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Caleb not liking being ordered around by some albino pointy eared limbo men tells them to bend over and look between their legs for a secret dimensional portal that the githyanki are hiding in then kicks their heads up their rear end. As they start to regenerate caleb runs behind cheesy for protection.
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After unsticking their heads from their butts, they hear Caleb's whimpering behind the currently motionless Cheesy.
. "Wands set to Disintegrate" . Point at cheesy . And he spots them! . A few minutes later, Cheesy is getting a bucket of water and mop to brush bits of Githzerai out of the front door while they regenerate ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
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Hey LS. You know Tess is a Succubus therefore being a female not male. And Tancred she is not evil. She is one og the few that are LG. ------------------ By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess. http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...78/1937878.gif http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...86/1937886.gif http://www.facelink.com/edit/raw/raw...25/1948725.gif http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet |
Everyone in the tavern stops suddenly, they hear something coming from a corner. It sounds like a small explosion but as if it were muffled by water. Then suddenly a door opens, the figure holding a newspaper in his right hand.
"The orc curry from last week kicked in, did Tiax miss anything?" asked the small figure. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...t1lg_opt60.gif ------------------ Sigmar has only one foe, and he is Tiax! [This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 06-19-2001).] |
Proper introductions are in order I think
. Lord Thought is another Old One. Without his essence, you would no more than an animal. He sponsored Lord Shield's ascendance in the old days. His spouse is Lady Courage, who has a large portion of her essence in Melusine. Hence Fortuna (LT) is Melusine's paramour . There are 16 Old Ones, 8 Light (including Shield and Thought) and 8 Dark (some of whom have made cameo appearances) . We also have the Githyanki equivalents of Kirk, Spoc and McCoy in the bar . Think that covers it ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
hmm... a boyfriend that can read all my thoughts.... scary! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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Tiax walks away from lord shield towards Neb who from what
Tiax has heard declares Neb needs his divine help for the upcoming battle. (Tiax is not the greatest of diplomats) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...t1lg_opt60.gif ------------------ Sigmar has only one foe, and he is Tiax! |
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Alas, alas - Wah is hit with a critical chicken drumstick +4, his life is slowly sinking away. But he eats the leg and finds that it has cured him again. The Tandoori expert VS The Arch Lich still rages on.........http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
The match looks close but even the Arch-Lich's magic proves less effective than the dread Curry Lord's Onion Bhajis. The Curry Lord temporarily blocks Wah with a Prismatic Fart, then casts "Runs" on Wah
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Left propped up against a wall by Kiraleen, Tancred tries to wave a hand to attract attention but can't.
"Um... look, if it's not a bother, can someone get some WD40 or a canopener or something? My armour's rusted! STOP LAUGHING, KARNAS!" "HOOOOOO, boy! You'd make a handy battering-ram, holy-boy!" |
The Orc Curry Lord looks back, its hands, stick devilishy in its pockets...
BEHOLD!!! It withdraws! To reveal the ultimate weapon: <font color=red>"Extra Hot Red Peppers"</font> Wah: GASP! The sacred treasure........ STATISTICS: <font color=white>Extra Hot Red Peppers</font> Range: Width Of Tongue X Length Of Tongue Casting Time: Depends On Greediness/Hunger Duration: Unknown, due to possibility of blackouts. Target: One victim. Saving Throw: Made with a cup of water = -23 (without = -54) Whilst appearing meager in size, this little spell item makes up with much more in its fat pimp body. When chewed innocently, the pepper indulges a transformation onto the look of innocent victims - known as the "firecracker". In this sense, beign affected by the "firecracker", is made with a saving throw actually thrown out of the window = no saving throw. When chewed, the pepper instantly gives the victim the ability to do hula hula dances like never seen before! The victim also gains +2 to dexterity when hopping about. (+5 if over 70 yrs old) Such is the wrath that size is not the only thing that matters. A cup of water also does.</font> Orcish Curry Lord is walking towards Wah!! He has the chilli! He has the chilli! What can he do? Wah: Arms himself with Evian 1 Litre +3.........http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
killer thats not even a little bit on topic
HE'pelues walks up to tancred in a drunken stupor. with his all mighty brain (int of 3. yep 3. pretty smart huh?) he devises a plan. he grabs karnas he plunges him through tancreds armour (he may be stupid but he's got 22 str!). after making a large hole in the armour he stands back to admire his work. he looks at the blood and sits down thinking "maybe i should of thought about it more?" ------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Tiax suddenly returns he walks over to Neb and they have a quick discussion over what they should do now, after coming to an agreement Neb kicks Razzen and Kivan in the ribs until they wake up, he then hands them Amulets Of Protection from Vacuum(As in empty vacuum of space), they then walk outside.
Neb quickly spots an Illithid ship and teleport the merry little band over to it, and they board it by using grappling hooks. After a quick battle the Illithids are killed and dragged down below and Kivan announces that he is an expert at making fried squid, none of the others argue with him, they then head for Athkatla in the Forgotten Realms. After a quick trip the hover over Athkatla with the populace running in fear because they think the Illithids are attacking, Razzen, Neb and Tiax use ropes to climb down and find the nearest bar which they raid to get some alcohol, they then climb aboard again. After getting a large supply of booze they head for Krynn, this is because Neb and the merry little band's favorite hobby is: Paladin Hunting(Knights Of Solamnia are the best for this sport), Neb already has several trophies in his Bag of Holding. |
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ignore killer. he's been banned from the board twice now
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Encard suddenly runs into the Tavern, holding the Big Glowing Sword in his right hand and a Wand of Unpleasant Spells in the other. He zaps the Curry Lord with his wand just as it is about to reach Wah, and an Icelance shoots at the creature, hitting it square in the back. It dropkicks Wah, then turns to face the new threat, just as it is hit again, this time by a swarm of 15 Magic Missiles, bruising it. The Curry Lord roars in anger, puts the Peppers back in its belt, and takes out his Hot Sauce Crossbow of Burning, immediately launching a Hot Sauce Bolt at Encard, which he nimbly dodges. Encard zaps the Curry Lord again with his wand, this time creating a fireball that flies swiftly at the creature. Wait... OH, NO!!! FIREBALL!!! Fortunately, as Encard uses the Wand again, time suddenly halts, and he uses this time to use his Spell of Spell Dispelling to dispel the fireball. Then he launches two of Abi-Dalzim's most potent spells at the Curry Lord: Horrid Wilting! As time unfreazes, the Curry Lord seems to shrivel; however, as Encard uses his wand again, an Abyssal Portal opens, a Balor step through, and sends the starteld Encard flying into the oppostite wall, his wand breaking in half... However, as the Balor turns its attention to the other Bar occupants, Encard begins chanting, and a when he stops, a massive RaBid Fruit Tree appears and mauls the Balor into little shreds, but leaves Encard somewhat drained. However, as it leaves the power from the staff causes another set of Portals to open, through which steps another Balor, two Pit Fiends, a score of Mephits, and a Solar... These proceed to blast each other to bits, and for porperty safety purposes are suddenly teleported out of the Bar, leaving only Encard, Wah, the other Bar patrons, and the Curry Lord, who once again pulls his Peppers...
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Fyren: Mel, if you gave me a wedgie there would be the Nine Hells to pay.
Ditl: ORDER THIS MAN MORE ALE! Feretrath: "i would like some ale and a nice big steak!" I can talk you know. i just choose not to. ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo: |
A ship that can only hardly be recognised as once being an Illithid ship pulls up next to the Bar and hangs on with grappling hooks, it's covered in graffiti, dead Knights of Solamnia(In full plate mail), swords, dead drow, beer kegs, a dead young blue dragon taking up most of the deck and random souvenirs from Krynn and various other worlds, there's also a smell of fried squid rising from the ship's galley along with rude songs.
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"Hey LS, you have not answered me yet. Is my penthouse suite have a sound damping field around it."
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Lord Thought looks casually over at Fyren - "You only have the 9 hells. I can do a lot worse thanh you could imagine if you try to carry out that threat" . Kors, sorry about that but I can't get any workmen in while we're drifting in space. I have placed temporary enchantments for the moment. Once we land I'll place more permanent ones in ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Walnut the big nose dwarf pulls down his pants and urinates into a tankard and gives it to LS. LS takes a big swig and slams it back down onto the bench. "Tangy" he says.
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Hah...he would never do that...being an Old One he saw through your prank and polymorphed the urine into Forever Ale before drinking it. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
But I think he just might do the opposite to every tankard of Ale that you drink in this bar if you're not careful http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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~Melusine flutters up to the deck of the ship to see what's going on in there~ ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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I could safely drink anything, however there is a need for respect. From now on, the offending dwarf will be pissing out Red Bull - it gives you wings http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif . Fortuna also hops aboard the new ship. What the hey, if it's hostile, blast it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif, if not dance with it) . He knows the thoughts of the crew and recognises beasties. God help them if they start something ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-20-2001).] |
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So, do your psionic powers reveal anything more about the ship's inhabitants? For example, will they devour me if I give any of them a wedgie? Are they good with mustard or ketchup? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/heee.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/bluegrab.gif ~Melusine proceeds to explore the ship's deck for anything alive...~ ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 06-20-2001).] |
Undead - and lots of it!!! Undead undies are somewhat rotten making wedgies temporary. If we get them off the ship, however, you can practice the zero-G wedgies.
. I'll see if we can get them to party instead, though! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
one hundred and four shots. Gulp. one hundred and five shots. Gulp. one hundred and..... ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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Feretrath: AWHOOOOOO!!! *suddenly a pack of wolves appears*
Fyren: those are feret's lil friends. WlfPK: WE WANT 14 STEAKS, WITH HP SAUCE, AND SOME ALE, AND Um.......HOTSAUCE! You notice that these are just dire wolves; good for pelts on the walls But, aslong as Fyren is there and Fererath is still there, your not getting pelts from these guys. Suddenly, a ninja bolts the door open! Ninja: Hello drunkards, and nobles! I am Ashi Kiqqato, Ex Servant of Gwhanos Ashi: I will not put my weapons in the bin, because I need them to survive. I have poison daggers (im an assassin) and a +2 crossbow, with bolts of biting. Its called The Assassins Lighter +2: The helper. It is a light crossbow, but only assassins may use. I also have a short sword. This armor im wearing is The nights gift +5. i have boots of speed, and a girdle of stone giant strength. ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo: |
You will put the weapons in the bin or you won't survive (smiles sweetly) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
. The ninja complains and then finds his weapons disappear and re-materialise behind the counter. LS gives him a receipt. "Since you can't be killed here, your previous statement was irrelevant anyway. BTW, the Sake here is very good" ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Tiax walks off the ship and to the asassin. He shouts
"Prepare to fall at the hands of Tiax!" he pulls something out of his belt. He finds out its his buckle, his pantaloons drop and his Cyric underwear is revealed. Ashi breaks out into laughter as does the rest of his tavern. Tiax hastily pulls up his pantaloons and this time he actually pulls out his weapon, the tavern gasps in horrer. It's Tiax's butterknife of eternal damnation (capable of spreading even the foul substance vegemite). Tiax charges towards Ashi, stops, removes the hand holding him in his place on his forehead and then continues to charge towards Ashi. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...t1lg_opt60.gif ------------------ Sigmar has only one foe, and he is Tiax! |
Encard zaps himself to the ship with his Wand of Transportationish Stuff. He looks arounds.
Encard: Interesting... Yes... Very interesting... Something suddenly hops out of the ship and attempts to dance! It looks like... a zombie weearing a bright green cloak! Everyone stares at it in horror, missing the rest of the undead, which are slowly creaping up on them from another side of the ship. As they move into position, the zombie turns and suddenly tries to stick a longknife into Melusine's gut! She dodges, and a large hammer suddenly falls on its head, courtesy of Encard's Large Falling Hammer Ward spell. Then, the horde of evil undead attack! Chaos breaks loose on the deck, as combatants try to kill each other. Death!!! There are several larger undead, likely Skeleton Warriors, as well as some Vampires, Mummies, Greater Mummies, Crypt Lords, and even a few Liches! Chaos breaks loose! Encard mummbles something sounding like, "Vesi Alia Phaeros" (or is it Daros?), and a globe of greenish light shoots from his hands, striking one of the Vampires and disintegrating it. In the chaos, he can not see what the rest are doing, except for the sounds of death and... how do you kill undead?... err... remortifying... He says something sounding like, "Kio Vocho Desi," just as a small group of undead reach him,(these undead are more organized than many... often, they just attack mindlessly), and a blast of multicolored light shoots from his fingers, turning some of the skeletons to stone, disintegrating other undead, and generally causing destruction and havoc. Gaps have begun to appear in the undead's ranks due to the companion's efforts, but more swarm in where others fall. Encard mumbles another spell, this time saying, "Incantus Pulcar Imperium,", and a huge hoard of lightning bolts shoots from his fingers, smashing several scores of skeltons to bits, and hurting other, tougher undead. Two campires rush at him, but Encard backflips out of their reach as they lunge at him and cuts one down with his Big Glowing Longsword. The other begins chanting a spell, but in the middle of its casting, Encard runs it through with his blade. The battle continues... ------------------ Bow down to the Weasels of Apocalypse! RaBid Fruit Trees! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Miniature Exploding Demonic Demons of Doom, Death and Desruction! :1drgat1: |
Lord Thought is angry. They attacked his honeybunny http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif oh dear!
. His anger forms into a huge beast of mental energy which smashes into the undead, scattering them like ninepins. The offending undead near Mel are torn apart limb from limb and thrown into space ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
As he says another incantation, meteors rain from the sky, destroying scores of undead monsters. The others pause for a moment, giving Encard enough time to mumble off another spell, the words Vita Mortis Caraero slaying yet more. The creature's ranks have grown much thinner by now, but they finally figured out that it was not wise for them to sit back and let Encard blast them to little pieces with his powerful magic. A group of skeleton warriors, five vampires, and a crypt king rush at him as fast as they can, while a lich chants its spells in thw background. By this time bleading from several cuts inflicted by undead that got too close to him, Encard does not relish the idea of melee with a horde of the more powerful creatures, so just before they reach him, he enacts a levitation spell and rises above their reach. From here, he sees the lich fall, probably from one of his comapnion's efforts. However, he immediately devotes his attention to the problem of the undead beneath him, who are doing their best to find a way to get at him. He dodges a throwing knife that was launched at him by one of the vampires, and snuffs its life force with a Finger of Death spell. Then, he remembers something else he has in his arsenal. With a few words and gestures, he creates a cloud of roiling flame on top of the undead, and then creates a second. If they still could, their eyes would have widened in horror as the flames burned them to ashes, although some of the vampires were able to escape the cloud by becoming gaseous froms. However, as they reappeared outside, it seemed that the Incindiary Cloud had permiated the vampires' alternate forms, and thus the monsters burned up when they changed back. Encard proppled himself away from the Cloud, raining death and destruction on the head (or other body parts) of the enemy as he passed above them. However, as the levitation spell drew to a close, a massive 2-handed sword slammed into his arm, cutting down to the bone. Encard cried out in pain and turned to face his foe, to see that it was a seven foot tall skeleton warrior in full plate armor. As he struggled to draw his sword, a sword thrust struck him in the side, sending him to his knees. Forunately, the skeleton warrior had already started his strike, so it passed over Encard, but the crypt king who had delivered the second blow struck again, this time catching Encard in the shoulder, fortunately that of the arm which was already useless. As the two undead were striking him Encard was able to grab his Enhanced Wand of Flame from his belt, and dropped a massive fireball on top of himself. The two undead were burrned to ashes, but Encard, who had several rings making him impervious to fire, was unharmed, other than the wounds he had sustained. He grapped a Really Good Healing Potion from another belt slot and drank it, causing the three wounds to mostly heal. However as he looked up, he saw another group of vampires moving toards him. Farther down, he thought he caught a glimpse of Melusine and Fortuna, but in another moment he had more pressing things to worry about...
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Encard rises and releases one of his personal spells at the vampires. A swarm of Demon Locusts flies at them and nibbles them, eating them before they are able to get to him, and then disappears. He unleashes his RaBid Fruit Tree's Rage spell on another group of the undead, and they are torn asunder by the RaBid Fruit Tree. Another spell causes a massive gout of flame to shoot from Encard's hands and burn at least a half-score undead to ashes. The undead number many fewer now than they were before, and Encard plans to make them even fewer. Various spells, including Encard's --=SOUL=REAVER=--, Encard's DEMONMASTERBEAM, and many others destroy undead left and right. Suddenly fighting srops, as all the undead are, well, dead. A cheer errupts from the combatants.
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Lord Shield senses Encard's plight and lends him essence. Encard is surprised to find that the vampires and undead clawing at him are having no effect any more. He is pinned but taking no more harm
. Encard, you are invulnerable. It's up to you how you use it. Lord Thought will not interfere while Lord Shield is doing so. ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif |
Encard thanks Lord Shield for the invulnerability. Fortnately, though, all the undead have been destroyed.
Encard: Hmm... Lot of undead... wonder if there's anything else on this ship... THe group thinks about it. ------------------ Bow down to the Weasels of Apocalypse! RaBid Fruit Trees! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Miniature Exploding Demonic Demons of Doom, Death and Desruction! :1drgat1: |
Razzen, Kivan, Neb and Tiax are busy eating fried Illithid(Tastes like chicken! It was that which was making the fried squid smell) and getting really drunk when suddenly undead seems to have appeared out of nowhere and infested the ship, and some gnome which looks exactly like Tiax and acts exactly like him is attacking them, they come to the conclusion that it must be a clone or simulacrum and ignore it, they also offer Melusine some fried Illithid and ask her if she wants a swig of beer or wants to challenge any of them at playing Poker or Whist.
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Fortunately Lord Thought sees through the illusion and blasts all their minds out of their ears
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Wah enters with a magificent army from his powerful lich-dom. He stares around at the blasted bits of undead and says to him "Oh boy, am *I* going to be welcome here."http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif
However, Kangaxx is not so pleased, resurrected by Wah - he now faces bits of his uncles and aunts. Neb chucks a fried squid across the room and it smacks Wah in the face!! Cheek!! Wah say one word............."attack". And the rage begins! Kangaxx starts to imprison Melusine but it reflects off her makeup +4, she makes a saving throw and slaps the demi-lich across the face. Lord Shield is whacking a horde of Hell Liches with a Halibut +2 "The Fishy Conclusion". There is sweat, as he back up against the wall and grabs a trout, he has no penalty since he is proficient in two weapon style!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Tiax is up against Wah, but the Arch Lich misleads himself and casts a Walrus instead. Tiax is smothered by the walrus who is attacking with a THAC0 of -1. There is raging chao everywhere! Lord Shield cannot put himself to bear, he makes a critical hit and the trout smacks firmly onto the head of Neb!! What a mistake! LOL. Suddenly Wah realises that he was under an enchantment. The spell breaks just in time to release the Arch Lich from the Ulitharid's Psionics! It was the Ulitharids all the time! THEY are responsible for this invasion! But the situation is grim: Kangaxx prepares himself to cast......."The Black Grimoire". ------------------ http://www.gis.net/~yos/lichwah.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/mygreetings01.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/myname001.gif http://www.btinternet.com/~GWah2/finalarch.gif |
*eep* the B-b-b-black G-g-grimoire? Erm,..... so what does that do exactly?
BTW LMAO at your spelling mistake Wah...Raging Chao everywhere?? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Surely it cannot be the dreaded ragin Chao Kang?? Kangaxx??? That foul fiend!!! Melusine, glad that she put on some extra eyeliner and managed her saving throw, grabs a quarterstaff that is lying on the floor somewhere and starts to pound the demilich on the head. As the staff isn't enchanted, she sends out a thought-message to Lord Thought, who places a +5 enchantment on it. Kangaxx sqeals in pain and falls on his knees to beg for mercy. Then she flies up in the air to a great height, stretches out a leg then lets herself drop with amazing speed. Her little foot hits Kangaxx square in the jaw and he passes out on the floor. Then she steals a leg of fried squid from Neb and starts hitting her paramours assailants, pulling their underpants over their heads at the same time! ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia |
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