"Touch my beer, golden-boy, and I'll have you thrown into a lake before you can say RUST!"
"Don't you talk to my sword like that!"
"Why not? He steals beers!"
"That's hardly worth a threat like that, thief!"
"O, personal names, now, is it, mr. so-called Paladin?"
"RIGHT!"
Tancred stomps out of the bar. Malvolio bows to the assembled company.
"Excuse me, folks. Me and the milksop are just going to settle a few things. Bartender, have an ice-cold Bud ready..."
The black-clad swashbuckler leaves as well, collecting his swords as he does so.

Tancred

Some guy with Lilarcor comes in.

"hey, can we kill that bartender over there, I haven't killed a thing in a week." says lilarcor
"shuudap, no bloodshed, we will kill the next guy that leaves, k?"says a human
"alright, human. BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST CLEAN ME!?!"says lilarcor


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Coffee anyone?

Angel finishes her Evermeet ale and gets up and leaves the bar

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With a sudden thud the door of the Tavern flies open and standing in the doorway is a mountain of a creature, his large white fangs glistening in the brightness of the moon outside. The blackness of his eyes could penetrate the purest of souls, his leathery wing's suddenly outstreatch as he shakes the excess water obtained from the storm ouside, the Tavern falls silent, and the Bartender reaches for his stake while patrons clutch their loved ones. Then with a shrilling clearing of the throat the Vampire strides across the room and up to the bar towards the terrified tender and says " Can I please have a dry white wine with a slice of lemon, terrible weather outside don't you think".

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Time is only relevant if you have none !

Reveling in his immortality in this thread caleb the monk goes up to every patron and delivers a stunning fist to all of their groins.

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Caleb you forgot that you were held in place by the bartender

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then Killer comes back and back him stands neeber can sokme whone get this guy he folled me when i travveld some prime material plane bartender!

then killer says obut the kill rule(no one can die RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PAAAAAAARRTYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY

Killer what the hell did you just say? You sound like those guys in the asylum.

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death is the way of life Killer