*grovels humbly*

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the omnipotent malt beer lord

*claps his hands twice, mutters a few words and a document lands in front of debiler*

Now, just answer all the questions and ignore all the small print about giving your soul to me.... it's just....um... legal talk....yeah... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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*Moni jumps/rolls into the cafe.
Standing, shouting, pointing*
"Don't do it debiler!!!
It all an evil plot to take your soul, rule your thoughts and make mush out of your brain!"

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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

All right, then! Hey! What´s that small-printed footnote:...including sexual complaisances... I WON´T SIGN THAThttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/mad111.gif

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the outraged malt beer lord

Dont listen to her.... she's an evil apartition who wants to steal you for herself! Dont fall for her wily trick and join me! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

Moni: why on earth do you people have to make my corrupting-the-innocent schemes so hard? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Oh, thats just...uh...a typo.. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif


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...the fearsome chicken lordhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I don´t work for someone who can´t oppose a simple polymorphing spell. RESISTANCE! FREEDOM! DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the outraged malt beer lord

Us people? There are more than me in this head? Crap! Now I know where that voice was coming from this morning that was yelling at me to give them something to drink! No wonder grandpa got mad at me for taking him three glasses of water! Hey, come to think of it, I am thirsty! How about some of that tea? No, wait, I'd better not, it could be laced with drugs meant to weaken my will and lure me in as well!

Debiler, I would never wish to steal you for myself! I have too many pets as it is! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Bah, why do i waste my time with you simpletons.... you will all feel my wrath when my evil plans come to power.... then you will rue the day that you...*cluck*...ah crap,not...*cluck*... again...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/uhoh3.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Bar-B-Qued chicken anyone?
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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Thirsty? Have a glass of nice, refreshing lemonade!

*places odd looking green concoction infron of her*

Now drink up... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

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Damn! Bye, all. My mom wants to use the phone, so I must cut the connection now! See you later.http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/ylsuper.gif

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the oppressed malt beer lord

Just kidding, I would never hurt a feather. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Will that spell wear off? You look pretty silly for an overlord you know...very vulnerable to those who weild forks and bottles of B-B-Q sauce.
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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Oh, thats been done before...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif

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[This message has been edited by Jerome (edited 08-17-2001).]

Hmmmmmm tempting, very tempting!
But, I must resist!
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See you debiler!

About that lemonade, now......pretty color, very pretty color....Oh I am thirsty! No! I must resist! I hear the washer stopped too dernit! Now I have to go and make grandpa's bed and clean his rooms. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
Maybe I ought to run it through the rinse cycle again, just to be sure...that way I could have that lemonade....that pretty thirst-quenching lemonade!
Nooooooooooooo! I must resist!
*flailing her arms and screaming, Moni runs from the cafe*
Aaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

I hate to leave just when things were getting fun lol but I gotta. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
See you later Jerome.
*Hugs*



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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

*cluck*

*Rasies himself up to his full height of one foot*

Then how about a deal, mortal, if you polymorph me back, i will kill you quick and painlessly when i ascend to godhood... instead of the terrible tortures me and my other farmyard bretheren will carry out while you sleep! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Oops! My bad for feeding him those evil-thought cookies - not to worry though - The Fluffy armies are now supporting Azurewolf's claim to power, as are my darkling hordes!!! (and Caleb's dough-boys http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif) - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
Lord Raptor's Site
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif

*sigh*
and once again my presence has scared everyone off...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

See you Moni, you too debiler! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Fluffy's? where? where?

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Jerome, I´m sure you could fill a whole page in the café quoting yourself. You´re definitely not mad, but I don´t know what it is. Maybe schizophrenia?http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Or chicken pest?http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the oppressed malt beer lord

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My mental disorders are none of your buisness you cheeky bugger! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Yes Ma'am. Sorry Ma'am.

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

grrr! I now announce the debiler-hunting competition to be officially open! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../angryfire.gif

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You forgot*cluck*! Chicken! Chicken!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/fight.gif...err, I better should like...run or something?!

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

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*cluck* this! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

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Ach! That´s not the goode olde scotsman I used to know!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/brave.gif Time out. A cup of lychee tea? With a spot of rum? ...I always seem to be pulled into fights, here.http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

LOL, it's nothing to do with me! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


How about just the rum on it's own hmm? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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We could destil it a few times...

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

And congrats on you're 300th post!
I'm glad to see i contributed slightly more this time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Wow, 300 already! I can´t believe it! *dances, jumps up and down* Three days ago, reached the 200 mark. Keeps flowing pretty well, especially thanks to Jerome and Gwhanos. If Melusine weren´t on holidays, I´d probably have reached 400 already.http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...strosmiley.gif gotta try all of those cool smilies...

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

*poking her head through the door on her way past the cafe*
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"Nice to see you two sharing some rum and acting like the buddies you are."
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Congrats on reaching 300 posts debiler!
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See you all later again, I am just passing through...it is going to be another long day. *sigh*
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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

lol, you'll be passing the Cloudlike one anytime soon i'll bet http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Bye Jerome, bye Moni, bye everyone! I´m going to a BARBECUE now! It´s raining outside, but nothing gets between a man and his steak! I´m going to be the only moron who´s waiting for the food, I know.

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is back!

LMAO, good luck debiler!

I'll keep your rum safe for your return! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Hey all it's Red. Hey Jerome get over here. Lets have a drink!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/beerchug.gif See ya later Debiler. Congrats on hitting 300!

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen. http://train.missouri.org/~prestons/.../flamedrag.gif

Jerome, why are you playing around with souls? They're mucky and slithery and either escape when hero throttles villain or come out en masse and wipe out your henchmen when they don't close their eyes!

Now pour out some tankards of coke and bowls of ice cream - Lioness might join us soon

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Lord Raptor's Site
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Hello! Debiler... is that liquor.. and not IN a cup of coffee or tea? *big smile* Young man, we have rules you know..*grin* and NO liquor license... so either pour that into a cup of hot coffee or tea and drink it or hand it to Lioness for disposal! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Goodness.. you leave for a few hours and all the patrons forget what a coffee shop is for... but... hey.. here.. have some of the cookies we saved from Jerome and enjoy yourselves!

Hi Moni! Hope you have time to try a cup of coffee or a cookie at least! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Red! Love that sig.. quite... fiery! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif Hiya all!

True story: stopped at my regular coffee shop yesterday. I have a mug, like a true regular http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif, and I asked the lady to rinse it out, just as she went to fill it (kind of odd I thought, b/c she always rinses it) then she told me that the other day this little old lady came in with her own mug and she (the waitress) rinsed it out before adding coffee. She then turned around to see the little old lady staring at her with this look of pure hatred...turns out the old lady had a couple of shots of Jack Daniels already in the mug http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif btw this was at about 11pm that this happened (go grannie, go grannie)

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

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the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

A drink sounds a fine idea.... trying to launch evil schemes really takes it out of you... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif