Haven't you heard the saying "If you can't beat em join em!" And thats exactly what I'm going to do. I am finnaly revealing the location of my resturant. I'm giving the map for 1000 Gold Pieces. For Dragonshadow and Firestormalpha 5000. I am making a new resturant called "Kobold Delights" Thats right I am moving all the kobolds in the area to have them butchered into food.
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Had you fooled didn't I?

But some things are true.

I am really revealing the location of the resturant with many ogres orcs etc. I am selling a safe route map through The Road of Sharp Teeth for 50 gold. To Firestormalpha and Dragonshadow 25 gold pieces (I know you two really wanna go and wipe that place out) Be warned though. The encampment contains gnolls, orcs, ogres and goblins. They are an army that can pose a threat to Sword Coast. I have made a very foolish mistake in gathering the dangerous races into one place and I did not know what I was thinking when I did so. I suppose some of you are wondering why the change all of a sudden. The races there are purely evil. Living with them and serving them is worse than fighting them. (Not that they give me any trouble in combat.) They spill the blood of innocents to quench their thirst of bloodlust. It is only a matter of time before a leader arises and takes control spreading chaos throughout the land. If adventurers cannot eradicate this threat then I am going have to request the Dukes of Baldurs Gate to do something about it.

HOWEVER this does not include kobolds. They have been pushed around and killed by the the stronger races and I moved them back into my encampment near Spine of the World.

Any adventuring party that does the task of destroying the chaos that I have started would receive 25 percent discount in my new weapons store "Sythe's Weapon Shop." Most of the weapons are magical ones. I have taken most of the weapons from the resturant that I want destroyed but don't worry there is enough weapons there for everyone. Happy Looting Adventurers!

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[ 10-11-2003, 10:02 AM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

Sythe, Had us fooled? Right. Your charisma isn't high enough to form a convincing lie, and you are known to side with kobolds making you even less trust-worthy. In order to prove your loyalty I would have to personally oversee you torching Ko's hidden compound.

DS Let's get it over with. My diviner friend has just found the location. Easy task now.

Zuvio, double check the address on that *package* you sent to the kobolds. It did get there, right? You did remember not to put a return address on it, correct? And You DID shield it against divination did you not? Please, for the sake of humanity and the success of kobold fast food restraunts everywhere say yes. We dwell in the realm of Planescape where wishing makes it so. Unless your name is Sythe. That's because I wish it to be that way. So it is. :D

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Offcourse!! Whadda ya think? I'm no amateur!! Spell immunity: Divination and *no* return adress. A professional wouldn't do it any other way! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] I even used a special stamp I found lying around in the attic. There was this picture of a building on it, but I couldn't make out what building it was... It had all sorts of black waves running over it.... Oh well....
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"To be continued???....."

Zuvio, NO!!!!!! [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] that stamp was already used and therefor void. [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] Oh well. There goes the post office. Or your mail box depending on the method you used.

I hate to burst the bubble of whoever did the graphics library, but [img]graemlins/monster13.gif[/img] is in fact a harpy, not an eagle. Believe me I know my monsters. :D

[ 10-11-2003, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

Dragonshadow, flamethrowers? You're thinking too small. I'll call in a napalm air strike from some Red Dragons I conned into oweing me a favor. We'll hide in a bunker deep under baldur's gate in hopes that they won't search for me should they decide we might be a good desert after torching the restraunt. Hmmm on second thought maybe just one dragon. He'd get the job done, and you and I would still be able to handle him if he tried to change sides.

Nah lets go with the low risk method. Flamethrowers and Molotov cocktails. That'll light their fires.

We'll just bring in the [img]graemlins/tomcat.gif[/img] and the [img]graemlins/tank.gif[/img] and have some fun :D


Well whatever method we go with we will watch them burn!! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

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* Zuvio casts Power Word:Kill -> Entire Kobold Race
* Entire Kobold Race Dead


* Zuvio packs an Uzi filled with DeathSpellBullets
* RATATAT-TATATATA-TTATATA-TATA=-AT-TATTA-YTATATATATA-AATT
* Infinite death animations arise from the ashes


* Zuvio's GF casts Power Word: Slap-Wake-Up-You-Dolt -> Zuvio
* Zuvio wakes up with a blue eye and goes to school....

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Time to open a market for salted crispy kobold cracklings [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

(Dinner for one - Just add beer) :D

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Dragonshadow, have any napalm launchers instead? I consider flamethrowers a little too controlled. I need something that'll make them say, "Holy ----" I'm not sure what would fit into those last four slots though. Most of my victims tend to be dead before they can get that part out. Oh yeah, get Rai over here. You know how it goes, "the more the merrier [img]smile.gif[/img] ."

Too many cooks spoil the broth! :(

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Yeah, I'm sure I can get some.

Who? What? You're confusing me more than I am alredy!

[ 10-15-2003, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Hmm - I guess Firestorm is talking about the girl 'Rai' you introduced earlier in the General discussions forum.

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C'mon guys! Give Rai a break! She's hasn't even settled in quite yet and already she should take part in massively destroying an entire race of inferiors in the most brutal and savage way possible? SHe's probably powedering her nose before joining us [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Yeah, Rai. She hasn't turned up yet, haven't seen her for a few weeks. I can't seem to get through to her by email either...
I'm sure she can bring sandwiches for all. Maybe a few petrol bombs...
EDIT: My mistake. She is here, I only just checked the Gen Con board. Sorry Rai! I didn't know you were here yet! :(

[ 10-15-2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Alright DS, where are those Napalms I ordered? I'm ready to inspect the load. I want to grease that camp and be home before Christmas. It's go time. We're launching operation Kobold Kounter Strike.

hey guys since your not emerald dragons anymore then i could fly above you (im about to be one) while u go along the ground terminating them all. That would be an awesome force [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

Here you go, Firestormalpha.
We aren't dragons anymore! *crys in corner*

Nope not Emerald Dragons anymore. I think Ziroc changed the avatars again. He's either replaced the dragon with these funky upside down mutant purple egg things, or he's put something new in to reduce the extensive wait.

*trys to eat purple egg* But I liked being a dragon!
BTW, I have the wepons ready, when can we burninate?

hang on there peeps, im about to discover whether the beautiful emerald dragon still exists or not!

ok guys I've got an emerald dragon. do u want me to take the air while you guys take the ground? :D Kobold pie for Tea tonight!

Alright Ross, you take to the air. DS and I will float along the ground via out flatulent propulsion systems and lay out some pure distruction on the militants forces in the area. Ross lay out the cover fire.

Going for kobold hunt now?

Sounds good to me. I reckon a quintesson (or whatever it is) should be ableto float a little. Maybe even get a small boost if needs-be

Do you know where the kobold town is?(i hawe heard of one,Where they enslave humans).

Somebody stop the spam! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

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People! People! Stop dissing the wonderful giveyou have received! You are now Quintessons! Para-Schizo robots who execute their own law over anyone they like and having an unlimited supply of ferocious sharkticons at your disposal to do your bidding! Wanna get rid of the kobolds? Say they're guilty of living and send in the sharks......

And being a quintesson is a whole lot better than being purple pencil-erasers [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And I'm proud to say that I'm probably the last member of this forum to have survived the full fury that is The Emerald Dragon Hell!!

P.S. Xen? What up?

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[ 10-19-2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Zuvio ]

being an emerald dragon is also better than being purple eraser :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Err.... hay guys, I don't want to upset anyone or turn them against me or anything, but are we trying to kill the whole of the kobold race? If so, how are we better than Hitler?

because........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .......... ITs Kobolds!! :D

DS we're not trying to eradicate them, just trying to control their numbers. Besides the Senate has already declared them a food supply rather than a culture. Also, the particular group we are targeting is an especially violent breed.

I would say that your KoHitler,Your treating them wrong yust Cous the are smal and *Ugly*.This is damn racism.

ehhm.......yeh!

As long as we aren't killing all of them...
okay!
PS. I hate it when the screen has to scroll sideways!

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Racism has nothing to do with it, just racial superiority ;)

Ok guys, getting a little scary in here, let's just chop some Kobolds, ok?
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u must have a small screen then :D it doesnt on mine!

Ah yes. Just as Hitler thought those that are White are superior to all other races such as Blacks, Oriental etc. And thought it would be okay to wipe out all the other races. Simpily because he Adolf believes that all the other races are lesser.

Hold thy tounge! The more you post the sooner, purple eraser you shall be! I have many more posts than you! Once I get out of purple egg hell I shall taunt you! Only if you do not cease your taunting of us proud er.. purple egg things.

P.S. I am not really mad at you RoSs_bg2_rox just messing with ya.

Hold thy tounge! The more you post the sooner, purple eraser you shall be! I have many more posts than you! Once I get out of purple egg hell I shall taunt you! Only if you do not cease your taunting of us proud er.. purple egg things.

P.S. I am not really mad at you RoSs_bg2_rox just messing with ya. </font>[/QUOTE]lol. Seems to me that half the members currently have that avatar right now [img]tongue.gif[/img]