Just thought I'd add that this is the 4th longest thread on this forum for a year.

Yep. You're up Szass!

It is a long thread isn't it. And with the wealth of one-liners to choose from, this game could go on a long time... (and it slips beneath the anti-spam radar also :D )

Err, well, yeah...but you were close enough!

EDIT: Yeah I can't believe it's still going, especially with only around 4 of us quoting. I figured maybe a couple of pages, if that. Ah well, let's keep this up until we can't think of any more comedy quotes [img]smile.gif[/img] .

[ 09-15-2005, 07:24 AM: Message edited by: Zink Whistlefly ]

Sounds good to me. So what do we do for next year's game/spam thread? ;)

Ok, I know that I say this every time, but this is one of THE ULTIMATE Red Dwarf quotes:

"D'ya think Wilma's sexy?"
"Wilma Flintstone?"
"Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?"
"Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived."
"That's good. I thought I was going strange."
"She's incredible!"
"What d'ya think of Betty?"
"Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma."
"This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?"
"You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation."
"She'll never leave Fred, and we know it."

[ 09-16-2005, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Szass-Tam ]

Anybody?

That sounds like a conversation between Lister and Cat. I think it was series 3 so I'll go for Backwards?

Once again, you are correct Zink. Backwards seems to be coming up alot, must be a real classic. You're up.

<font color="red">"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"</font>

<font color="white">"How 'bout a muffin?"</font>

<font color="red">"Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"</font>

<font color="white">"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"</font>

:D

Hmm. Doesn't seem to be any takers for this one. I know it's the toaster, and i know it's an early episode but i don't know whether it's Lister or Rimmer.

I should be getting series 1-4 on DVD sometime next week. If no one's guessed it by then i'll give it a shot...

Just re-watched this episode recently, and I believe the answer is "White Hole".

Quite right Szass! You to go when you're ready.

Ok, here's the next quote. This thread has been slowing down recently, so I'll put in an easy one.

"Rimmer: What are you talking about?
Lister: I'm talking about playing your self-hypnosis tapes all through the night. "Learn Esperanto While You Sleep." "Learn Quantum Theory While You Sleep."
Rimmer: We both got the same benefit.
Lister: Yeah, neither of us got any sleep."

Too hard? Or interest in this thread has run out.

I'm still playing!

Anyone care to hazard a guess?

Kinda forgot about this after it slipped off the 30 day limit. But i know the answer! It's Me2.

Now, who's still playing? Should i put up another quote?

You're correct Sever, I'm still playing if you're interested.

Hope noone minds but thought id fire one in to get things movin should be an easy one for you


- Let me get this straight, you want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potatoe people and beg him for your freedom. And your telling me your completely sane?!


any takers?

Quarantine. Rimmer says t to the others when he's got teh holo virus.

[ 12-05-2005, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

right on. maybe that was too easy...

Care to post a new quote Dragonshadow?

[ 12-10-2005, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Szass-Tam ]

Yup, I'll have a new quote by tommorrow

Sorry to cut you short Dragonshadow, but just to keep things going:

"Open communication channels, Lister. Broadcast on all known frequencies and in all known languages...including Welsh."

Argh, its a stinker - fairly sure its one from rimmer guessin around series 2 or three but cant quite get the episode. Its in there somewhere man doin my head in ;)

Rimmer is correct, but the series is way out.

[ 12-17-2005, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Szass-Tam ]

Hehe - this thread is still going - cool :D

That last quote I think was Rimmer in DNA (that would be series 4) when he was broadcasting a message to the "alien" spaceship...?

Sorry Zink you're incorrect, on episode and series.

Legion, series 6. :D

You're correct Sever, you're up.

I'm guessing "Marooned," because I know there's a crash landing in it.

Nope. In Marooned, the survival of Lister's guitar against the odds was the main theme.

So I'm guessing it's series seven, where my knowledge doesn't stretch to.
The series really went downhill after the brilliant first six series (series six was the best in my opinion).

Series six is my fave also. And it's also where you'll find the quote. ;)

How about Emohawk - Polymorph II when they crash on the Gelf planet? Dialog between Kryten and the Cat?

Yep. You're up, Zink.

"Better dead than smeg"

Easy. Out of Time. Series six finale.

*Edit: Wow. Didn't notice the time of your post there, Zink. If i had've, i would've strung it along for a little more than the 20 minutes it got! Sorry dude.

It's Rimmer's line, BTW. Which makes the quote so much more...

[ 01-11-2006, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

Hehe - that was fast Sever [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Correct and you're up.

Surprisingly, in over 7 pages of this thread, only 3 posts use the term smeg :D .