Once in that position you're way way WAY past talking anyway.

I remember years ago being on a FIRST date, and the guy saying "your hands are so soft, is it like that everywhere on your body?" What do you say back to that?! This after he talked me into going "four-wheelin" in his truck, ended up in the middle of the woods. Needless to say it was a very quiet trip back to my car!

Also, remember IRougue, catcalls are a no-no. That means no hissing, whistling, groaning or any other kind of expellation of air!

I never had much success with 'You don't sweat much for a big bird, do you?'

But 'Ever been out with a middle age fat bloke?' can get a smile.

Well, i have some odd tips for you all, not tested, only in a betatet yet, please report any buggs or bad tendencies..

"Want o come over to my place and chase some bedbugs?"
"I was going to say "what does a cute little lady like you doing all alone in a bar like this" but then I know, you´re waiting for me to happen"

Other than this, can´t help you

I think I MAY get the award for the worst sentence said to me by a looooooooooooong ago date ...

I'll let you judge : Here it is, I meet the guy at a party, and at some point we end up in bed, and after that the guy starts telling me about his past sexual experiences ... and tells me "The best sex I ever had had been with my cousin when I was 15" (a MALE cousin) ...

Got the award, did I ?

Well... ummm....Cloudbringer.... that...um.... It sometimes works I promise.... ok so it isn't without it's flaws but it gets the message through.

Well Moiraine, I think you win.. What an asshole (excuse me) but thats pretty offline topic don´t you think.. =) Shouldn´t it be more like You were the best honey? At least then it would be a compliment..(komplimang ok då...)

Well, any one got any serious tips on some pickuolines for the none drucken exchange of words??

Not so, Wolfgir, not so ... 'Worst pickup lines' is included in the thread title ...

God this thread is killing me LMAO!!!!!
I'm just bumping it so everybody who hasn't seen it yet will gat a chance to laugh their asses off too!
BTW Moiraine your experience totally shocked me!!! You DEFINITELY get the award!!!
My worst experience in that region (whch doesn't even come near being as bad as yours) was when I ended up in bed with this guy from a quite famous band and I thought he was great and then afterwards he looked at me and said in this pretty stupid voice: 'Hey I don't even know your name'. It was just like a line from a very bad C-movie and it was just such a put-off!

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