<h2>SOUTHPARK DID IT!</h2>
The cafe is starting to sound like a Southpark episode now. It seems Magik and I are the only ones who don't know we are fighting.

WHO WILL BE THE COC CHAMPION?

Will it be the crusty ol curmudgeon or the crazy ol curmudgeon? Our embedded reporters will let you know!

*Kat, if you can hear me, I'm at the camp of the challenger antryg. He has been informed of the fight. I saw it clearly. There was a gleam in his eye when he spoke those fateful words. "Oh boy! I get to be Butters!" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

im afraid id kick all of your alls rear ends lol except kat she scres even me. lol meant that nicely luv

<font color=ff6600>Goodnite you guys. Dont have to much fun. I think I'll leave a couple elite gibbies to watch over you guys. Its gettin a bit roudy I think. ;)
I'm off to start my week at work. I have some drunks to drive home. :D See you in the morn' </font> [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Kat dear

We try to maintain an image that you are a sweet, innocent [img]graemlins/angelwings.gif[/img] ....

Yet you try so hard to shatter it! :rolleyes:

LOL, NightStalker. Our little angel is growing up and experimenting with the tartish side of life. :D :D :D In a way, it's cute.

Here, Kaltia, I'll save you the trouble: [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

I will be cursed with daughters should I ever decide to grow up and have kids. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I think I will become blissfully ignorant and feebleminded when she (they) turn 11!

Might be hard holding an engineering job at that point though - management or politics then!

I've tried to tell her to stay innocent, but you can see the success that I have had. Now when she starts in on whips I just leave.

Plus, the proclivity for drug use indicated in her sig is a bit... advanced for her age, one would think. You're 15 Kaltia? Can't you at least wait till college (uni) to experiment with drugs as harsh as acid? It is certainly one of the most powerful ingestible chemicals known to man.

Or so the Jimi Hendrix Genie in my whip cream dispenser told me. ;)

Okay, let's be fair: there was no cream in the dispenser to whip, just capsule after capsule of NO2. But, Genies do not lie - not if you can understand their planar language. :D :D :D

ROTFLLAO Att!! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Oh! And Timber! Brandish the <font color="deeppink">Willow Stick</font> on me huh?!? [img]graemlins/1pokeme.gif[/img]

Actually, NS, I was brandishing it against myself for the untoward comments I made - a preemptive sadomasochistic strike to prevent her getting any joy from a Whackya.

But, since you *did* poke me: [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] :D :D :D :D

Good night, all. [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] 10 p.m. and I finally am finished at work. Another 14 hour day. And, the worst part is I really need a run but my gym closes in 2 minutes. Oh, well. See you vunderful people tomorrow - bright and early. [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img]

Good morniong, all. A beautiful morning, and it didn't freeze, thank the Lord. 36 here and warming, with a clear, blue sky. Hope everyone slept well.

<font color="#ffccff">Well good morning everyone. Seems my embedded reporter forgot to tell me to show up for the fight with <s>butters</s>..errr Antryg [img]smile.gif[/img] And while I do resemble Eric in manner and form, If confronted I would echo his imortal words...."Screw you guys, I'm going home." finger point and all....

hmmm I seem to be the first in here today. </font>

<font color="#ffccff">OOps, seems like while I was cogitating my reply to <s>Butters</s>...Antryg :D Attalus snucked in behind me and had first post of the morning ;) </font>

Hello people!
*smacks TL, NS, Antryg, and Attalus*
Good bye people!

<font color="#ffccff">What? No smack for me? What did I do right? ;) </font>

<font color=ff6600> *smacks Magik* Mornin all! [img]smile.gif[/img] Hows life? </font>

*smacks Uncle M*
Sorry hon, I forgot all about ya! You did nothing right, don't worry :D :D :D
[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] for Dizzy [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Good morning all. Even though I stayed up wondering the Blood War halls of Watcher's Keep until 2 a.m., I'm simply not that tired. What'd *I* do right??? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

*OW* *Glare* * I see how its going to be luv lol. I will just run far far away then lol. Morning Kat. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*sets her sig on Dizzy*
[img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh come now lets um make love not war... non sexual love of course lol. but if its war you want...... who better to fight than me a soldier muahahah. ;)

[ 04-09-2003, 11:14 AM: Message edited by: dizzy ]

Why oh why are there always people who try to wreck a good thing? Some guy at my athletics training club got caught on steroids. Now all competetion runners are having to have our lockers raided :( I thought I got past all this when I left school...

Hey guys, how are ya? [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Horatio don't be so suprised, steroids is still a prretty big problem in sports today, slowly but surely the problem seems to be growing smaller. You just keep running the way God made ya dude :D

I see Dizzy has returned to our ranks once again, hello there! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Heidy-ho, Heidy-hey
Look out world
I'm feeling crazy today.

<h2>I GET A DAY OFF TODAY</h2>
I'm not going to pay bills. I'm not going to do laundry. I 'taint going to go grocery shopping.

Horatio, look at me! I'm running so fast that my hair is on fire. I don't use steroids either. Sorry about the problem.

Afternoon, all. Boy, I hope my cable news addiction gets better. I have just been mesmerized by it all day long. The girls at my office brought a small TV to workand were doing running commentary between patients. Kat, ya missed me!

Hello all again, I'm doing my last GCSE coursework right now. Bilogy in case you're wondering. Jeeze am I tired.

On another note I won my big rowing race last weekend [img]smile.gif[/img] Unfortunately even with the points I obtained from that win, I still don't have enough points to attend the world championships...bah >_< :D

Congratulations, Sigmar. Hope everybody is doing well this evening.

Bye all. [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] I'm soooo tired from working round-th-clock lately. Rather than banging my head on the desk, these days it's just laying there drooling. [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] Be well, all.

OK, I can't resist ....

Do you get two separate charge codes?!?
<ul>[*]Feet-on-desk time[*]Head-drooling-on-desk time[/list] :D :D :D :D :D

Are these considdered "productive" or "non-productive" hours? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Could I get just one of them? :D

[ 04-09-2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

G'night, Timber. I'm not even gonna tease ya, 'cause I think you have been working harder than I. Pleasant dreams, and may you find a fifth of Laphroaig on your doorstep.

<font color="#ffccff">Good mornign all, thought I would open up the cafe for those who don't mind self serve [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=ff6600> [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Mornin Magik... </font>

What the ...? My post disappeared. Good morning, MagiK and Lord K. Watch amy TV last night? We have a beautiful morning, here.

Horatio...want...Easter...eggs... :drool1:

[ 04-10-2003, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

Good morning all. My bosses have me completely reworking a Motion. It was due yesterday. I gave them my draft 2 weeks ago and they told me there would be little changes. Day before it was due, they started turning its guts inside and out. :( :( I hate it when they do that.

And, forgive me for being a stickler, but now we're filing it late. Sure, plaintiff agreed to let us. But, I prefer to not ask favors of the other side. :( :(

And... my computer died again. :(

So, how's everyone else these days?

<font color="#ffccff">LOL TL, still glad you made the move? What a week you are having. Aside from cold wet weather here everything is just peachy but I am waaaaay too bored at work since all my projects are on hold waiting for the Storage Area Network Team to get its butt in gear and get me the space I need....*sigh* so here I sit web surfing :D </font>

Afternoon, all. Continues bright and pretty, here. Timber, sorry you're having a bad week. Know how you feel, <font color=pink>Galadria's</font> mother has apparently had another stroke. :(

Awwww....my best wishes are with her :(
I'm still of school, but now I have to go in tomorrow on a teacher's training day to deal with f***ing IT cwk.

Attalus, a good example of the rule that if you could know other people's problems, you'd choose to keep your own. :( Best wishes to Galadria, and to her mother.

Uncle hit us hard this April, CPU gone - looks like it's going on a trip to Sony's San Diego base, and work is.... well, work [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] As a side note, you know things are rough when your bosses tell you to go home and get some sleep. :( Plus, there's one other looming problem in my life right now.. But, it's one of those "I'll never tell anyone if I can help it" sort of problems. :(