?? How about that?? Or should we just go there now? :confused: </font>

[ 08-24-2002, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

*looks annoyed* I broose tho the last three books, and I cant find "dance the spears" or "dance with Jak'o the shadows" anywhere! DAMNIT!

*orders archers to fire at whackys men*

Good now let it all begin!

* Asks his foot soldiers to stand in the front with their shields, with the first wave some of the drow warriors fall, enraged whacky orders his batallion of elite black dragons to rain fire on Sir M's army, meanwhile his beholders start casting spells like crazy on CD's contigent, efreetis led my a demigorgon march onto the GA as Sir M watches his army being slaughtered and panicking!

<font color="silver"> [img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img]

I would look in book five, and the ones around it. Thats when Mat first got the Band(book 5) and the Aiel first came in.

I'd do it but I can't find some of my books. :( </font>

*laughs as the Asha'men BLAST ALL OF WHACKYS FORCES TO DUST! LAUGHS AS THE AEIL SPEARS ADVANGE! LAUGHS AS THE RESERVE GOLD DRAGONS SWOOP IN AND TRASH WHACKS POSTION*

Cous, I'd love to join you, but the GA and myself don't get along too well. As much as I dislike unneccesary butchery, any reduction in GA numbers is welcome to me. Naturally, I dislike chaos more than the GA, so should battle go against you I could lend you a hand. It's either that or me firing arrows into the melee regardless of whom I might hit ;)

Sir M i'd like you to ask CD to shut up as he isnt abiding my the laws we agreed on, let us be the commanders, remember no insta kill or turn to dust stuff, that'll be the start of what we were doing yesterday!

just watch my back cous; make sure no harm comes to me, or my "brother paladin" Sir M, ok?

Wow. I leave this thread for less then a day and allready i have been poked with a pitch fork, set on fire and had fire works go off in my mouth!
*Begins to hit Shadowhound with his dissembodied right leg* "Ill show you to blow me up!"

<font color="silver">**Seeing his forces failing, Sir Mandorallen, orders the man dressed in black beside him, to pull in the other forces. A thin black line appears before the man, and it seems to... turn. Until a square opening is in front of him. He stepps through.**

**Soon, heavy calvary can be seen rideing down upon the Assasin's rear flank. Now, as he servys the landscape, he can see black lines turning, and sliceing drow, beholders, and the like into halves. Men dressed in black emerge, some fall the others strike out with the One Power. Being very limited in number Sir Mandorallen's Asha'man, (as they are called) soon group together, under a sheild of air that no mage could break. Ligtning rains upon the Assasin's forces, as in charges the peasants of the Rebellion, with the Calvary, and what remained of the standard army. The tide was begining to turn.**

Not even to mention whatever Calaethis is doing. ;) </font>

* The Archmages start chanting a spell and poof CD is imprisoned till the end of
the battle without being given a saving throw and the spell cant be reversed*
So CD get the heck outta here or shut up, let me and Sir M fight like real men!

*looks REALLY annoyed* WHERE IS IT?! which part Sir M? and you whacky, shut up! BLACK DRAGONS>! BAH! *draws his sword runs to join the fight soon he is dancing; dancing with his blade The Falcon Stoops then The Moon Rises Over the Lakes, then comes Folding the Air, followed by The Creeper Embraces the Oak, then The Courtier Taps His Fan, followed by The Wood Grouse Dances attacking with Parting the Silk, and finally Boars rushing down the mountains; before he beginings again*

FOUND IT! YES!

We'll sing all day and drink all all day
and on the girls we'll spend our pay,
and when its gone we'll go away
to dance with Jak o'the shadows...

There'res some delight in ale and wine,
and some in girls with ankles fine,
by my delight, yes, always mine
is to dance with Jak o'the Shadows...

<font color="silver">That took a while to write. :eek:

Okay, Calaethis, go easy with the Asha'man, k? Whacky, sorry about a few inta-kills with the gateways (the lines) but that sometimes happens. If you can have Dragons and Beholders, let us hold our own with Asha'man. Okay??

Legolas, I would love to have you join with us for this battle. The G.A. and you have always struk sparks, but this once let us unite agianst a greater evil. :D :D </font>