You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"</font>[/QUOTE]*looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP!</font>[/QUOTE]"I wouldn't even NEED my steel to deal with such as YOU, Traitor Knight!" yells Tancred defiantly, still on a collision course with the inside of Choc's stomach.[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE].
Careful you don't give Choc indegestion...he's a pedigree...

<font color="silver">I will admit I had fun Whacky, thou are a worthy opponent. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

HOWEVER. I'm the one that is allied to your rebellion. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Me and the Great Army. [img]tongue.gif[/img] So, therefore, we shall not be able to engage in mortal combat agian. </font>

[quote]Originally posted by Tancred:

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane: looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP!

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"I wouldn't even NEED my steel to deal with such as YOU, Traitor Knight!" yells Tancred defiantly, still on a collision course with the inside of Choc's stomach.

I AM NO TRATIOR! MY FIRST DUTY IS TOWARDS THE ELVES! IN THAT I HAVE *NEVER* FAILED! ALL OTHER THINGS, SAVE ONE, DO NOT MATTER! BESIDES! IM A RANGER! NOT A KNIGHT! OH FOOLISH OF CREATURES! YOU WISH A DUAL! SO BE IT! DRIZZIT LOVER! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you're mother was a pig too!

Brave words from a man backed up by a rabid cat-like eating machine! EEk, back, kitty...

*smacks whaky over the head (again)* He really should have seen this comming... YOU WILL NOT INSULT SIR M! AND YOU WILL NOT INSULT THE LADY KALTIA! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! *proceeds to thrash whaky with a stick* [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img]

Like I said, give Choc indegestian and I'll nag you to death.

*HE'shash the barbarian walks out of an alley towards choc with a bag of catnip saying "here kitty kitty, aww aren't you a nice putty tat. wouldn't you rather this then that chewy old paladin?"*

[ 08-24-2002, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

*smacks whaky over the head (again)* He really should have seen this comming... YOU WILL NOT INSULT SIR M! AND YOU WILL NOT INSULT THE LADY KALTIA! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! *proceeds to thrash whaky with a stick* [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Can I join in? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

Ah well, Choc's buggered off. Now...Bruce...Where have you been? I suppose you've got a new girlfriend! (repeats until ear-drums explode)

Mistress Katlia *looks around sheepisly and scared* ...... er..oh.. em.... just out of question, what will happen if anyone hugs you.... backs away, out of the reach of Kaltia's whip*

Oh NO and alliance between GA and the rebellion, im doomed, better crank up some propaganda, uprisings and sow dissent among people, else there'd be no war at all !

Can I join in? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Of course "mother"; why not? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aagh... wait - I live! Flesh and blood and bone! I am ALIVE! Hahahahaaaa! Has anyone got any needle and thread? And could you pass me that leg? It's mine. Thank you... (ouchouchouch)

Oh there will...Jerome's tartan clad losers being the majority [img]tongue.gif[/img]

THIS is your leg? But it's green and furry!.
*isn't too sure about leg* wait a sec...you're an orc in disguise!

THIS is your leg? But it's green and furry!.
*isn't too sure about leg* wait a sec...you're an orc in disguise!</font>[/QUOTE]What the... yiiiiike!

THATS IT, i had enough of you guys, im starting my own army, the silent assasins, i'll get you for this Kaltia and CD, you'll pay with your lives, is this what i get for serving Kaltia without fear of death and respecting her, come on dizzy lets get her !! :D All those who are tired of Kaltia's torturing join the silent assasins, we'll get her and torture her, paladins, knights, mages, warlocks, undead, wampires all who have had enough of Kaltia's torturing are invited to join, see how she treats us, thanksless spoiled brat ! Take that kaltia *leaves angrily*
:D :D :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

New girlfriend? i had an old girlfriend? damn, missed that. i'll have to pay more attention to my life.

*whacks whacky* Behave yourself in Mistress Kaltia's presence. You are nothing more then a dog! BOW CREATURE! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lildrizzt.gif[/img] Now, once you have groveled in Lady Kaltia's presence, I'm sure she'll forgive you... eventually; maybe after...
[img]graemlins/jarswim.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/abduct.gif[/img]

"I think I'll just leave while everyone is busy..." (hophophop)
"You coward!" mutters the sword.
"No, not at all. It looks like my original plan might just work after all..."
"Lucky git."
"That's me..."

<font color="silver">Come now Wacky. We hold all the power. Two of the bigger groups in IW have joined. Stay with us. You gain all the benifits.

And should you leave, you will lose more than your life. [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] </font>

I cant die anymore, im immortal, see what you dont realize is that all the leaders of an army at IW are IMMORTAL, only their minions can die not them, so join me Sir M hand in hand we'll take over this place, im sure you've got tortured by Kaltia too, better you can be my second in command!!

*whacks whaky for emphasis*

And CD, go get whipped by your spoilt mistress dog ! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Insolent fool , you'll be the first to die when we take over IW!

Having made his escape for now, Tancred hophops his way to freedom. I feel some experience points coming on!

*looks enraged.* YOU DARE TO THREATEN KALTIA! BY BHAALS TAINTED BLOOD! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

*knocks Tancred over his head* Stop talking to yourself; you loony. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm looking forward to meeting you in combat whacky; insidently, "my mistress" as you put it; TOLD me to annoy you. [img]tongue.gif[/img] and she isnt spoiled. *sigh* beat a dog too much and it turns on you... still, you werent a very good dog. AnnoyingSir M like that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="silver">Whoa. Calaethis looks ANGRY. [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

**grabs popcorn** ;)

This should be fun to watch. :D :D

Whacky, sorry, but I have NOT been tortured by m'lady Kaltia. In fact she showed me great gratitude and honour. It would be wise to join with us. I don't want to fight one such as you agian. :( I would prefer it if we were friends.... of a sort. Maybe? no? awwww..... </font>

*Smacks CD*
Silly cant you see that you cant do anything, using my magical powers i've already invoked a huge army of dragons,behemoths, thunderbirds, golems, the drow have joined me (your little surface eleves are begging for mercy) and my necromantic powers have raised a huge army of undead, haha you'll die and so will kaltia!
*evil laugh HAHAHAH*

"Ow... please let me go... I'm too... erm... ________ to die (I'll fill in that blank later), I'm of no espionage or ransoming value, you'll gain no satisfaction from killing me..."
"YOu know," pipes up Tancred's sword, "When I was wielded long long ago Armies of Rebellion and Revolution used to crucify enemy spies upon their battle standards. Mind you, the crucificion didn't kill them - the hideous torture their mewling bodies had suffered was meant to be a warning of the cruel fate any who opposed the new regime would suffer. Turned my stomach - well, my metaphorical stomach - to see what they had done to this poor lad I saw once. What they did was -"
"Er - KARNAS..." stage-whispers an increasingly worried Tancred.

Looks at the pathetic face of CD, haha say what you want dog, you mean nothing to kaltia(except for a loyal dog), i'll take ya down anyday, pathetic creature, dont you understand im immortal, only LS, Neb and the leader of GA can touch me, not that it matters, since we are the overlords and rarely participate in the puny fightings of pathetic scoundrels like you ! One word more and i myself shall behead you!
*starts singing to himself*

<font color="silver">By all means Karnas, keep taking. :D [img]smile.gif[/img] ;)

You are giving me good ideas on what to do with enemies of the G.A. [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

They are good ideas because that means the person dosn't die. Just sits there in profound pain. :D Do you like the sound of that Tancred?

*grins evily*

hmmm... I wonder if I'm immortal. I never got into a situation to find out. But I can tell you what, the Supreme Commander is!!

All hail the Immortal Lord Supreme Commander!! :D :D </font>

[ 08-24-2002, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Sir Mandorallen ]

"Course," the sword continues, "You had to have a bloody big strong chap to lift that standard pole. I remember this guy - size of an ogre. BIG, he was. Eat you for breakfast. Literally. Without even a glass of orange juice - we're talking a real barbarian here."

TO CD :-
Elf have you no sense of honour, im slaying and slaughtering your brethern and they're begging for mercy, nothing as good as seeing an elf beg for his/her life, i dare you to save them if you can, I and felix shall crush you like a bug ! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ENOUGH! IN THE NAME OF LORD ZIROC; ALMIGHTY MODERATOR OF THIS HOLY FORUMN BEGONE FIEND! NEVER TO RETURN!
SIR M; GIMME A HAND HERE!

[quote]Originally posted by Tancred:

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]"Course," the sword continues, "You had to have a bloody big strong chap to lift that standard pole. I remember this guy - size of an ogre. BIG, he was. Eat you for breakfast. Literally. Without even a glass of orange juice - we're talking a real barbarian here."

Tencred; silence thyself; no-one here will harm thee. Indeed, thou ist to be mine honoured guest; for the whims of Lady Kaltia are not to be trifiled with; thoust ist free;

"Karnas?"
"Hmm?"
"There's... only... one... way... out... of... here..."
"Ooo! How?"
"We have to do the unthinkable."
"Heh!"
"The impossible!"
"Cool..."
"The amazingly incredible!"
"Wow... what?"
"We have to... stop posting in this thread! Are you ready?"
"YES!"
"One - Two - Three - NOT POST!"

As if by magic, Tancred fades into nothingness before the eyes of the Rebels... but as to his eventual destination, none can say.

"Damn! I was freed anyway. Well, it LOOKED impressive!"

geeeeeez, whats up with him? I said he could go [img]tongue.gif[/img]