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As night falls, the beach is quiet, more or less. Those still out frolicking in the dark are too... busy to pay attention to distant events. But faintly, carried by the wind, there are voices...
"Are we there yet?" "No, we're not. Stay quiet, or I'll put you back in your scabbard." "Where are we GOING, anyway?" "Don't know. We'll find out when we get there, I suppose..." "Hmph. I'm bored with all this walking!" "You're not the one who has to walk it." "Immaterial. I'm a mind, nothing more than a mind. I get bored easy." "Just sit quiet, we must be able to find something soon... a village, perhaps." "Can you run? I'm not sure if I rust, but I don't want to chance it." "Running is not an option. One, I'm in plate armour and this is a beach, and two, the chainmail on my knees is starting to sieze up." "Can we play a game?" "What kind of game?" "Erm..." "I think we've played them all. Be quiet." "Gaaaah! How much LONGER?" "Just a few more miles, surely." "You said that ten miles ago!" "Yes, yes, but... wait! I see something!" "What? WHAT?" "Looks like a shack, or something... I can smell stew, and those are lights... I can hear that old familiar 'bar' music!" "We're saved! Come on, holyboy, pick up the pace! Hwun, two, three..." And, covered in sand and seasalt and with seaweed trailing their spurs and hilt, Tancred and KArnas make their way towards the Bar. |
Hey, Skye - looks like we bumped at almost the same time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif - thanks for trying anyway :-*
okay - I have now re-created my greatest creation round the back. A cauldron the size fo a barn full of horse dung. Currently it is aimed for Suldenesselar Will fire it in morning (my time ) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
FIRE!!!!!!!
The great Cauldron sails through the air At Suldenesselar, Queen Ellesime is holding court. This is interrupted by a smash as the barn-sized cauldron smashes through the roof. When it hits the floor, it shatters, covering ALL the elven no-balls in horse poo Now THAT'S entertainment ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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After a while, Queen Ellesime stomps into the bar with a couple of elf escorts - she is covered in moudly horsepoo
"WHO FIRED THAT!!!!" LS points at Anarchin Skywalker and the elves bundle him up and take him away Looks like the pod racer's all yours now, Skye honey http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
Lord Shield gets bar ready for Star Wars fans who would object to what I did to the little brat http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Well, you know how Han Solo got frozen in Carbonite?
And you know how, when a dog does its business on the carpet, you rub his nose in it to discourage him from doing it again Well, this is similar - he gets thrown into the huge pile of horse poo and buried in it Use the force NOW!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
:'( ~sob~ BUMPing thread ~sob~
nobody likes it no more ~sob~ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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Mel is always in the bar, just not posting all the time... But I *have* been here, making popcorn, serving drinks, cleaning up after you dirty lot, changing the bedsclothes, cooking soup, scrubbing the floor... *yawns* think I'll go and have a rest now... ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
A large force of paladins from the Radiant Heart suddenly show up and demand to see the person that attacked the Elf Queen's court.
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They are re-directed to the little boy which Queen Ellesime took away
Detect Evil showed the potential for great evil in the boy's soul (he would become Darth Vader) and they helped dunk him in the poo ~LS gives Mel a thank-you kiss for being such good staff~ maybe we should have a staff do? ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
*cute wlaks into the thread* ummmm hey! lol ^^
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LS grabs the little fluffball for a welcome hug
don't worry about getting fur on the floor - I cast Gust of Wind now and then to clear that away Steer clear of Tiddles (in case he thinks you're a toy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif) and here's a drink for you!!! Southern Comfort and lemonade? ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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Poor fluffball...what are you thinking serving her such strong drinks? *puts Fluffball in a nice quiet spot with a glass of Elven Honey Ale - no nasty side effects and yet a very classy drink* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
LOL *hugs back* hehe okay, at least now i dont' ahve to worry abotu getting fluff all over the place
what? someone will think i'm a toy? *hmmph*!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif lol, those are strong drinks? geez i never knew..... *cute its down with her drink and looksaround @ all the ppl* ...someone better not accdiently step on me.... O.o*Cutecotton*o.O ------------------ Happiness is an illusion; Pain is reality... http://www.timhope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/CC.gif http://www.timhope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/OBTT.gif [This message has been edited by CuteCotton (edited 10-28-2001).] |
Link is in the bar as well! And he doesn't mind what you did to Anarchin http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif He is indeed a brat http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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~being an Old One, the wedgie wasn't painful - in fact, it was quite enjoyable http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif~ Don't worry about Tiddles - he obeys my command quite well - he's good at shrededing troublemakers and squishing armies in a pinch, though LS summons a force field in front of the pod racer that smashes apart. With a thought, he reverses the damage and the pod racer is whole again "Maybe we should give you some driving lessons, Skye baby" ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
Melusine, my dear.... you wouldn't happen to have any more of that elven ale you once offered me, would you? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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Maybe I need to introduce the BooBoo Box<font size=1>TM</font> to the bar... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif It looks like that's the only way to keep you in line...the only way that is allowed here anyway http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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Iwould punish you for the suggestion but you're too sweet for that so I shall settle for having a double whiskey with ice http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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*pours a large tumbler of Elven Honey Ale and puts it in front of the handsome sorceror* Shieldy-babe - are you having that whiskey yourself or offering me one? In the latter case: no ice please...I'm too hot for it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif In the former: honey, you know how you react to drink - it's probably not a very good idea http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-28-2001).] |
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as for reacting to drink, this is virtual and you always bring out the best in me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif oops - sorry, folks - this thread is starting to get too sweet - ah, what the hell! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
Quickly checks the bar - Mel's still a sweety and drinks still here
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I'm still here!! But nobody else seems to be...*pout* Waaaah - I want <s>wedgievictims</s> customers!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ittleangel.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-29-2001).] |
Legolas finally recoveres from whatever it was Mel did, and because he isn't certain what happened he gives Link an uncoordinated wedgie in a second attempt to discover the penalty for giving uncoordinated wedgies...
Then, waiting to be penalized, he smirks over what happened to the little boy while he was undergoing whatever it was he was undegoing http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif Legolas: Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow... |
No sooner has Legolas given his uncoordinated wedgie than Tiddles is standing right in front of him. Snarling, Growling and GROWING, fur turning to spikey plates, teeth getting longer, eyes more feral, seriously big claws on feet, until he's as big as a horse (he waits until he's outside before getting large)
You really shouldn't have done that wedgie - only Mel and I are allowed Never mind - you will regenerate... eventually ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT |
Realisation dawns. There is no set penalty for giving an uncoordinated wedgie. Anything that hurts a lot will do...
As Twiddles takes the elf outside, piercing shrieks can be heard throughout the bar. It'll probably take a new thread before the unfortunate victim recoveres from this http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif Legolas: Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow... |
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Casts Greater Restoration: Legolas Legolas: restored Gives him a drink and a seat away from Tiddles and tells him: as Wedgiecoordinator I hereby give you permission to use mild wedgies on Link. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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If your driving's like Sandra Bullock from the Speed films, the licence will be a while away
Okay, I have shaped much of the beach into a pod track. Apparently humans don't have reflexes for full pod race so I've made it a simple run ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT |
Hurrah! Did you hear that, Link? You'll be needing some additional eyes now http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif Legolas: Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow... |
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Trust me though - I WILL mean the gear lever during instruction http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT |
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I missed you on the last few threads, little honey elf. Me behave here - honest! :-* ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/LordShield.jpg Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness Dark Arch-Stud of the ORT |
Of course you'll behave LS... when have you not? ^_~* btw, Melusine, if you are going to give LS one of your special wedgies because of his misbehavior, can i help a bit? ^_^* i wanna have fun too... *pout* pretty please? you can teach me "the ways of the wedgie." ^_~*
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Is it too late to catch up now several threads later? if it is sod it anyway Im hear now so lets break out the turnip juice.........sod that as well its mescaline and whiskey.
Anyway Sandra Bullocks driving in speed, heavan knows how that came up but speed was terrible anyway. Anyway how about the oompah loompah song, here goes oompah loompah doopedy dooo........ ------------------ http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...43/1922643.bmp jabidas = Sorcerer of clan Aerie thing Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it. And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead. |
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