Heh... just listen to our ramblings and play along. Laughter is the music of the soul.
I got that from a book.

ALL... now ladyzekke my response to this thread was very clean, and I commended you on your very polite response because I can understand that many of the ladies might find this thread very uncouth.

Ah, c'mon Relic, women have a sense of humour too, don't they? Don't they!?

Dammit as a Paladin I'm not allowed either!
Still watch out or Helm will punish the lot of you!

I'd rather be punished by Loviathar. Heh heh heh.

You guys are sooo psychotic

anyway technicly seen i'm still a child
*should i leave?*
no
good
Cya

What do you mean by "you're a trip" ladyzekke?

By the way, If your not really drunk, a man's prowess is still at large baby!!!! Well, I get it coz of the beer part... let's change it to.. red wine... or how bout Tequila? Goddamn Absolut Kurant is great! By the way, don't drink a staight shot of Vodka, your trip to oblivion will be high speed, and man's prowess would be dead for a moment...

I am the Lord of Alcohol-INTOXOGOD so I am the ultimate authority on this subject. The answer is BEER & Liquor. For these most holy of drinks actually bring out the innate manliness in all men which causes the sex to be just as easy as the drinking. If you could read a womans thoughts this is what you would hear: "Gee look at that drunk guy. He's so cute! I gotta have him! I hope he never sobers up!" Women uhhh tell me this all the time so I'm glad I've been able to help out and feel free to ask if you have any lingering questions and I'll teach you about the glories of ALCOHOL. Merry New Year and to all a good night and all that~Intoxogod

Alright, will someone please create a LORD OF SEXUAL RELATIONS pseudonym to balance this yobbos reply.

And Bahamut my friend, I do believe ladyzekke already explained what a 'trip' was on this thread. Have a read through the replies.

Armisael, what have you done? You've created a monster! (Literally if referring to Intoxoboofhead)

Now Yorick, your not being nice. Unless being called a yabbo is good in which case I'll accept it with dignity. I'm afraid Armisael didnt create me, although I do enjoy reading his posts. But Intoxoboofhead? I think you can do better than that. Feel free to e-mail me for suggestions on how to insult me and I'll tell nothing but the truth. That way I'll know what I'm being called. However should you need any (hetero)sexual advice I'd be happy to give you or anyone else my God-like wisdom. Actually I offer my wisdom on any subject to all so they might benefit from my awesome wisdom. Not that I'm a smartass or anything