- You rate your friends/co-workers on a scale from 3 to 18.
- You start every task by screaming, "GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!"
- You spend more time on this forum than you do on tracking reports.

You run into all sorts of dangerous situations, knowing you can just reload if you die.
You legally change your name to Minsc or Irenicus
You are forever paranoid that your best friend is going to be kidnapped
Whenever you meet someone you ask them what their alignment is
When asked what your occupation is you reply adventurer
You ask to see the special stock at K-mart

- You desperately hang out at fetisch clubs trying to find a bluefaced girl called Viconia
- You kill every spider you can except the large ones which you keeo in your pocket to conjure a bigger one if that mean bully comes after you again..
- You steal kids marbles and try to sell them in the closest store sayng that they are bloodstones, rougestones and kings tear..
- You mess up a reggea party going to the closest dreadlock dude saying, Vayhlagar still hates that name) , I need your blood to enter the Planar Sphere!
- You have greater respect for midgets telling them that you wont hurt them, only evil will feel your boot in its ugly behind!
- The guy at the radioshack hates you since you threaten him every time he touch the tuner to play a new somg, one more vocalice out of you and I will bleed you bugger!
- You are a perfect pedestrian relly stopping at redlight since someone obviously put a hold person spell on you..

Yeah i know, some of these (maybe all =) ) are really bad but, hey i try!

Sorry if there are any duplications with other posts...

-You are searching the circus tent downtown for a ring of human influence for your first date.

-You cast a domination spell on the supervior when you visit the bank and see if it works this time..

-You ask the storekeeper for a genius potion when you have an important exam next day.

-You became very suspicious every time you are in the docks.

-You frequently visit the goverment district(town hall) and look for a gnome named Jan Jansen.

-You open the yellow pages and search for the Copper Coronet.

-You ask everyone for a place called Trademeet when you're in the countryside.

-And last, you definitive play too much BG2 when you dream about it(like I was doing another night

Best topic ever...

--->next time youre going eating chinese food you ask the kitchen people, if they sell any good katanas or wakizashis

--->you are trying to cast time stop during an exam in order to look quick in the book you have hidden, without that somebody notices something

--->you are searching for traps before opening any desks or chests

--->you're asking any nice girl, if she wants to come in your party, in order to have later a romance

--->you get mad cause no shop you know has nice armors and shields

--->you mix up different medicaments into a bottle in order to use it when need as healing potion

--->youre going to the town hall trying to buy a licence for casting magic

you leave the lights in the house on 24 / 7 because you believe that your shadow will attack you.

you tell your PE teacher that you cannot wear protective gear because its against your class and alignment.

you will not take any paracetamol or aspirin except with cure light, medium, serious and critical wounds.

you decide to cast resist fear on your cat since it is being tortured by the dog next door.

you never leave anywhere without waiting for another person since you think that you are constantly getting voices saying - you must gather your party before venturing forth.

you come empty handed into art lessons and say that you are going to conjour a pit fiend for your project. later you find that it has eaten everyone except your teacher who was a lawful good person (similar to paladin)

you cast simulcrum everyday and tell it to go to school instead of you. they will never know the difference - then you get it to do all the homework and the chores whilst you relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax - YEAHHHHHHH!! That's my favourite one!!

When on Valentine's Day you look at Cupid and think "What, is that an Arrow of Charm?"

You insist on pickpocketing everybody you meet.

Throw away all your keys since you can pick locks so well.

Spend your days off in graveyards, stabbing all the recently deceased with stakes, just to make sure...

Scream out during Sunday service that Bhaal is the only god worth worshipping and sacrifice a few parishioners to make your point

Examine every paving stone as you walk down the street, checking for traps.

Barge into strangers houses and rifle through there drawers!

Carry around molotov cocktails as improvised fire balls, just in case...

You look in the mirror and attack the reflection thinking that the ashen, hollow eyed creature staring back is a zombie

You try and stand only to find your legs have fused at the knee through inactivity

...you walk into a bar and slap the biggest guy around forgetting that you really don't have 126 HP and the ability to carry around 320 pounds which would make you REAAALLLY strong and the guy isn't a troll looking to die and then you wish you really could cast invisibility because you are about to get squishedddddddd.......

When you hit the "Mute" button on your remote and think to yourself "I have just cast silence"!