What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside?

An Oomphaz in a plastic baggie.

(Seriously, I did not make up any of the Oomphaz jokes. They really were in an Elephant Joke Book. It is quite possible the book scarred me for life and that is why I am like this.)

Mark

I am still waiting to hear the answer to
"what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?"

; )
Moni

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit?


Mark

I dunno, skywalker . . . but have you seen the pixie anywhere?

Saz - what DOES a nymph say when you blow in her ear?

Green sneakers . . . hide in the grass . . . LOL!

What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him? Squeak!

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit? Anywhere he wants to!

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?

Mark

oops sorry Moni

what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?
; )

Rattan!

rattan basket? get it? nyuk nyuk nyuk

LOL Adam! Thanks for posting that!
It was funny!
(Note I have not contributed one joke or answer....Brain took a vacation after it realized it is now 39 years old. I hope it comes back soon!!!)

Moni:
Just a few words of comfort.

I will always be 1 year older than you, and I'm going to stay young no matter how old I get. So if I stay young, you can always be 1 year younger than me. Simple isn't it?

Besides, I'll have to get a lot older before I can retire, and I'm sick of working for a living. It's either not age and work or get older and not work. I think I'll take the second of the choices.

Mark

Mark,
So no matter how old I get I'll never be as old as you?
And since you are staying young that means that I will always be one year younger?!
Great news! Thank you!

"Here brain! Brain! C'mere brain"
(making kissing noises)
"Brain! C'mere brain! I have some great news for ya!"
(looking under the desk)
"Brain! Oh BRAIN!"
"Brain?"


Thanks again, Mark, you are a true sweety!

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?
Time to get a new trolley!!

How do you spell hungry horse in 4 letters?