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Senior Frog 08-06-2003 01:49 PM

I'll be sending some your way soon DS.
Just as soon as I get done feeding their arrows back to them.
Don't worry, I'm not sticking important parts (even for kobalds)
so they'll still wiggle when you introduce them to your version
of the sun. :D

Dragonshadow 08-06-2003 01:54 PM

Woe is us, this thread has died,
has gone to bed,
Like I wish the SUN WOULD!!!!
Are we going to satrt no. 3 or what?
Cheers for the kobbies Mr. Frog.

The Lilarcor 08-06-2003 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
BTW, do kobolds boil if left in the sun? if so, Senior Frog, send them all over here.
DS [/QB]
They can't boil, because they would have to be in water which I'm pretty sure you could and will provide, but they probably could bake... especially if you get enough material to buy a large magnifying glass to burst them into flames like tiny ants.

Dragonshadow 08-07-2003 07:26 AM

Fine, I'll bake them then.
The water'll evaporate.

Sythe 08-14-2003 01:22 AM

Seinor Frog and Dragonshadow do you both really mean to do these things on these kobolds?

If so then can you answer this question?

What makes you diffrent from demons of torturing their prisoners.

InsaneBane 08-14-2003 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Fine, I'll bake them then.
The water'll evaporate.

As I wrote earlier in anothere tread:

Quote:

I will recommend roasted Kobold with garlic and chili

- tastes almost like chicken
[img]graemlins/greenbounce.gif[/img]
Insane

Senior Frog 08-14-2003 09:45 AM

First off, who said anything about torture?

Having your head taken off isn't a slow way to go.

Secondly, as I mentioned earlier, ONLY those who attack or
are inherently evil will be piked. Those who choose to walk
away are free to do so.

As for DS's eating habits, since I've already piked them,
I fail to see how it's any different than roasting a rabbit. :D

The Lilarcor 08-14-2003 02:29 PM

So even if they don't attack, but were raised evily, you'll still kill them, even if they have no plans for conquest and won't bother you at all? Wouldn't it be better to kill their parents for raising their kid in an evil way than kill just because they are of a particular alignment?

TheVulcanAndroid 08-14-2003 02:57 PM

Evil is as evil does. :\

Besides, what evil person, knowing they are evil, doesn't do something evil? I believe the same could apply to kobolds. Imagine a paladin *not* going out into the world to smite evil. It's just not.....paladin like.

Dragonshadow 08-15-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:


What makes you diffrent from demons of torturing their prisoners.

We do it wuth STYLE, dude! Style and a baking tray. :D besides, we only do that to evil ones.
[img]graemlins/offtopic.gif[/img] hasn't this tread gone on a bit? We are still no nearewr the truth: is Elvis really dead? Eeh, sorry, wrong thread. I mean, are kobold hugable or not?


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