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you guys arent gonna eat me aree ye??? dont ill be all bony ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

I get the feeling this isnt the most active thread on the board ;)

ach, I noticed as well. :( oh well, s'ok. I'm leaving it around, anyone can start up a quest off it if tehy want to.

Lady Lioness, I am afraid that I simply do not have time to be a member of your court with my GCSE's coming up. It's not like I did much anyway, so feel free to remove my name from your list now. Farewell.

*Stands in the middle of the courtyard* WAKE UP EVERYONE! LETS GET THIS THREAD UP AND MOVING AGAIN! WHO'S WITH ME?!

Neb(Now a psionic.) teleports into the courtyard besides Dreamer and says, "I am with you."

finaly ,

I am Back from seaching the Holy Grail

not even a golden cup we found not even a castle to robe

nothing , hmm i shall rest now rest

What's all the yelling about?!
Can't a decent man, get some sleep around here?!

OOC: Eh... alright, here's my pitiful attempt at getting this thread moving again...

IC: A shadow covers the sun as a giant apparition floats toward the castle... it looks vaguely Flaming Monkey-like and is foaming at the mouth... and it looks to be about 50 feet in height...

OOC: Well, there's my pitiful attempts... anyone feel like trying to make it into something useable?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Encard:
OOC: Eh... alright, here's my pitiful attempt at getting this thread moving again...

IC: A shadow covers the sun as a giant apparition floats toward the castle... it looks vaguely Flaming Monkey-like and is foaming at the mouth... and it looks to be about 50 feet in height...

OOC: Well, there's my pitiful attempts... anyone feel like trying to make it into something useable?<hr></blockquote>
Very well then.
Ahem! 'Something appears to be approaching the castle, does anyone knows what it is?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dreamer128:

Very well then.
Ahem! 'Something appears to be approaching the castle, does anyone knows what it is?<hr></blockquote>

Ehmmm..... Oooops? I didn't do it on purpose! Releasing that vengeful immortal half-god from his extra-planar prison was just an accident! *Looks at the tentacled and mutated thing approaching the castle* Admittedly a VERY bad accident....

The cleric gets up and looks out through the window..
*EEEIIK! Run for yer life!! Women and dwarves first!!*
He turns around and accidently runs into a wall, knocking him unconsius..

O.k everyone, is there any archmage around that can do something about this?
Neb, can you drag Regin inside, ill block the doors. It should buy us some time.

*drags Regin inside and stuffs him into a barrel to hide him, hurriedly begins blocking the windows* I think we're going to need a mage or sorcerer to seal the castle with magic, meanwhile, we can teleport outside and look for a weapon that can kill this critter!

um could one of you guys untie me now im all sticky.......

Oh c'mon, we have six court mages and all of them seem to have taken a holiday just now that we need them. O.k people, be sure to close all windows and doors. Can anyone go find one of our mages?

Ach! Mages are never there when you need them, *&^*% *%%^'s!!!! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] We'll have to hold on as long as possible without them! And, Neb, you are in so much trouble when I'm done with this! ;) Regin, get out of that barrel, and do something!!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:
.....And, Neb, you are in so much trouble when I'm done with this! ;) ...... <hr></blockquote>

Uh-oh..... Ehm.... *opens portal to far away mystical temple reputed to hold a weapon that can kill the big demon creature thingy* Hey everyone! Through here we can find something to defeat that thing with! Lioness! You should come with us, the castle is no longer safe. *goes through the portal*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Uh-oh..... Ehm.... *opens portal to far away mystical temple reputed to hold a weapon that can kill the big demon creature thingy* Hey everyone! Through here we can find something to defeat that thing with! Lioness! You should come with us, the castle is no longer safe. *goes through the portal*<hr></blockquote>

Okay. ;) :rolleyes: *follows Neb throught the portal*

*Encard pops back into phase* *sigh* "You've all gone on and left without me, I see..." Encard seels the castle with ChAos magic, hoping it'll hold, and jumps through the portal. However, due to the ChAos surrounding him, the portal takes him slightly off to the side... and right into about 10 Guardian Gong Golems of Death. Encard shouts in surprise and turns himself invisible as the golems begin running towards him, then launches a concentrated Rust Metal spell at one of them, causing it to rust away in seconds. However, the others suddenly cast true sight and begin running toawrds Encard again with their Evil Bladed Gong of Doom pointed at him, forcing him to beging apping himself around randomly while launching fireballs at the golems...

I'm BACK! Lioness's body guard is back! Although I was really never gone... because I always protect her highness! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Anyway so any impeding dangers here?? Hmmmm????

I smell so demon to be defeated.

Regin wakes up.
He's got Lioness' voice ringing in his head-
*..and do something...*
He looks out of the barrel, and sees everybody entering a portal..
*Oh, bloody rat-sock!*
The portal closes behind him..

i cant beleive you guys left me for dead tied to that stake..that was harsh lioness

OOC: Now, Madman, you have plenty to eat at least. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

IC: *As Neb, Lioness, and Regin make their way throught the portal, it snaps closed behind them. Startled, tehy nervously keep going forward. They are in a long, dark tunnel with seemingly no end in sight. The walls are slimy and damp, and the floor is slippery. Rats scuttle around their feet. Finally, they see a light far ahead...*

so my position in this crt is ''sweet covered madman in the stocks''??? at least put my title up there with the rest..hm eternal ridicule children throwing rocks playfully at my undefendable face

"Good to see light in this place!" says Neb and starts walking towards it, he fails to spot a tripwire however and trips over it, triggering a hole in the floor below him, Neb drops through it......

I don't believe everyone left withoud me! I can't protect my queen if im down here. Can someone please open another portal?

OOC: ok, Dreamer and Avatar are with us. Madman, guard the castle, ok? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

IC: Neb suddenly sprawls forward. In a split-second, Lioness reaches out desperately and tries to grab his hand. Neb frantically pulls her down into the hoole with him. "Thanks, Neb." *sigh* "Wonderful situation you've put us in."

"Hey it's not that bad!" says Neb as they fall, "At least there's that nice huge spiderweb to break our fall down there!" Unfortunately Neb has forgotten that where you find huge spiderwebs you also usually find huge spiders.....

Regin was all alone..
*Hey, are you all right down there?!*, he yelled at the hole..
No one replied..
*Aooh..what am I gonna do now?* he pondered, and casted the spell-
"Summon cuddly teddy-bear", to comfort him..
*What do you say Mr. Teddy?*, he asked the bear..
The bear ignored him, and turned his head..
*Oh, come on Mr. Teddy!*, Regin tried to hug the bear, but it ran away towards the light..
*Okay, I guess there is just one thing to do!*
He tied his beard round his head, took off his pyjamas he had worn when the monster attacked..
With only the greasy beard around his fore-head, and his iron pants and dirty undershirt to protect him, he jumped through the hole..

grumble...how am i supposed to guard the catle hile in stocks sheesh...

*Cuts of large pieces of the web in order to get lose, then suddenly hears something aproaching* Eh, guys..whats that?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dreamer128:
*Cuts of large pieces of the web in order to get lose, then suddenly hears something aproaching* Eh, guys..whats that?<hr></blockquote>

(OOC: Huh? I thought only Lioness and I had fallen through the hole... Never mind.....)

Neb uses his dagger to cuthimself loose and then he too hears the sound, "Hmmmm.... I think that's the sound of a swarm of giant spiders approaching from one of those large holes we passed on our way down!" Neb looks proud that he's the first to have figured it out, "Oh wait, that's bad isn't it? Hey, you can handle a swarm of angry giant spiders by yourself, right? I thought so." Neb teleports to the top of the hole and continues along the passage towards the light.

Grrrrr...Neb! You are so dead!

*pulls out long, shimmering katana...* Ok, just a little spider right? No problem...*swarm of spiders appears*...except for the fact I have arachnaphobia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*watches as Lioness climbs the side of the hole in record-time due to her arachnofobia* Good job young one [img]tongue.gif[/img] Now stop drinking like that Jerome fellow and follow me, we've got work to do.

OOC: grrrr...

IC: Lead on, oh mischevious trouble-making one, what else could go wrong?

OOC: I know, I shouldn't have said that...

Oh, not much else could go wrong, except possibly that swarms of ravenous, flesh-devouring, giant fire-ants swarmed through the walls and attacked us while the corridor slowly filled with acid and the ceiling start to descend, crushing us.

*Suddenly the ceiling starts to move downwards, a strange liquid starts coming up through the flagstones which they stand upon and strange insectoid sounds can be heard coming from the holes in the walls*

OOC: [img]tongue.gif[/img] That's what you get for being drunk [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Now Regin was in trouble, the second he had jumped through the hole he had met Lioness climbing up the side, and a shimmer at the corner of his eye suggested that Neb had teleported himelf up..
So Regin decided that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go down the hole, so he twisted his beard around Lioness' boot and hoped she would drag him up with her..

OOC>>Nice to see you again Lioness [img]smile.gif[/img]

Whilst all this was happening Lioness's bodyguard Avy stands there not sure what's happening :(

Lioness, is there anything I can do?