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Pushes blademaster and grandranger in the catapult while their arguing and cuts the rope........Wow their still arguing even in mid-air. Oh well no dwarfs got hurt in that.
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Yes but now it's your turn Caleb
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Bring it suckiest character in planescape:torment. You cant even hold a weapon and I aint gonna kiss your ugly ass neither so forget about hurting me like that.
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Oops there goes Caleb right through a stone wall five feet thick
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Yea cause im hardcore biatch. You forgot to add my modifier for a thick skull.
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And that is when alabama girl kicks you so hard that you go flying through the roof and you end up in wild space and she says at the same time that she does not want to see your face again.
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Ahhhhh inside joke I love thee so. If you wanna know what we are talking about get ya ass on messenger.
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What the hells wildspace? Is that like the wild wild west? Are there constellations that rob trains there or something?
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If you know about Spelljammer then you would know that it is the area between the sphere of existance. Between Toril and Kyrnn is wild space
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I think you were just on crack when you typed wildspace and your trying to cover it up now.
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Ask Memnoch about wildspace
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??? Well ummmmmm Mabye you didnt notice but thats kina what i said,,,and hate to sound immature but well,,you see,,,i was posting on this subject before you...and so why should I change cause you dont like what the post is about? |
Dont worry hes easily offended. I got a tag team beheading from him and alabama girl on messenger.
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I think we better stop this post...as good as it is the end is just turning into a flame war
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Well Grand-Ranger I said I could keep you supplied with Dwarves as long as they were Dark Dwarves and you spit in my face concerning it. I brought something diferent to the thread in the form of Kors and now you do not like what I have been adding. So go stuff it!!!!!!!!!!! Iwill continue with my posts.
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Well like i have said time and frikken time again.... IF YOU LIKE DWARFS DO NOT COME TO A POST WHERE THEY ARE GETTING FLUNG AROUND!! I cannot make it anymore clearer then that |
Kors brought some humor to this thread and you are turning it in to a big deal. So along as he knows they are his enemies he does care. Soshut up and get back to the regular posts. This is the last I'm going to say about this unless you keep it up.
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Readys the catapult with kors and dark dwarfs in it silently. (shakes his head) NOW EVERYONES HAPPY!! (cuts rope)
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I said Kors is not to be used as ammo.
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Yah but I used dark dwarfs to so it evens the karmic balance.......your dead under a pile of dark dwarfs so stop talking.
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And so are you then
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as for "brought humor tot he post" My god?! The post was already humors whith a dwarf who thought he was god! |
My thick skull modifyer allows me to survive impact with a catapulted dwarf.
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There's a dwarf throwing contest over at the bar! Come on over and use your mighty dwarf throwing skills, we also have: Gnomes, Dark Dwarves, Halflings and Minotaurs(With Polymorph Other Scrolls so we can turn them into squirrels http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif).
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I've been following this thread, and had a little idea from earlier pnp monsters. There was a monster that was conjured up from two other creatures. So I would like to conjure up the following for throwing:
A "MINI-TAUR"! Small in stature, bearded, like dwarf. 6-8" horns, hooves on rear legs like a minotaur. Gullible and flatulent like a gnome. Can taunt and swear like a halfling on a bender. Oh, BTW, since I am conjuring, little flaps of skin between fingers, toes, and under arms for greater distance. The Ultimate Thrower!!! ------------------ Be careful! I think it's a tr... |
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LOLSFHDPSARLMSFLBP => LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FREAKING HARD DOCTOR PEPPER SPOOGED AROUND ROOM LIKE MONEY SHOT FROM LOW BUDGET PORNO ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil |
Grand-Ranger. Shut Up
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OK, OK
I'm stepping in now. I am not a mod, so I have no real authority here. But... I DID start this thread, for fun. If you've noticed,I haven't been posting for awhile now. As I've stated before, I'm an old vet at message boards, and I've had my FILL of flame-wars and trolls pissing on other people's threads. ENOUGH !!! I'm sick of this. I started this thread for fun. I'm close to asking Memnoch or Ziroc to delete the whole damned thing. THIS IS NO LONGER FUN ! I'm asking everyone who has been here to do one thing. PLEASE. This thread is for the subject of DWARVEN THROWING, a fictional method of combat using the "little people" as ranged weapons. It is not for fighting, bickering, or pissing on each other. DO NOT POST IF IT IS OFF-TOPIC Thanks You The PissedDawg http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../angryfire.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil |
I did post some interesting stuff on topic and Grand-Ranger did not like it because I was using a dwarf to play practical jokes.
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That's fine...
I'm not bitching about that... I just want the bickering to stop... no personal attacks, no threats. Just have fun with the subject. the still pissed, but getting better Dawg ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil |
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OK, I feel better now... (you know, one day I'm gonna start a thread on the most outrageous, ROTFLMA abbreviations... but, that's for another day.) OK, everyone. Let's throw some little people !!! (and Dark Dwarves only for BladeMistress) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif (Grand Ranger, I've got a "secret stash" in the backof the wagon) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil |
I don't care now RudeDawg if they are regular Dwarfs. Because Kors is the only one left out of his entire clan.
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I meant to ask you about that, BladeMistress.
Are you going to post a full story on Kors on your webstite? I'd like to read it, you have a lot of background in the Worlds, I'd like to see some of your fan-fic. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/cwm/3dlil/read.gif Now, back to the subject: Let's throw some Dwarves! ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-17-2001).] |
I have to get all of the information together on Kors and Reeka has asked me to put the information up on Angel also.
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Just a bump to revive one of the funniest threads of all time.
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Well, if you survived the flame war in mid-thread, then you have made it to the end...
I have one point to make concerning the fine art of the Tossing of Little People. Unless I am badly mistaken, you would normally be forced to use whatever Small Person was at hand when you ran into the enemy, correct? So this would restrict you to flinging about members of your own party. Bearing this in mind, and assuming that the onrushing enemies are so nasty that you are forced to resort to Body Bowling (with live ball & pins) rather than normal fighting, you will probably choose from a Dwarven Fighter or perhaps a Thief of Halfling or Gnomish descent. This rather eliminates the possibility of launching Dark Dwarves from the nearest catapult unless, of course, your group of adventurers happens to be of evil alignment (contains a Dark Dwarf or two) or you are busily plumbing the depths of the Underdark (and collecting ammunition as you go). In either of these cases, the Dark Dwarves can be readily substituted for the more ordinary variety. --Greystone |
Oooooooh! Someone's reviving this thread!
Nice idea with the body bowling, except that you can't use a spiked "ball" since it's spikes will get stuck in the ground. How about using ballistas to launch elves at your foes? |
Naw, I believe that ballistas would work better with the aforementioned minitaurs (as the horns could lead the way & inflict MAJOR trauma to the unfortunate recipient), or even a dwarf with an extra-spiky helmet, perhaps...
In fact, upon consideration, I believe that a ballista would actually be the prefered method of minitaur launching, as this would practically guarantee that the unfortunate launchee arrived "horns first" and would therefore maximize the damage on impact. Anyone else find this thread (minus the blatant off-topic flame war, anyway) to be as downright hilarius as me? --Greystone |
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