Velkyn, ever thought of putting all these stories up on a website one day? It'll be much easier to read through the entire story then, instead of having to search for the old ones and skip all the "wow! great!" or "I wanna be in as well!" messages. Just a suggestion though. ;)

Ziroc: I ordered Epona and her assistant, LoA, to watch the border and inform us if Choc makes a move.
Memnoch: Chocs dark magic is strong Ziroc. And he has a backup of the one disk.
Ziroc: Yes, we need to counter his magic. Where is my court mage? *Calls out to Reeka.
*Reeka comes stumbling into the room.
Reeka: Master, I seem to have finally perfected my taunt spell. By the way, the Duke is at the front gates with his elite guard. Could you please explain this to him?
Ziroc: Forget about the duke. How is our backup plan progressing? Can you send the demon to Choc yet?
Reeka: Almost master. Unfortunately, we were all out of candles. So I used lanterns on the pentagram instead.
Ziroc: What?!
Reeka: I’m sure it’ll work just as fine.
Ziroc: Please tell me you didn’t cast the spell yet.
Reeka: I didn’t.
Ziroc: Thank god.
Reeka: I couldn’t figure this last thing out.
Do you by any chance know if this is this pronounced 'HAStur HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR HasTUR'?
Memnoch:Hey, what is that noise?
Ziroc: Why me…?

Meanwhile, at the border. The ever vigilant Epona, and her brave assisant take their duty very serieusly.

Lord of Alcohol: So *hips* many hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?
Epona: I *hips* have no *burp* idea. How many?
Lord of Alcohol: Well, one to complain that the light bulb isn't working,
Five to hold a meeting to decide what to do about it,
Twenty to form an expedidtion to the fabled Lightbulb mines of
Mythrill,
Thirty to throw a going away party,
One to ask Ziroc for directions,
One to sell into slavery when the petty cash runs out,
Five to get lost through natural wastage (bandits, murderers,
monsters , flamers, etc),
One to thrown to the Dragon that guards the Lightbulb mine,
Two to carry the lightbulbs,
Five to find a large, sword-welding barbarian to escort the
lightbulbs home,
Thirty to throw a safe return party,
Five to find an elf tall enough to change the lightbulb,
Five to compose ballads of daring, heroism, sacrifice and
lightbulbs,
Finally another two-hundred to appear in the subsequent
Tolkien books.

Epona: Ha, *hips* good one. Now look at this.
LoA: Whoa, that ring looks old.
Epona: Bought it from an old hobbit on a Norwegian website, he seemed glad to be rid of it. I gave him a false name just be on the safe side.
LoA: That reminds me, nine weird guys in black cloaks came looking for you. They asked if Gotyafoola was there. I told them no, your name was Epona. That seemed to make them real happy.
Epona: *Cough. Hey! Look at the ring.
LoA: The inscription is lighting up, what does it say?
Epona: Let me see:

This ring, no other,
is made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother
to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper,
mortal, and scallop,
This is the sleeper
that packs quite a wallop.
The Power almighty
rests in this Lone Ring.
The Power, alrighty,
for doing your Own Thing.
If brocken or busted,
it cannot be remade.
If found, send to Mount Doom, Mordor
(the postage is prepaid).
Epona: No way! Its mine.
LoA; Hold it, did you hear that?
Epona: Damned, that’s an Orcish patrol!
Choc: If Choc is sending scouts ahead he must be planning on attacking soon.
LoA; What must we do?
Epona: I’ll call the Ironworks Emergency hotline from my cell phone. You get word to Ziroc!
LoA: At once mistress! *Runs off into the woods.

Suddenly, a group of Orcs comes through the link
Chieftain Sazerac: Methinks me knows this smell. Human female it is. Spread out and find her!
Epona: Uh oh.

[Special thanks to Pandemonium for this part of the movie]

[ 06-08-2002, 06:29 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Not much of a programmer Groj, but I'll think about it.

LOL Velkyn [img]smile.gif[/img]

Been reading Bored of the Rings again?
And who's this Sorhed character [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Not much of a programmer Groj, but I'll think about it.</font>[/QUOTE]Lol, just compiling all the stories in one .doc file for instance is also good... And then put it up for download somewhere. Heck, I could even offer you a download location if that's an issue. ;)

there`s a leader? ive only read half of the book [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
anyway, i wish to be one of the Ring Wraiths. it isnt important which one i would be. they all look/are the same [img]smile.gif[/img]

Neb, USS, you are both on my list as Wringwraiths. I have Lioness writen down as Arwen, and Attalus as Aragorn. Still figuring out who to sign up as Frodo. Suggestions are welcome, though I would prefer a public figure on IW to play the main part.
And Legolas, I've never read bored of the Rings. I think up most of the jokes during the day and write them down as I go along. But there is also a part I picked up from websites and message boards.

[ 06-08-2002, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

*sniff*... aw... I wanna be Maglor...
Ah well, I'd like a part as Elrohir or Elladan - or maybe Pippin, I like Pippin ;) . There are *way* too few female characters in LotR, and I don't wanna be Eowyn. Might I suggest Seph as Frodo [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Since you're asking - I'll volunteer to be Frodo :D

<font color="gold">Stil great, still great... [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

And I volunteer for Eomer! [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>