HE'shash charges into the scene weilding his new sword: Tyrrome'al+5. charging into the battle he calls the rest of his clan. a squealing horde of barbarians come running. HE'shash (being the champion of his village) runs into the center of a mass of vampires shouting "at least its not the drow". HE'tark pulls out his"chainsaw of just about any zombie movie+4" and dives in

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[This message has been edited by Bruce The Aussie (edited 06-20-2001).]

"Remind me not to get on your badside Melusine"

*Tess sneaks up behind Kors to give him a wedgie*

"Don't even think about it Tess. Remmber the last time you tried to play a joke on me"

Tess " Yes I remmber my love"

*Tess casts invisiblity on herself and sneaks up behind Melusine and gives her a wedgie. And disappears up to her suite before anyone knows what happened.*

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By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess.
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http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet

tut tut - we have pent so long in mortal form we're acting like them
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Lord Shield and Lord Thought combine their abilities - this is what can happen if you offend Old Ones
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Lord Thought removes his essence from the opposition - Wah and the others are reduced to animal emotions only. Lord Shield laughs and removes his own essence - their resistances and invulnerabilities are gone
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The undead flee without Wah's coherent mind to lead them
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Now then, what to do with Wah?
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When Wah recovers (when LT restores him basically) he finds himself in the bar with a big mop in hand
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Hah! You can't do that! Mel wears the Thong of Wedgie protection +4 http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

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Your voice is ambrosia

HHmm isn't that illegal slavery since none of this actually happerned in the bar.

*a potal opens and 7 level 11 lawyer enter*

(wow wahs got a good team of lawyer)

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Tess "There is a side effect to the Thong of Wedgie protection. When you give someone a wedgie the protection is temporally negated for 5 minutes. I know because I had a pair and when I gave someone a wedgie, they turned around within 5 min and gave me one back and the protection did not work."



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http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet

Yes, but then, I did not give YOU a wedgie before you did! And that undead wedgie was more then five minutes ago...nyah nyah http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

In case thre are any more - Lord Shield cuts his arm and bleeds on the floor - from each drop of black blood arises a 4' high insectile shadow with arms ending in scythe blades. The creatures look up to LS and follow him to the ship while 2 watch Tess VERY carefully

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"OK, Karnas... it's a nine."
"Hit me."
"Four... makes thirteen."
"Hit me."
"Ooo! It's a five! Nineteen."
"Hit me."
"Are you sure? Nineteen's high."
"Hit me, for crying out loud."
"Iiiiiit's - an Ace! Twenty, you lucky sword, you."
"Hit me."
"WHAT?"
"HIT ME!"
"(sigh) Okay... it's... ANOTHER ACE? Are you cheating?"
"Hell, that'd be good for a guy with no arms."
"Well... I guess you win again."
"Heh. Don't you think we should help out over there? Looks heated."
"I'm not lifting a finger until I get an apology. I was just left to rust and then run through."
"And can I say you have the ickiest guts I've ever been through?"
"Not if you want another hand of cards, you can't."



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Tess "You are no fun LS. I am going to my suite and sulk now. I only wanted to have some fun playing jokes."

*Tess goes upstairs. In a few minutes everyone can hear alot of crying coming her room.*

" Don't mind Tess, she loves to joke around. Thats why I love to have her around. Sometimes when I am working for long periods at a time, I get into a bad mood and she then pulls a pratical joke and it cheers me up right away."

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Well then while ive been absent ive missed undead, illithid, wedgie fights and the return of Kangaxx let me guess everyone casts spell immunity abjuration and ignores him and he cries bitterly occasionaly we hear the broken wail of I could have been a contender, I could have been somebody. Ah well thats what undeath gets you, you stereotypical archvillain of absolute destruction.

Great old ones, hmmmm they smell of cloves and vinegar dont they ah well whats that between friends.

Is there anything left I can give a good kicking and yes I promise I wont show my teeth.

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Not at all. When I was the God of Vigilantes and married to Nyx, I was in the company of both her undead and my darklings
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Sil goes upstairs to comfort Tess (one of my Mum's cats is named Tess)
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There is no more on the ship. Who's up for a barbecue? I'll even invite Wah too (he may be evil but I like him nonetheless)

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Neb, Razzen, Kivan and Tiax leave the ship and stand on the roof of the Bar looking down at it, "I wonder how well that thing burns?" says Kivan, "Let's find out shall we?" says Neb, Neb then casts Incinerate(All molecules in the target spontaneusly combust.) on the ship which burns brigthly, and smellily, "Ugh!" says Razzen "Maybe we should have disentegrated those bodies first, burning paladins smell pretty bad." Neb summons an air elemental with a wave of his hand, the air elemental blows away the bad smell from the ship which explodes as the fire reaches a cask of whisky which Kivan had stowed away under a table.

Neb suddenly says "I think we're moving." "Why do you think that?" asks Kivan "Well" says Neb "See that planet over there? It's getting bigger, FAST, either it's heading towards us or we're headed towards it." Tiax looks at the planet and says "I think that it is both, I suspect we'll hit it in an hour or two, and noone will notice unless they climb onto the roof because none of the windows are on this side of the Bar", "Do you think they have booze on that planet?" asks Razzen, Tiax casts Farsight and then says "Yep, in fact, they have no water down there, they drink beer instead." "Yahooooo!" shout Razzen, Kivan and Neb in unison, they then go down into the Bar by stomping repeatedly on the roof until it collapses and they drop down onto Wah who is mopping the floor.

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Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

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Oh good fresh bloddy meat, I mean ah well done normal culinary thingies am whatever.

I like undead they sound good when all the bones crash into the ground and shatter, unless there spectral undead theyre just whiney and annoying. Humans are the beat they bleed and scream so amusingly when you burst them.

Anyways its time for me to toss fireballs at something even the wall, please give me something to break.

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LOLSFHKASARLMSFLBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap Neb, you're getting better http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Melusine is scared out of her wits when four mean looking guys come crashing through the roof! However, she simply cannot let Wah be crushed so with a great swoop she carries him away to safety just before the foursome hits the floor...hard! After recovering from the blow, they spring up and wildly scream about a Planet of Beer...

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Fortunately Ican sense the planet - it's Titan. I will guide a landing and will post details of Titan for people later

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Encard once again zaps himself in... However, just as all think they *might* be safe, a number of strange looking portals appear... Something(s) is(are) about to step out...

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:1drgat1:

Please dont spoil the suspence keeps us guessing although we know were going to win anyway so long as we have the old man sorry one on our side. We shall enjoy kicking it though.

Also I am happy to see the word zap being used I like the word zap as anyone familiar with me knows, zap zap zap.

Too bad I didnt bring my dramatic smoke.

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LS and LT will wait until you've finished - I could close the portals easily enough but where's the fun in that?

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Tancred sits at the table glumly, his own pride injured by the wound he took. He concentrates on some crumbs of bread on the table, playing an impromptu game of chess with them. He is glum and depressed.
Karnas lies propped up in a chair, gradually getting more frustrated. Look into the mind of a sword, even a sentient one, and you will see its' nature; a thing made for battle. It longs to be used. It loves whoever wields it with fanatic dedication if treated well, and rewards such care with good service. But an idle sword is an affront to the very soul of all swords everywhere. Right now, Karnas can see the future - a future hung over a mantlepiece while he watches his wielder grow old and weak. And it terrifies him. Suddenly, even the coarse soul of the golden blade cares.

"Um... holy-boy... are you alright over there?"
No answer.
"Uh... you there?"
Silence.
"Look, I know I laughed and everything, but... well, come on, it WAS funny."
Chilly silence, slouch further into chair.
"Can't you take a joke?"
The very sound of silence.
"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
Turns further away.
"Holy-boy! Come on! Stop acting like a baby!"
No reaction.
"Awww, fine! Be like that, then!"
Still no reaction.
"Come on! Snap out of it! Or are you really the spineless virgin I always thought you were? Come on, be a MAN!"
There is almost no reaction. There is silence, punctuated by a small, solemn (snif), and a slight shiver. The sword sees a small tear fall from the Paladin's face. With a guilty twinge, Karnas realises he might just have to change tact for this.
"Um, er, look, I'm sorry, ok? Come on, pull yourself together..."
Another tear.
"OK, look, what they did was a shock, I'll bet, and I know you weren't in the most stable frame of mind... don't worry, they're all sorry. Look at them."
More sniffing, and a slight choke.
"Come on, don't do this to yourself! Think of the good times! Caleb's cock-ups! Shieldy's benevolence! Mel's smile(holy pants, what a smile)! Come on, man, times are good! Live with them!"
Slow shake of head, another tear.
"PLEASE! Don't cry! It's going to be alright!"
Silence.
"There's quests out there! Dragons to slay! Damosels to rescue! Maidens to woo! Treasure to collect! And it's still waiting! You're too young for all this wounded pride Paladin hero angst crud! Don't let the Realms pass you by!"
Slight straighteneing of back, perking up of head.
"Look at me. Once the most powerful of an ancient order, now nothing more than a sword. Does it get me down? NO! I learned to take pleasure in the simple things. The feel of battle, the triumph, the rewards - yes, even your company! You aren't so bad! OK, so I make fun of you occasionally, but hey, man, I'm trapped in a SWORD! I'm hardly likely to be completley well-balanced personality-wise, am I?"
Slight turn of head towards sword.
"Come on. Pick me up. Find some quest. Kick the hell out of some Undead." Karnas hates himself for dropping the bomb, but decides there's no other way. "What would Siona say if she found you, in ten years time, an old sot in a bar? A has-been Paladin? What would she say if she found you NOW? You're better than that, man. And she knew it. So do you."
A slight glance to the rose entwined with blonde hair on the table, a nervous look to the sword. An expression of utmost regret crosses the Paladin's face, swiftly replaced by one of angry thought.
"Please." For once - anq quite possibly just this once - Karnas' voice loses its' wheedling, snide tone. "Tancred. Please."
For a long, tense silence, the Paladin weighs up the truth of his sword's words while Karnas anxiously watches.
At the last, after an eternity of heartbeats has passed, a fierce grin splits the Paladin's glum face, and his eyes sparkle with, not tears, but resolve. He leaps up, grabs his sword from the table, and charges towards the peril, screaming his battlecry and whirling his sword around his head, aflame with battlelust -
He stops when he realises there are no baddies left and everyone's having a barbeque. All eyes turn to the strange tableau of the suddenly frozen Paladin and a speechless sword.
Slowly, honestly, the pair of them begin to laugh, and Tancred wanders over to the grill to see what's cooking.

Here Tancred have some roasted orc, did I say orc I meant, shut up dont ask me what your all eating just eat it dammit. Heres some grease for the sword and something big stupid and ugly and obviously deserving of smiting is going to come through those portals.

When I say we win no matter what that of course discounts the possibility of lord shield going insane, turning off the bar rules and torchering everybody slowly to death. The thread says its the final bar and hes very creepy these days notice the smaell of cloves and hes so morbid, think about it people hes already mad and the time is coming. The final bar hes going to kill us all RUN

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Priceless, Tancred, priceless!

IC
~"Come over to the barbecue, big guy" says Mel, patting Tancred on the shoulder and surreptitiously stuffing a hankie in his hand. "Have some toasted squid, and I'll give your sword and armour a good oiling in the meantime"~

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

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[This message has been edited by Tancred (edited 06-20-2001).]

Dammit no mass hysteria, Lord Shield you should have kept it quiet. Do we get to fight the Borg at some point that would be fun seeing as technicaly I dont think you die.

Would that Encard fellow please unleash his beasties from the portals or how about you do it LS Let loose say a lot of talkative brown dragons or is it bronze.

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The portals change slightly, and a group of HUTs (Highly Unpleasant THings) steps out. Encard examines them, and... OH, NO! They are... a bit ovr 2 score Fallen Solars, and another score of Fallen Planetars! THis can't be good... Encard begins chanting his spell (Enhanced RaBid Fruit Tree's Rage) as the evil creautres begin their attack...

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Razzen, Kivan and Tiax look at the creatures for a few seconds and then turn back to their drinks, Neb however, stands up and shouts "Stand back everyone! I shall now unleash and utterly horrible spell so evil, deathbringing, mind-consuming, brain-melting, world-destroying and really, really nasty that you will all be destroyed unless you flee now!" He then pulls out an old and battered spellbook that contains only 12th level spells, it has only 5 pages, he flips to the 4th page and recoils from the page in horror at what he is about to unleash, but he calms down quickly and begins casting the spell, when he finishes the spell a portal appears and he flees up the stairs(Kivan, Tiax and Razzen already fled because they look over his shoulder when he opened the spellbook and saw what he was going to cast.) out of the portal steps a pink dinosaur with the name Barney, as soon as it starts speaking the HUT's scream in horror and attempt to flee, but the portals have already sealed themselves shut and dissapeared in an attempt to prevent the influence of Barney from spreading across the planes.

Encard finishes his spells, causing five --or is it 6? Or more? It's impossible to tell, with their massive blurring/Aversion Affect-- gargantuan RaBid Fruit Trees to rip several of the Fallen Solars to little pieces, then disappear. Even the influence of Barney is not strong enough for this, though, and the Fallen creatures are able to destroy the thing (*shudder*). They chant out their spells, but Encard has already cast again in the time it took them to disple the Purple Fiend, launching a pack of the Weasels of Apocalypse at the Fallen Solars, as the other Bar patrons draw their weapons and begin to chant their own spell (if they are so inclined). As the Weasels dissipate, several of the Fallen Planetars suddenly explode --but not in the usual sense of the word. Their very essence, all their atoms, every part of them suddenly loses its cohesiohn and swiftly drifts appart, leaving them without even corpses.
Encard: Nice work there. Now, KILL!!!
However, about a score of the Fallen SOlars and half a score of Fallen Planetars have decided to put an end to Encard, and join in a fiendish evil magic... compressing Encards soul into a useless little ball which is unable to do anything! However, Encard has a Contingency set for just such an occasion, and it immediately releases the spell of Encard's Soul Explosion, bringing it back to normal. He begins to continue visitning his wrath on these creatures of darkness... put forth by the spell Encard's Hopefully Righteous Wrath! THings die! DEATH!!!
Encard: DIE!!!
Encard blasts multiple other creatures as the rest of the Bar patrons destroy many of the others...

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OOC: No - Tancred, check the Bar names:
BG2 Bar 2 - The Wrath of Bhaal
BG2 Bar 3 - The Search for Beer
I didn't start thread 4
The next one will be either "The Undiscovered Beer" or "The Beer Country"
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[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-21-2001).]

Then suddenly a figure stands up, the holes in his body close and it is as it was never hurt. Tiax stares in fear at the hideous beast that men all over the realms whisper in hushed tones, Barney. Then Tiax gasps in horror, Barney was heading right for him. Neb and the others had already began running but Tiax found himself unable to. It was the dreaded gaze of Barney, capable of freezing anything on the spot. Then the singing began. People tried to cover their ears to keeep the noise out but it was no use, blood started pouring out of them, and the relentless singing would not stop
"I hug you, you hug me, we're a big happy family!".
Then it happened Tiax could only stare at the oncoming mass of purple with green spots and then it happened, the death hug. Tiax could feel the energy being drained from him as the huge hands picked him up and squashed him, all he could do is die or wait to be saved. He really hoped SOMEONE would.
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[This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 06-21-2001).]

There is no way in all the multiverses that Barney will survive THIS thread. Lord Shield flying kicks Barney in the head, forcing him to let go of Tiax. Barney tries to grapple LS who lets him. Barney's energy drain has no effect on the former Dark God and Lord Shield butts him with the force fo a sledgehammer
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Barney staggers slightly and a Golden-hafted Warhammer appears in LS's right hand with a smiley face carved on one end. He smashes downwards on Barney's head. Note: this lesser artifact weighs 1 ton. Barney becomes a squidge
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Then LS smacks what's left out into space to drift towards the Borg who decide to assimilate him

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Caleb looks out the window and sees a million barney borg drones floating to the bar.........

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

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The hell they will. Time for me to breed more darklings I think. They're force-fields only assimilate energy attacks. My brood will cut the buggers up (they can also run on all surfaces at twice the speed of a racing horse and leap about 200' in the air - further here because of the vacuum). Also, being living darkness, they are hard to spot in space



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"YAWN. So did I miss anything?" Draggor asks innocently as he finally wakes up.

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Just when you thought it was safe to visit this board.

Nah, just an Illithid invasion, a grilled squid feast, Tancred breaking down in tears and his sword showing some godd*mn compassion for the first time, Tess trying to out-wedgie the Wedgie Queen, the introduction of Lord Thought aka Fortuna Freeman, Melusine's paramour, an exciting fight aboard a ship full of drunk undead singing bawdy songs, Lord Shield summoning up Darklings from his blood, an approaching hostile force of Barney-Borgs....

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Your voice is ambrosia

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Do I sense cheekiness there?
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Fortuna chuckles. He and the other Old Ones have come across the Borg before in Greyhawk (an adventure I ran for laughs just before my multiversal Paintball match)
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HE'pelues walks ap to Tancred (after sobering up a bit) and says "I..am..so..so..sorry for" he reaches into a little pocket in his armor "I am sorry for stab..bing you. please ac..ac.cept my apple..ogies. sorry about the armor. please..have this armor in..in compen..compen..compensation" (he smiles after finally being able to say that word) he pulls out of his pack a large full plate mail armor "its called..erm.. plate of the seven +6" (plate mail with AC -6. it also does 30% acid,fire,cold and slashing resistance). HE'pelues shoves the plate mail into Tancred's hands gives him a giant grin and runs off back to his friends

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"What's that sound?" Razzen asks Neb, Neb then levitates up through the hole in the roof which has yet to regenerate, he then let's himself fall down and says to Razzen "We appear to be falling down towards the surface of the planet of beer." Kivan says "Are we hitting beer, or land?" "Land" says Neb, "Any bets on how big a crater we'll leave?"

I'm setting us up in orbit around the planet (which isn't composed of Beer .I'll describe it later) - in the meantime we can lay with the Borgs (Barney or otherwise)

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The door of the Bar creaks open and a medium built half-elf slips in, looking around nervously. She quickly checks in her dagger+2 and longbow of marksmanship, and sits down in a shadowed corner, where she is able to see what's going on around her. A customer walks by and puts an ale in front of her, and she slowly drinks it down. Who is she?