Adventure. Comraderie. The stuff of Legends.

Another Duke Nukem one , from an older game.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but i'm all outa gum"

Anything from Morte (PS). Especially the insults he exchanges with Annah.

"Look, a market! Lets sell Jaheira!" - Hear'Dalis in Baldurs Gate II.

"Join the army they said"
"See the world they said"
"I'd rather be sailing"

"Stop bothering me"
"Don't you have a kingdom to run?"

-Human soldier from Warcraft II

"You are my inspiration for birth control"

- Duke Nukem in DN3D

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From Vice City, when Lance and Tommy are disguised as Policemen:

Tommy: "Remember, smile at the other cops.".
Lance: "Hey there Officer... errr... nice... badge? Nice Badge!"
Tommy: *under his breath* "Real smooth Lance, real smooth..."

ROFLMAO! I played the game with Haer'Dalis, but that one I never heard! It's hilariou! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

The Baldur's Gate series is full of brilliant quotes [img]smile.gif[/img]

Korgan to Mazzy in BG2:

"There be something long, hard and low to the ground that you be free to touch and fondle, lass....no need to look like that it was me axe I was referring to!"
:D

There're loads more but can't think right now :(

I like some Academy ones myself:

"I sense a disturbance in the force..." - Luke Skywalker
"You always sense a disturbance in the force." - Kyle Katarn.

"...The symbol we analysed came from a 5000 year old Sith Lord called Ragnos." - Luke Skywalker
"5000 years! Are you serious!? Oh, of course you are." - Kyle Katarn

:D

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
-Guybrush Threepwood.

Most the Monkey Island games had lots of quotable stuff.

ROFLMAO! I played the game with Haer'Dalis, but that one I never heard! It's hilariou! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

The Baldur's Gate series is full of brilliant quotes [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Take them both to Wakeens promonade and you get one of the funniest conversations in the game.
Also;

"If I want your attention, I'll pull your collar or blow a dog whistle"
-Viconia to Jaheira

"Be carefull Jansen, you've made a dangerous enemy today"
"Who is the dangerous enemy?"
"Thats me, you fool. Lets go!"
-Trax to Jan

From GTA: Vice City.

Tommy Vercetti: You know Ken, this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. I mean you are a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief; and I am a convicted, psychopathic, murdering drug-dealer.