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Donut 09-17-2001 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by tunoD:
Donut, I'm tired of you coming on this board trying to be funny, you English just ain't funny. What's so damn funny about Monty Python & Fawlty Towers. 'Ministry of Silly Walks' NOT FUNNY, 'don't mention the war' NOT FUNNY.

In a nation of NOT FUNNY people you must rank as one of the NOT FUNNIEST. 'Am I in the right line for retards' NOT FUNNY.

You are an old, overweight NOT FUNNY man who supports an overrated football team.

So what do you think of that?


I don't think this is funny. I'm not old.

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Lifetime 09-17-2001 05:56 AM

Happy Escape you say..

There's a track in the Romeo+Juliet instrumental CD that just oozes with style and slick-ness..
Such bliss to lie back and listen to that kinda stuff and do nothing.. that one track alone is better than most of the action-game music I've ever heard, with possibly Rouge Spear on par..

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Donut 09-17-2001 06:14 AM

Okay - here's my attempt to lighten the mood in this thread.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Answer - you can't wash your hands in a buffalo. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

This joke doesn't really work unless you say it in a London accent. I'll try again a bit less ethnocentrically.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Answer - Bing sings but Walt disney. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Shit, that one has to be said in a Scots accent. I'm beginning to think that tunoD is right. I'm just NOT FUNNY.

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Melusorick! 09-17-2001 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by Donut:



Shit, that one has to be said in a Scots accent. I'm beginning to think that tunoD is right. I'm just NOT FUNNY.



Awwwwwwwwwwww yes you are! Silly pastry!!!

BOO YAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *we hit Donut on the scone* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

(and no, you don't get a second cake - this was legitmiate use of Melusorick http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif)


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DragonMage 09-17-2001 08:52 AM

OK, if Donut can be really silly then...

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif

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Donut 09-17-2001 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by DragonMage:
OK, if Donut can be really silly then...

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif


Is that an African or a European dill pickle. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

BTW - a small english lesson. In Britain the dill pickle is known as a gherkin, but if you buy it in a fish & chip shop it is a wally. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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DragonMage 09-17-2001 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by Donut:
Is that an African or a European dill pickle. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Uh, I don't know that. *AAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

PS - Hey! I just bumped up from 'stupid' to 'mildly dumb' because I just got the picture to work in my sig!!! COOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif *does happy dance*

Edit: Still having trouble with nibbles, though. Sometimes he works, sometimes not.
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domingo 09-17-2001 11:45 AM

Hey guys I'm back .... how about a song ..... I can see clearly now the rain is gone bumbumbum I can see all obsticals in my way ....... *domingo dances around till he notices everyone is staring and quickly stumbles back to his seat*
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Cloudbringer 09-17-2001 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by domingo:
gotta love regae its so relaxing http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/DJsmile.gif
Too right! Most of it, anyway! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
But I like Celtic/modern for that too and nothing beats a classic baroque piece!

Cloudy

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domingo 09-17-2001 12:04 PM

My thoughts exactly cloudy ... those are all great .... I actually made a cd once with a mix of all of those (anything relaxing) it was great http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


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