Apply the same idea to Johnny with smacking... ;)

I'm gonna copyright it, ill make millions, tcha tching.
now just to get in touch with that nice mr. Huhhus
<s>Felix</s>

Oh hiya!

"Here's something old!"

*slams a mummy courpse on the table*

*adds in the new "End Of Evangelon" DVD*

"Something new..."

*puts dragon heart on table*

"Here's something borrowed..."

Hmm... *grabs cal around his kneck*
*Strangles him until he starts turning colors*

"and something blue!" *lets him go*

ROTFL! Felix that's hysterically funny and rather inventive! :D

Lioness, just mention Kentucky Fried Chicken to dear Romelet ;) *cackle, guffaw, blink*

Hmmm... do we have enough barbecue sauce? *goes off to search the cupboards*

back later gang, gotta go see my honey! :D

if you put some troll blood into barbecue sauce does it still taste nice?
come on telemarketing
<s>Felix</s>

Kentucky Friend Chicken, romey? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] Maybe I don't want to know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

;)

You don't, I assure you. ;)

LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

*tries to look up spells for making people think they're fowls* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Don't... please... not again... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Been in bed the last few hours so I guess I missed out on a couple things. ;) (Hey, don't blame me, it's nighttime in Singapore here when it's daytime in the States!)

Gee, not often that a gal at IW runs to you like that... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Hugs Lioness in his muscular arms [img]tongue.gif[/img] * There, there, love, don't cry... [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img]

*Turns to Romey and pulls a long scowl* Hey, how could you be soooo insensitive to gals' feelings?? :mad: :D

That's it, Lioness! [img]smile.gif[/img] Just cluck at him a few times, he'll run right onto the grill ;) :D <H2> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!</H2>

StormQueen and looking for more bbq sauce...oh Jeromelet.....extra crispy sounds good ;) BWAHAHAHAHHAA

<font color="silver">**Looks around and takes everything in**

**starts to grin and chuckle**

Ahem.
Sorry Calaethis. **schools face to normal**

**Burts into laughter** [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Yeah, I'll be the best man. [img]smile.gif[/img] Calthy, cheer up! Its your wedding day for gods sake! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But first here are you gifts. For Calthy, a piece of paper, and a pen. (for your will [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and a improved haste spell. (That way you MAY be able to get away. [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

For Kaltia: various tourture devices. Sorry I couldn't think of anything else. :\

Have fun you two! [img]smile.gif[/img] **Calaethis wimpers in the corner**
</font>

I give the couple a case of my best beer it`s hard to give it away but but you dont get married every day so i can do that! [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] hehe!

Hey, she stole my rattle. :( ;)

Is anyone else disturbe by the big orange head next to their name? [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

I was a bit startled by the big orange head, honestly.

Awwww, Jerome, couldn't you just let little Lioness play a little with your precious rattle? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-08-2002, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: K T Ong ]

Hey, she stole my rattle. :( ;)

Is anyone else disturbe by the big orange head next to their name? [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]He's as shocked as you are mate :D

I wonder what the expression on Lioness' face will be when she sees the big orange head next to her own posts.

Probably as startled as the face of the orange head itself. :D

thank you, OH so much... I'm a ranger... I cant use haste spells... erm, *cough* lol, for a honeymoon... erm, (court death) *cough* lol, anyone know where me n kat can go hunt dragons? =P ...btw, I want to make a small amendment in the wedding vows =P "This wedding shalt not be consumated ever" =P hehe *evil grin* erm, I'd prefer some dragon slaying stuff sir m [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, oh, and some lessons... I specifically need help with "Shealthing the sword" move =P "Heron parting the rushes" or whatever and "silk"... uugh cant remember...

oh yeah, I want these songs to play while I'm walking down the isle... =P "Dance with jak'o the Shadows" seems approprait... and "Dancing the spears" you know "Lifes a dream, all dreams must end... " =P

[ 09-08-2002, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Yeh. *pouts* I onny wanned a play wiv it... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img]

*kicks romey when's KT's not looking* [img]tongue.gif[/img] Nasty ol' boy! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ouch. :(

s'my rattle. I want my rattle back. [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

And you have the cheek to call yourself a little angel... ;)

Calthy's here, Kaltia's here, so I now pronnounce you mand and wife. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There. It's all official now. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What the heck is an apophis? @_@
I'm back, dahlin's...oooh! TORTURE IMPLEMENTS! I WUV YA, SIR M! I bought a ring of silence for Calthy...his whining was getting on my nerves...

erm, no. I do not submit to this... not until Sir M and Cloudy are here. YOU are NOT officating Jerome.

Damn right, piss off Romey.
I still need someone to give me away. Hmmm....any elegible dads here?

Congratulations girl [img]smile.gif[/img]

I've brought you a charger for your taser, and a melon basket [img]smile.gif[/img]

The last of my supply, may you have a long and happy marriage.

Congratulations girl [img]smile.gif[/img]

I've brought you a charger for your taser, and a melon basket [img]smile.gif[/img]

The last of my supply, may you have a long and happy marriage.</font>[/QUOTE]Sigmar, you are so sweeeeeet! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] thank you [img]smile.gif[/img] *zaps Siggy with Taser* see? He knows what I like!

besides, there were no vows. it aint legit. [img]tongue.gif[/img] oh yeah, i decided on our honeymoon destination "dear" [img]tongue.gif[/img] The Blight... *winks at sir m* failing that... we'll go dragon hunting... (looks for a way to court death...)

[ 09-08-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Hmmm...it ain't legit, Romey, so stuff it.
CALTHY GET ON MSN RIGHT NOW!

Congratulations girl [img]smile.gif[/img]

I've brought you a charger for your taser, and a melon basket [img]smile.gif[/img]

The last of my supply, may you have a long and happy marriage.</font>[/QUOTE]Sigmar, you are so sweeeeeet! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] thank you [img]smile.gif[/img] *zaps Siggy with Taser* see? He knows what I like!</font>[/QUOTE]Aw shucks....

See the burn marks, it's letting off a higher voltage now. And it's renewable energy too, you're not damaging anything, except me of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

Once again congratulations [img]smile.gif[/img]

Siggy, dahlin', wuv ya ;)
Hope the burn mark heals.

And now that Calaethis and Kaltia are finally wed :D , where are you folks going for your honeymoon? Middle Earth? Tatooine? Never-never Land? :D

Oh, and before I forget one thing...

*Gives Jerome another rattle* There, you can have this one, now stop fretting over your old one!

*Pulls Lioness' and Jerome's hands together* Now, you two forget about the past and learn to loooove each other, okay? (Like Calaethis and Kaltia? [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

*Quickly runs away covering his head*

Damn right, piss off Romey.
I still need someone to give me away. Hmmm....any elegible dads here?</font>[/QUOTE]Well... I'm not THAT old... but I have a beard, will that do?

Alright, Tancy, better you than Downunda :D
I'm watching that sword very carefully. Tell it to watch itself or I'll dunk it in a hat-stand with a mouthy moon blade.
Calthy, sweetie...things can get worse ;)
And DO NOT EVER insult my soft toy collection again *looks enraged*
Sir M, I have decided an appropiate use of my time will be... [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Nessy, it had to be done :D
Am actually at school now, IT, period 2. not much time left. YUCK.
Calthy, enjoy college.

i have resurrected this thread so Nessy can use it before she goes for maths :D

Well, I guess if you need a genuine dad to give you away...

Thank you Atty-boy...tancred, you and the sword can be bouncers :D

well, addopt her then ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] duuuuur hehe. OH NO! I DONT WANT YOU AS A FATHER-IN-LAW!!! no offensce ;)

Hmph! How rude!
*cuddles Calthy*
Actually, Attalus is probably politer and better-behaved than my real father [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL, you'd better be good to her, sonny, or else you'll be getting accquainted with my gun collection. Now, this one is a double-barreled 10 gauge shotgun. Ever see what it does to a man - or elf's - liver and lights? Especially loaded with pennies instead of shot? MMM?

[ 09-13-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

rofl kat! *looks shocked* hehehe. ah well. ;)