Three Irish guys walked out of a bar,yea,it could happen.

Wanna hear a dirty joke
Yea
A boy jumped into a puddle,wanna hear a clean joke?
yea
He took a bath with Bubbles,wanna hear a dirty joke?
yea
Bubbles is the girl next door.

There were four children late for class one day.
The first boy walks in,the teacher says. "Why are you late?" the boy says, "I was on top of Susan Hill."

The second boy comes in, same thing happens,the boy said. "I was on top of Susan Hill."

Third boy comes in,same thing. "I was on top of Susan Hill"

Well now comes the last kid,its a girl,the teacher says. "Let me guess,you were on top of Susan Hill?" The girl looks at her and says. "I am Susan Hill."

Ok.....A black dude, a mexican dude, and a white dude, all homeless, walk onto a farm. They ask the farmer if they can stay in his barn. He agrees, but as he does, his smoking hot daughter comes out. The farmer says, "If you sleep with my daughter, some sh*t is gonna go down." So the 3 men all catch each other sneaking to her bedroom after she invited them after dinner. After gettin' down with the farmers daughter and sneaking back to the barn, the farmer catches them, and tells them to go pick out their favorite fruit from the fields, while he watches them with his rifle. The white guy brings back some grapes, and the farmer tells him to shove 20 grapes up his ass. The mexican brings back a peach, and the farmer makes him shove 20 up his ass. The black man is the last to come back with
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A watermelon HAHAHAHAHAH

[ 08-06-2005, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Dalamar Stormcrow ]

Three hookers are walking down the street, what do you call the one in the middle?
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The Center Piece

Teacher: Johnny, why were you late for school yesterday?
Little Johnny: I had to take the cow to the bull.
Teacer: And couldn't your father do it?
Little Johnny: No ma'am, it *had* to be the bull.

i dont get it.

Whats a blonds favorite color?A light shade of clear.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Mt.Sterling Ky.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) --flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Kentuckian. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."