Zeus. Can't argue with the lightning bolts.

Why so many Egyptian/Greek/Roman gods?

Something for everyone.

Since they were so cool, why did they all die out?

[ 04-17-2005, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: shamrock_uk ]

They're not dead, just incapacitated.

What's the difference?

Incapacitated is still alive.

Maybe they're Zombies?

Maybe not.

By the way, since Zombies are dead and their bodies have no need for nutrition, how come they have these cravings for brain?

because it's cheese-tastic

how am i relating everything to cheese?

because your an ickle mousy.

would that make me a cat?

Not really no.

Would you want to be?

No way. Bionic mutant otters are far superior to cats. Be a bionic mutant otter.

Wouldn't it be cool to have cat/otter-like whiskers?

No, definitely not. I don't think the opposite sex would like that very much.

What time is it?

3 44 pm. And I'm still at school.
Have you even seen a frog drown?

No.

Has anyone else?

Yes, it's rather sad and takes a long time.

Do newts have fur?

I'm sure Newt Gingrich does.

By the way, what did moths fly into before lightbulbs were invented... are there some moths on their way to the sun right now going, "Come on guys it's going to be worth it"?

mm.. they went for fires! and i'll be there's some saying that...i'd be saying that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

can you fly?

Tried it once--have a facial scar and a fake tooth for my efforts. So...no.

What if new teeth grew in our mouths, continuously like for sharks?

Well, we probably wouldn't brush our teeth much.

Would that destroy the dental hygene market?

No they would find some other way to get your money.
"Extra teeth removal cream now on sale"

Why won't my friend answer me on MSN?

because he hates you

why does he hate you?

Might have something to do with the incident when I crashed his car... into his house... and he was caught between... But that was 2 weeks ago, I'm sure he has forgiven me.

Shouldn't he have by now?

Probably not. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why should he?

Because that's a blue hat he's wearing.

Do you own a dyslexic caterpillar from Micronesia?

Yes, I call him Dave.

Do stones burn if you get them hot enough?

Sure, I betcha you have been to a swimming pool during the summer period.. :rolleyes:

Is there something hidden under my bed?

Yes, of course. It's me. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why am I hiding under your bed?

[ 04-19-2005, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Because you're practicing belly-flops.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

It was you!

Why did he do it?

Because he is an out of work cartoon caracther no one cares about anymore... he was just bored


Who will be the next pope?

Juan Baptista.

Did anyone else notice that Link is cheating?

He is, I didn't notice.

How?

Because I switch subjects instead of continuing [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Is that the right answer?

Verily and forsooth.

Does that actually mean something?

In my honest opinion, no :D

Is honesty overrated?

yes it is.

why don't you stop cheating and wait for 3 people to post before you post again Link?

You know he can't answer that with out entering some cruel paradox that will probably send him on a spiral to hell... you evil man [img]smile.gif[/img]
But I guess he is short on posts...


How would you get a elephant into a volkswagen?

Remove the roof.

How are you going to drive it?

Placing your foot on the gas pedal, dummy :rolleyes:

Why do we have the rule to wait for 3 people anyways?

So there's at least the pretence that this is not spamming

Is spam realy that bad?

Yes, yes it is

Ever tasted Spam the food? Someone said it stood for Stuff Posing As Meat

Yes I have, and it's not bad grilled.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?