The laxative prank is a classic, but do this with homemade brownies mailed to her office anonymously, from "a secret admirer".

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while.... :D

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while.... :D </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=skyblue>But...how would she aim it? We have to remember that women are not blessed with staves of pissing. They are aim-challenged. </font>

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while.... :D </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=skyblue>But...how would she aim it? We have to remember that women are not blessed with staves of pissing. They are aim-challenged. </font> </font>[/QUOTE]HAHAHAHAHAHA... well, that could be a problem.... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] *snicker*

Cloudy with all the problems we have with crows upstate just throw a handfull or two of birdseed on the roof of the jeep. The longer she leaves it the better it will get covered with "gifts" from the greatfull birds.

I live in a town with an active fishing port, so this would work well with rotting fish carcasses! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

if you go with the brownies idea, make them a Hash/Laxative combo, poor B**** really wont know what hit her...

I really must do that (less the laxative) and leave them in the lunchroom at work. would make the afternoon REAL pleasing.

And then, of course, you can notify the authorities. "Such and such is on drugs," you can say, and completely ruin someone.

Know how you all feel on teh "insane drivers" front. Look on eth brght side - you get two minutes warning. I get people driving at me trying to run me down, forcing me onto the banks and often into a farmer's field when I'm walking back from the shops and hurling abuse at me. Becasue I wear black clothes.
Yes, they are that shallow.