ROFLMAO, this stuff is good as usual.
If you still need someone for the Legolas part, I'll be available for it.

I will put my shadowy self up for the Lord of the Nazgul :D . Failing that, something icky :D

[ 08-05-2002, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Lord Shield ]

Oooh! Put me in somewhere, anywhere please?!?!

THIS WAS BRILLIANT! Graet casting, by the way...I fell of my chair laughing and my mum thinks I'm even sadder than she is now....ROFLMAO

*tugs at Dreamer's pants*
Hey Mr Dreamer, can I be Tom Bombadill? Pretty please? I'll be really nice if I get the part! I promise I'll wash your clothes for you forever! And if I don't get to be Tom Bombadill, I'll scream..

(Really great story Dreamer [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I enjoy them immensly [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Good on you Velkyn. [img]smile.gif[/img] Very entertaining. [img]smile.gif[/img] Cheers bro.

Thanks for the many positive comments guys:
Mirac; I'm afraid I just gave the Legolas part to Calaethis.
LS; Plenty of Nazgul to go around ;) They seem to be in demand.
SomeGuy: The part of Frodo is still open, but didn't you already have a part in this movie?
Kaltia: Any specific part you'd like?
Sir Regin: I might cut out some scenes to shorten the movie a bit. But if ol' Tom is in, you'll get the part.

[ 08-06-2002, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Ooh, anything. Preferably female ;)

Oh yea.Never mind I don't want to be Frodo.He's short and likess mushrooms. :D

I would like to be Frodo. :D

One note: Velkyn / Dreamer128 once again has problems accessing Ironworks at the moment. I have no idea how long it will take him this time to get back on it, maybe it's only a day (let's *hope* it's only a day ;) ). But be forewarned that he can't be around at this very moment and possibly won't be able to read any remarks made that require his immediate attention. :(

Plenty of NazgulTron? CheerfulTron [img]tongue.gif[/img] Any chance I can be oneTron as wellTron in that caseTron? If there's no RaBid Fruit TreesTron that you'd feel like insertingTron [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-07-2002, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Encard ]

...big, bouncing baby BUMP!

<font color="gold">Good job bumping it up, Kaltia.
Now, is Aragorn taken? I was in the battle for the role for some time ago, IIRC, but I'm not sure if somebody got it at all.
If Aragorn is taken, perhaps I could be Eomer?</font>

I could be Arwen or Eowyn, which ever nobody wants. I'm not exactly elven standards though ;)

The lack of pointy ears being one.

However, I have wish to enrage lioness, so I'll go for whichever one she doesn't want *checks to see if she has emergency lion food...you never know when she'll pop up... ;) *

<font color = aqua> Dreamer this was my first read through. Started from your first post and read all the way through. Fantastic job! Good use of character casting. I think this is by far my favorite post on IW. (Well with the exception of LS's poke thread. lol) Thanks for the great read. Keep the creative juices flowing. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] </font>

*evil grin* Good idea. ;) Eowyn is mine!!! :D

The Ironworks year is 0 ADT. (0 after downtime)
And even though most of the hobbits at the very last page of the general discussion, are either off-line or posting somewhere else.. there is still one of them that notices the old cart that makes its way through the thread.

Deiter: *Jumps in the cart. Ziroc! You are late.
Ziroc: Now, now my boy. I'm an admin, and admins are never late. Nore are they early, they arrive exacly when they are meant too.
Deiter: Then how come it always took you such a long time to root out all those trolls?
Ziroc: Uh...uh... well, now is..uh... not the best time to discuss that. I am after all, on my holiday.
Deiter: Yes, uncle Dizzy has really been looking forward to your visit.
Ziroc: Ah yes, how is the old coot.. I mean, my dear friend?
Deiter: Well, with his 5000' post drawing near he is getting more and more excited. There has never been a hobbit that posted quite as much as him.
Ziroc: Yes, yes, most unnatural for an inactive. I really should look into that on occasion.

*The two are silent for a few minutes. Until they reach the house of the old Dizzy Leafblade.

Deiter: I'll be going now Ziroc. I'll see you at the party tonight.
Ziroc: *Knocks on the door.
Dizzy: [from the inside]: No, no, NO! No more distant relatives! No more chat friends!
Ziroc: And how about old friends?
Dizzy: [opens the door]: Ziroc? Ziroc! It is you!
Ziroc: Indeed it is old friend. It has been a long time.
Dizzy: Far too long. Please come in. I didn't really expect you, so I don't have much to eat. Just some cold spam, and a good bottle of wine.
Ziroc: Got a beer? Uh... just a cup of tea, thank you.
Dizzy: Just tea? Are you sure?
Ziroc: Quite sure, thank you. So, I see you are packing.
Dizzy: Yes, yes. I am leaving this thread tonight. Going to look for a quite spot to finish my own post.
Ziroc: How about the house?
Dizzy: Oh, I'm leaving everything to Deiter. He is a good boy.
Ziroc: Yes he is. So, will you leave your old ring to him as well?
Dizzy: What? My old operation system? Of course. I have had it long enough I guess. I'll just buy a new one. Not windows of course, maybe Linux.
Ziroc: Good, good. Well, lets not wait any longer. The rest of the hobbits have already set up everything. And I have a little suprise in my cart.
Dizzy: yes, well, lets go.
Ziroc: *Opens the door. Hey everyone! Dizzy's coming out, so you'd better get the party started.

*And so, half an hour later.

Deiter: Hey Regin! Everyone is having a good time. Why don't you ask Lady Blue to dance. You know you want to...
Regin: I don't think so master Deiter. Methinks I'll just have another ale.
Deiter: C'mon mate, I'm sure she likes you just as much as you like her... *pushes Regin into her arms.
Blue: Hey, look guys! Its Regin. Whats a geek like you doing out here on the dancefloor? Hehehe. Got lost? *Pushes him back to Deither.
Blue: Isn't there a real man around here?
Mojo: Look Deiter! Old man Sazerac is trying to get his wheelchair to the dancefloor!
Deither: Oh no! Saz! Watch out for that...
Mojo:... aperture.
Deither: Damn. That has got to hurt.
Mojo: Yeah. He might even be dead. Want to go get another ale?
Deither: Sure.
Mojo: Wait! Ziroc is launching fireworks!

Meanwhile, at Zirocs cart

Kaz: C'mon, hurry up!
Encard: Relax, which one?
Kaz: The largest!
Encard: shouldn't we just wait 'till Ziroc launches it?
Kaz: Nah, I want to see it now.
Encard: Fine, here..catch! *Throws her the piece of firework.
Encard: Now what?
Kaz: Hurry! Inside this tent before someone catches us.

*The two hobbits quickly take cover in the nearest tent.
Kaz: Great! Now let me light it.
Encard: Don't we have to put it into the ground first?
Kaz: Uh...
Encard: And do this outside?!
Kaz: Uh..this is all your fau...
http://www.usask.ca/pubrel/events/90.../fireworks.gif
Kaz: ..*cough.. that was great...
Encard: Lets..*cough...do it again.
Ziroc: Grrr. who the h.. who used my A.O.A.W as mere fireworks?
Kaz: A.O.A.W?
Ziroc: Anti-Orc-Advanced-Warhead. Kept it around just in case. Had some very special features to uttily destroy the enemy.
Encard: I take it it wasn't very cheap?
Ziroc *Shakes his head.
Kaz: Uh oh.

Meanwhile, back at the party.
Deiter: Whoa, those fireworks were great!
Mojo: Yeah. Whats that white snow falling down?
Deiter: Humph.. I feel rather funny.
Mojo: Look...Dizzy is about to hold his speech!

[To be continued]

[ 08-21-2002, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

heh heh... [img]smile.gif[/img]
Keep on going, velk!

I will ;)

What do you mean, to be continued? Are you making us wait for the rest again? Darn ;)

Wonderful job, as always [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

rofl... thats great; keep it up... I wanna read the next installment... ;)

LOL! MORE! :D

Quite nice, methinks! [img]smile.gif[/img]

FDl, really good, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

<font color="gold">Great as always, Velkyn. [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] </font>

Grrr, haven't been able to acces Ironworks for the last few weeks. I'll start working on the next part right away.

Dizzy: *Ahem. My fellow Spammers, hobbits and inactives.
As you all know, I am currently at my 4999' post!
Now, 5000 posts is far too short to get to know such admirable..eh..inactives.
But thats not intirely my fault, after all you post far too little.
However, we all know that your value as a person is not defined by your number of posts.
So, now that you all know that the fact that I'm smarter, better looking and richer then you, has nothing to do with the fact that I have more posts. I guess you can sleep a little lighter. Or maybe not. Anyway, I've wasted far too many posts on you already. So, I'm pleased to inform you that this is the end! *Suddenly dissapears.

As the panicking inactives flee in all directions, Dizzy leafblade returns to his house

Dizzy: *Removes disk from his drive.
Ziroc: *Jumps out of the shadows.
Dizzy: Eek!
Ziroc: Humpf! I suppose you think that was terrible clever.
Dizzy: Not clever, profitable. I did manage to pick some of their pockets while they were busy wondering where I went.
Ziroc: You can be such an idiot. You know what you have to do, don't you?
Dizzy: *Sigh. Yes Ziroc, here is your 50%, just like the old days.
Ziroc: Don't speak so loud you fool! You never know who might be reading this thread!
Dizzy: *Shrugs. Sorry chief. Well, I'm outta here. Leaving everything to Deiter. The house, my belongings...my debts.
Dizzy: Mainly the last.
Ziroc: And your disk of course... he'll need it when the debt owners try to put him away in your place.
Dizzy: Hehehe.. uh.. I mean, of course. Yes, I used this OS long enough. Well, I'll be going now. See ya!
Dizzy: *Walks towards the door.
Ziroc: Dizzy....
Dizzy: *Turns around.
Ziroc: The disk is still in your pocket....
Dizzy: Oh..yes.. stupid me. *Slowly takes it out the disk, and drops it on the floor.

Meanwhile, Deiter and Reggin are cleaning up the party area.

Regin: Excuse me mister Deiter, but where do you want me to put these empty bottles?
Deiter: Just throw them in the bin....
Regin: Oh yes, of course.
Bin: Please don't...
Regin: What is this?
Deiter: A talking bin?
Bin: Well, not just a Bin. I am infact an undercover dark ranger!
Deiter: Undercover dark Ranger?
Bin: Yes, racial enemy: American. I'm here to infect up the board. My name is Bin Volge. Though my Dutch friends call me Ben instead. Probably has something to do with my brother and my eating habits.
Deiter: Uh..yes..very interesting. But what are you doing here?
Bin: Oh, I was told this board is being run by an American. So I am planning on importing a dangerous virus! Every posting member turns insane!
Regin: Actually, there aren't all that many Americans here. You should try Pandemonium.
Bin: Oh, we did that weeks ago. Not that I really needed too. Everyone there was already mad. But if there aren't any Capitalists here. I'll just move to another board.
Deiter: You do that! See ya!
Bin: Yes! Bye!
Regin: Nice guy
Deiter: Very, though he did looked slightly familiar.
Regin: Well, its late, I'm going home.
Deiter: So am I, I'll check on uncle Dizzy first.

Meanwhile, in Dizzy's cottage

Ziroc: Hmmm, there is something strange about this disk.*Slowly reaches out to pick it up.
Error 104! Hardware conflict! Ejecting HD!

Deiter: *Opens the door and notes Ziroc.
Deiter: Ziroc? Are you ok?
*Silence.
Deiter: Ziroc..are y...
Ziroc: *Suddenly opens his eyes. Yes, I'm fine.. thank you. I just had to reboot, thats all.
Deiter: Ziroc...where's Dizzy?
Ziroc: Dizzy? He is gone now, left everything to you. If you start paying off his debts this week, you'll be done in less then 200 years.
Deiter: What?!
Ziroc: Well, lets not forget he also left you his disk...
Deiter: Cool.. *picks it up.
Ziroc: Wait! Deiter, listen to me. Put the disk away. Hide it where no one can find it. Don't speak of it to anyone..ever!
Deiter: Why? What is going on?
Ziroc: I wish I knew, I'll be returning shortly.
Deiter: Where are you going?
Ziroc: The GD archives. *Opens a link and steps through.

Meanwhile, a few mb's to the north

Neb: *Stops his horse and looks at the hobbit trying to get away from him.
Neb: Leafblade...GD....
Hobbit: J..just a few MB's to the s..south.

[To be continued]

Splendid [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] ;)
I'm eagerly awaiting the continuation!

Zirocs Journal, 01 ADT

I should never have left Deiter with the disk.. I know that now..
after I took the link to the ancient city of Archivus, at the edge of the General discussion, I went straight for the library...
There I found the journal of Reeka, court mage of my great grandfather ZirocIX....

213ISE (Ironworks Second Era)
A rapport by Reeka l'Ysmulc

The battle is won.. I don't know what happened to Lord Choc.. but I don't think he is coming back..
The One Disk is lost, maybe for the best... I cannot deny its presence brought me great pain.. I could feel my desire for it consume my soul...
It is so hard to get a descent OS lately... I would do anything to obtain one..
Lt. Dizzy is also gone.. though his acount was restored when the power of the disk was undone.
Ziroc thinks he was killed in the aftermath.. but I dont believe that..
If his dissapearance relates to the missing disk... I know not.. and I may never find out..
A shame really... there is so much more I would learn of it.. like what the misterieus markings are that appear when it is heated, or.. wait...
my potion of self destruction is almost ready.. I will continue once I have field tested it... *the rest of the scroll is covered with blood.


The city guard is preparing a link for me.. I must return to Deiter at once..

Meanwhile.. back at the GD..

Regin: *Walks down the road. G'night master Deiter...
Deiter: G'night Regin. *enters his new house...
Deiter: Strange.. I thought I left the lights on..
*lights a candle and starts walking towards the living room when suddenly... a large shadow falls over him...
Deiter: Eek!
Ziroc: Is it secret?! Is it safe?!
Deiter: Wh...
Ziroc: The disk Deiter! Where is it?
Deiter: I hid it here... wait.. let me get it...

*A few minutes later...

Ziroc: The disk.. Deiter.. throw it in the fire!
Deiter: But wh...
Ziroc: Throw it in!
Deiter: Very well... *throws the ring into the fireplace...
Ziroc: Wh.. what do you see? Any letters?
Deiter: [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img] nope.. nothing...
Ziroc: Grrr, take off the sun glasses you fool!
Deiter: What?! You expect me to look into the fire without sunglasses?!
Ziroc: Just DO it.
Deiter: *sigh.. ok, ok.. yes.. I can see something now.. letters.. glowing in the dark.. but its nothing I can read.. some kind of Spamish I think..
Ziroc: No.. not Spamish.. this is the language of Hex which I shall not utter here... but in the regular tongue it says: One OS to rule them all! One OS to find them!
One OS to bring them all... and in the darkness of windows bind them.
Ziroc: This is the one disk.. crafted by the Dark Lord Choc, after he sold his soul to Microsoft.. After the great battle.. over 4000 posts ago.. your uncle stole the disk.. and took it here... Now.. the ancient evil has returned to Xorbit.. and it growing stronger by the day.. it wants the disk back Deiter..
Deiter: So.. we'll hide it.. never speak of it again! No one knows it is here! Do they.. Ziroc?
Ziroc: Well...
Deiter: One moment.. Telephone..
[img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img]
Deiter: Hello?
-Creepy voice-: Hello Leafblade.. I know what you did last summer...
Deiter: Who is this?
-Creepy voice-: stealing the disk huh.. hehehe
Deiter: That was my uncle..
-Creepy voice-: What?! Who is this?!
Deiter: Who is this? Who are you? Wait a sec.. Encard?! Is that you?
-Creepy voice-: Uh... no.. -he knows its me-
Kaz: -Hang up!-
Deiter: Hello? Hello?
Ziroc: Deiter.. about the disk..
Deiter: Wait a sec.. my computer is acting crazy.. the screen is going black...
Deiter...
...the one disk has you..
*screen returns to normal

Deiter: I think.. that was KaZaA.. that mysterieus hacker..
Ziroc: Damn.. who doesn't know the disk is here..?
*giggles
Ziroc: Wait! I think there is someone at the window.
[To be continued!]

[ 09-17-2002, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

lol, Velksy...lol! I LOVE IT!

Gotta love it...I like anything that talks trash about Micro$haft of Bill Gates...keep upo the good work!

[img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img]

me not in it yet *pouts* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Meanwhile, at problyWood studio's

Dreamer128: Aragorn.. Frodo.. dum..dum..
*Door bell
Dreamer128: Huh?! Who could that be at this hour... *Opens door

Lord Shield: DREAMER128! RAAAAAAAARGH!
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/apophis.gif
Dreamer128: Eek!
LS: Grrr! Why aint I in the movie yet?!
Dreamer128: Sorry... but all the parts have already been given...
LS: Are you sure? http://www.sartorelli.gen.nz/~leonie/apophis3.gif
Dreamer128: *Hides under the table. Actually.. you are in the next edition!
LS: Thats better. *Teleports away.
Dreamer128: *Sigh. Another happy customer.

[ 09-17-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

LOL, Velkyn, really good! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

ROFLMAO! MORE MORE! ;) hehehe. "I know what you did last summer" rofl great, keep up the good word ;) (now whats the "thumbsup thing? ah well...)

Ziroc: Get back Deiter! *Slowely walks towards the window.
-Unknown-: Whoa Z! Is that a gun between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?!
Ziroc: *Pulls an M16 out from under his robe. Its a gun! Don't move!
Regin: *Jumps out of the bushes. No! Its me! Don't shoot!
Ziroc: Regin!? Your curiousity will be the end of you! What have you heard?
Regin: N..nothing... j..just a b..bit about the end of the board.. the one d..disk and m..master Dizzy..
Regin: P..please Mr Ziroc.. d..don't turn me into a headless hobbit...
Ziroc: *Loads his rifle. I am tempted...
Regin: PLEASE! I'll do anything you want! ANYTHING!
Ziroc: Hm... anything?
Regin: Yes.. anything!
A footmassage and two hours later
Ziroc: Aaaaah... that was good...
Deiter: Yeah.. the best
Regin: Can I go now? My hands heard.
Ziroc: Sorry Regin.. *aims for his head. You know too much...
Deiter: Ziroc... wait.. you can't just shoot him.. it'll be a mess.. and I just cleaned the place..
Regin: YES! Listen to Deiter... I could..uh.. go with him on his quest...
Deiter: No way! Just shoot him Z.
Ziroc: Actually... I like his idea.
Deiter: Damn..
Ziroc: Ok.. this is the plan..
Meanwhile, just a few KB's to the south... the evil Disk-rats are questioning one of the locals..
uss: Leafblade.. L.E.A.F.B.L.A.D.E..
Grojlach: Jaja, Loofboom, ken iek wel...
Neb: (since most people can't read the ancient language of HEX, we've translated most of the Disk-rat dialogue to English) What... did.. he... say?
uss: I dunno boss.. I think he knows him...
Neb: Stupid Dutch... oh well... I think we are still on the right road... lets go..
uss: Uh.. boss...
Neb: Not now you idiot, we are in a hurry! And uh.. what happened to your horse?
uss: It got stolen boss! Just outside the supermarket! I was just buying some snacks for underway... and when I came back..
Neb: You fool! We are undead ghosts, we don't 'need' food!
uss: We don't?! Well.. how was 'I' supposed to know? I haven't really been dead all that long..
Neb: Never mind then.. call a taxi..
uss: Already tried that... but they don't take evil undead! Bad for their reputation!
Neb: The rascists! Well.. stay here.. call Master Choc.. he'll send a new horse your way... *races down the road
uss: But boss... damn.. I forget to mention they stole my cell phone as well.. oh well, there was a gas station just twenty miles down the road..
At the same time, our friends the hobbits are already on the road
Regin: So.. what is mister Ziroc doing again?
Deiter: Oh.. he is going to consult the leader of the mods... Overlord Larry...he'll know what to do.. we are to meet him at Cloudy's cafe in three days..
Regin: Of course.. hold! What was that sound?
Deiter: What so.. *gets hit by a running hobbit
Encard: Ow..! *Falls down!
Kaz: *Runs around the corner, tripping over Encard and Deiter.
Regin: Get off him! What is going on here!
-Unknown-: [shouts]: They went this way! Lets go!
Kaz: Oh darn! I don't understand what is wrong with these people..
Encard: Yes... all we took was a few diamonds...
Kaz: Yes.. and a few thousand dollar last week...
Encard: And those Euro's before that...
Deiter: You've been robbing the local banks?!
Kaz: Errr.. robbing is such a big word...
Encard: We should go.. the police is closing in... *Tries to get up causing everyone to fall from the hill they were standing on..
Kaz: *Cough.. you idiot! Well.. at least we threw those pigs off track..
Encard: Oh no.. our cash.. all over the place..
Regin: m...money! *Makes a run for the money bags..
Kaz: Its ours! Get of it!
Deiter: Uh... guys..
Kaz: *Hits Regin with a stick. MINE! MINE! MINE!
Deiter: Guys...
Regin: Stop pulling my leg! You can pull my finger instead, hehehe!
Deiter: Guys, GET OF THE ROAD!
*The Hobbits grab as much of the cash as possible and hide behind a tree... just in time.. for a dark figure appears out of nowhere..
uss: Grmbl! I'm sure that gas station was around here somwh.. hold! What is that smell.. *starts walking towards the tree..
Deiter: [whispers] don't tell me you actually did pull his finger...
Encard: Sorry...
uss: *shrugs.. probably nothing.. continues to walk down the road, when suddenly...
Hobbit police officer: Excuse me Mr. Evil Disk-rat... have you seen a number of suspicious look...
uss: *Sheaths his sword. I'm sorry.. did I just cut your head off.. hehehe.. *continues to walk down the road..
Kaz: Oh my god! I don't know what is worse! The fact that that creep just killed an officer, or that we probably will be blamed for his dead!
Encard: Now what?
Kaz: We have to get out of the country.. we can can go with Deiter and.. *looks over her shoulder.. yes, what is it?
uss: Do excuse me... but I heard you talking and I was wondering if you know a mr Leafblade... Deiter Leafblade...
Kaz: Of course.. thats him right there.. hey wait a sec! *starts running followed by the rest of the hobbits.
Encard: Th.. thats him! Is he chasing us?
Regin: D.. doesn't matter. No way he can keep up with us on foot.. he is way too heavily armored..
Deiter: He doesn't need too! HE'S DRIVING A STATION WAGON!
Regin: Make a run for the river!
uss: Hehehe! *Opens the window and throws the remains of the former owner in the swamp.
Kaz: He is closing in!

Will the Hobbits escape the evil disk rats?
Be sure to keep checking this thread to find out...

[ 09-18-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

<font color="gold">Great as always, Velk. Keep it up! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] </font>

<font color="gold">Bumpings. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

Sorry it took me so long.. first, I found myself unable to log into Ironworks for several weeks.. Next, my internet connection went down.
Are there still people around who'd like me to continue?

For sure - carry on regardless :D