RELENT, PEASANT OR FACE THE WRATH OF AN ARMY OF WOMEN SPORTING THE DEADLIEST STARES IMAGINABLE AND ARMED WITH.....*dramatic music* P.M.S.! ALL FEAR THE POWERS OF PMS! TREMBLE AND QUAKE UNDER THE GLARES OF FIRE AND ICE!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

PMS - AH YES. THE FEEBLE EXCUSE USED BY EVERY MAN WHO EVER FACED A WOMAN'S WRATH AND LOST. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE DOOMED - IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL FOR YOU IN THE LONG RUN. RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!

SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-25-2001).]

Larry loads up a cannon filled with Calcium rich supplaments...

This shall put an ease to that PMS power of yours!
(at least 4 outta 5 doctors recommend this method...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

*BOOM~~~~~
All ladies present that have over-sized...uhhh...egos...are shot ~~~*

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it.

Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

(sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...)

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Be careful, hon. And sexist jokes? What sexist jokes??? No worries, here. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Larryana.. you're doomed...... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif That wicked wine is a real powerful color.. almost as bad as FeelGood Fushia.. which reminds me.. oh Meeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... here *tosses supplies of wicked wine lip gloss and FeelGood Fushia blush to the sultry evil smiter*

And Larryana? Careful in those heels, dear, you can snap an ankle if you wiggle while you walk.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA... hey! Epona and DM.. do teach her...him..er...herm? to use the spike heels properly! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Just call me if we need more spitballs! I'll be ripping up the ToB paperwork.. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

CloudSmiter

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Keep away you......you fiend!

Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Oh my God......ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Melusine: Casts Weaken Knees: Wah
Wah: Wobbly Knees
Melusine: Casts Extra Luscious Lipgloss: Rikarda
Rikarda: *gives Wah a pouty smile and lusty wink*
Wah: *faints*
Melusine: *evil laughter*

COME, MY TRUSTED ARMY OF TEMPTRESSES, BESIEGE THE WALLS OF THE ARCHLICH'S CHASTITY, BREAK DOWN THE FORTRESS OF HIS RESOLVE, MELT THE VERY MORTAR OF HIS DECENCY....WE *SHALL* SMITE ALL EVIL WITH OUR POINTY BOOTHEELS AND ENTANGLE IT IN OUR WEB OF DEVIOUS SEDUCTION!!!
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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Larryana: Running around screaming like a girl..."HELP!!!"...

Men on the street: Chases Larryana...

Larryana:Climbs a tree