Azure shakes himself wide awake having found he had dozed off dreaming about minotaurs soaring through the air. Looking around he sees the bar has filled since last time he looked. He sees killer standing over muttering to himself about drow by the wall, azure shakes his head knowingly a small smile playing across his face.
Waving a hello to the Elf sitting eating her food loudly he orders yet another beer thinking this one will wake him up.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

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G-man (short for Government Man) is an indestructible government agent who stitches the lead character in Half-Life and Opposing Forces. The equivalent in X-men was Henry Gyrich I believe
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Lord Shield has the power to destroy him but he is hiding.
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No need to worry about killer killing Viconia. It's all mental illusions. You can't take him seriously with his heart-patterned pants on his head


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Caleb begins to regain conscienceness and is about to get up when the bar maid walks over him and he notices shes not wearing panties. He promptly lies back down and thinks to himself "this will be a grand night"

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The last pass the waitress made over caleb was definately intentional and she winked at him so caleb gets up and takes the waitress to the back room with the throne of scone in it. The whole tavern can hear caleb yelling from the backroom "Yeah! WHOS KING BISCUIT? WHOS KING BISCUIT?" and the legend of King caleb biscuit and his throne of scone was born.

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from x-files not xmen as for vicona i maybe not kill her here but i just kick her out the bar and some whone raise her out cut her arm of

now i have taken some harpers head on pikes

then i cut her heart of(if she have a heart)and give it to boo

Azure looks up at Caleb as he wanders back form the back room.
"Ha King of Biscuits my arse!" he says, throwing back the last of his beerand pushing back his stool to stand.
Spinning on his heel with uncanny grace, he held a gleaming, bone handled knife up to Calebs throat.
"Don't mess with me little man, you don't know what youll get yourself into," he hissed softly a deadly glint in his eyes. "You try that shit with one more of these women tonight and il make sure you can never pleasure another woman in your life! Although considering I dont think that will change much."
Satisfied he had made his point Azure shot Caleb a last glare a walked back to take his spot at the bar

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Caleb just laughed at the obviously jealous ugly wolfman and said "DONT PLAYA HATE! CONGRATULATE!"

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Link stands still in the middle of the bar. He can still here the clear voice of Atuan in his head..Song of the Sages. How could he do that? Everyone knows the Song of the Sages is a song which talks about the Holy Sword that first belonged to the One God!
Silently he sits down on a chair. He needs to think, but he cannot, for Caleb is screaming he's King of the Biscuit. Obviously the barmaid is not impressed by his skills, cos she returns from the backroom in no time, looking disappointed. Finally Caleb shuts up, because Azurewolf threatened him.
Link takes a closer look at Azurewolf, and wonders who he really is. He sits there, quietly, but still... He seems dangerous, his eyes flash towards the angry Caleb, and Link is starting to like Azurewolf.
" He might fit in my group" Link thinks.
He approaches Azurewolf, but suddenly he hears Caleb yelling again. It is not something Caleb is yelling now, but something what he said earlier on. Only now he realizes what Caleb means with his words. " Banshees are weak"..The words echo through his head, and he feels rage boile up inside him. His eyes flash up, and he turns his head. His eyes meet Caleb's.... The entire bar holds its breath.. What will happen now??

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A man clad in brown and armed with nothing more than a brown cap and a clipboard enters the bar, striding forth as if nothing in all creation can stop him. Standing and taking stock of his surroundings, he calls out, in a voice full of the mighty authority of the post office;
"Package for Tancred Foesmite!"
Several raise their hands - it could be a valuable package, after all - but lower them timidly as the postman glares at them. Finally he catches sight of the waving paladin near the bar, and advances.
Uttering the mantra "Sign here, please," the postman offers his clipboard and a small, innocent, square package wrapped in brown paper. Tancred looks at it puzzled - the address reads:
'fao: Tancred Foesmite
The BG2 Bar
nr. The Iron Works'
"Who would know I was here?" he wonders aloud.
"STOP!" yells his faithful sword. "It could be a bomb!"
Tancred gives him a withering glare, that seems to say 'A bomb. In the Forgotten Realms. Riiiiight...' and begins to open the package...

... a small, battered-looking book is revealed. Tancred flips through it, and any onlookers - an awful lot of the bar, in fact - can see little sketches, handwritten paragraphs, pictures, cut-outs and more. It seems to be a scrapbook. Slowly, the paladin's face turns from puzzlement to shock.
"What is it?" asks one of the assembled crowd.
Tancred looks up.
"It's... it's my uncle's Pantaloons Diary..."

Tancred

Just a break from the freakishness. Link and tancred you guys should be professional writers your damn good. Killer your.......well you posses a basic level of competence.

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Thanks man!

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Azure looks thoughtfully at Link wondering why the mysterious man had turned away from him. Maybe it was just his imagination but he thought for a minute he saw a kindred spirit in those shadowed eyes.
Shrugging his shoulders in dismissal his thoughts turned to his mission at hand. This time in the bar was taking its toll, and his finely attuned senses were not as acute as they were not 2 hours before.
His hand toys with the dagger sheathed at his belt suspicion playing through his mind that maybe Caleb and his supposed King Biscuit guise wa covering up something. Azure shot a sidelong glance in calebs direction wondering how he should play his next move

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Hey, wow! Thanks, Caleb, the day seems a little brighter. (happy) Have you seen my story on the board yet?

Tancred

Never Lets An Advertising Opportunity Slip, Does He?

The SATISFIED bar maid said to caleb "that was the BEST I ever had mighty biscuit king despite what other playa haters say" caleb walks right up to link and engages him in a game of nostril flaring and eyebrow raising then walks away after he discovers link can only raise 1 eyebrow and says "Hail to the king baby Ill be waiting on my throne of scone if you need me"

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Caleb and Link face each other, and start on their approach. Link draws his Mithril Sword, and Caleb his Poisonous dagger. Just as they want to bash each others head in, the bartender jumps between them, yelling that he doesn't want any more blood spilled on the floor.
" There is too much death and disaster in this inn already" he yells, and everybody nodds. They know what he means.
Link puts his sword back, and watches Caleb until he sits down at the other end of the bar.
" Like if i couldn't take him!" He mutters. " With my two hands behind my back i still could've kicked his arse!"
Still muttering he sits down and orders a strong dwarven ale. The bartender does as told and not much later the ale shows up. Everything's quiet now in the bar, and people chat happily. Link and Caleb still look at each other for some time, but then give up on hoping for the fight to come after all.
Suddenly the door slams open, and a heavily bleeding halfling enters. He stumbles into the bar and falls to the floor. Some other halflings run to help the fellow, and call upon the healing powers of Tancred. His Lay Hands ability is good, but it is too late for the halfling. He whispers a few words in a strange language which even the halfling couldn't understand.
But Link heard the words well enough. " Uythea bherql hytreax..." He knows what it means. His mentor, the great tiefling Nerw'jes, who died fighting in the Goblin Wars, tought him the Ancient Language; the language which almost nobody knows about. The language the Gods themselves tought the first inhabitants of the Forgotten Realms.
" The return of Jieda" He shivers as he realizes what it means. Jieda has returned. Something what nobody could expect. Jieda, also known as the Basilsk Master. He has returned. Suddenly the pieces of the puzzle fall in their place. Was this what Atuan was talking about??

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killer sitts in a corner whit some elven head drow heads and druis head (harpers)sigh nothing to do well i am goin to drink ale here no more mess fore a wile(Killer sighs and teleports himself in the bed(yes i forget and i ,exatatly kill vicona some go ressurutck her

"Damnit, damnit! I couldn't save him. Something beyond even the powers of this bar has afflicted this poor halfling."
The distraught Paladin begins to say a Last Rites for the poor halfling. The golden sword at his side 'tut's and interrupts "Well, we'll just have to wait for the Coroner's report, eh?"

I thought the bar maid had better taste than that. never mind
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From the back everybody hears "twang!!!" anhd a cheering crowd - the first pack of cursed squirrels has been fired at the Order of the Radiant Heart

"Stop talking to yourself, Caleb! That's the first sign of madness, that."

Tancred

now i have her head on a pike(Killer takes vicona and took her head and head it on a pike

caleb ponders what the halfling said on his throne of scone. "jieda? you mean jedi? oh no the ethereal ass goblins are upon us!"

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Azure ponders what could possibly be wrong with killer sitting there having conversations with dead heads on pikes. Shaking his head in wonder he settles back watching the entertainment. What a night it is going to be, insane head hunters and polymorphed minatours

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Tancred winces, and says to himself in an exceptionally unconvinced voice: "Oh dear. Well, I'm sure it's nothing the guys back at base can't handle..."

Tancred

The last four lines of the Song of the Sages repeat themselves in Links head.
"The one who will be second to know,
Will be the one who defeats the foe,
The foe that foul darkness will bring
The foe know as the Basilisk King"
The return of the Basilisk King... He should have known what was happening! Didn't Atuan tell him about the Song of the Sages? Of course!
He slams his fast on the table he's sitting at, and stares ahead.
What should he do now? He knows that Atuan is going to retrieve the Holy Sword, so he, Link, the second one to know can be able to kill the Basilisk King. That's the second prophecy of the Song of the Sages.
"The first one will retrieve the Sword,
to help the second to go forth
For only the Holy Sword can show,
A way to defeat this evil foe."
The Holy Sword must be retrieved in order to defeat Jieda. But will that do? Will the Holy Sword be able to destroy such a powerful force of evil? Jieda is a powerful wizard, and a basilisk controller. He can summon and control the evil creature which is able to stone others with one gaze! This foe truly is great, and Link needs not only the Holy Sword, but also a party with him, which can help him with his quest. He looks around. Who will it be??

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"That laughing had better not be in my direction, humble Killer" Link says aloud

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Caleb slams killers head in to his throne of scone and yells "YEAH BITCH WHOS THE BISCUIT KING!.....hey guy that rambles to himself yah you ill help ya out"

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Azure stands up walking over to Link, with a proposition in mind. But changes his mind and instead stands in the shadows of the corner watching those that will approach Link with their offers. His Wolven cunning has worked itself into his psycke again reverting him to his primal insticts. A aura eminated from the silent Link showing a power that he did not recognise wondering if Link was from this part of Faerun.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

over?OVER?ON THE CONTRARY MY TIME HAS JUST EVEN BIUN!

Killer salms calebs head AND YELS I WAS ONLY LAGHING BITHC!

and i have the pikes to show who i killed(i dont do it usealy)
and it is only elvs(from suldanesarnar drows harpers)

caleb laughs off the pathetic slam."You have alot to learn from angel about head slamming my friend. I couldnt even feel it through my thick skull cause im hardcore biatch!"

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Lord Shield slams BOTH your heads through an iron table (which bends back into shape afterwards. "Stop it the pair of you"
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"Now then, I have a surprise for everyone here" - out the back is a MASSIVE cauldron of horse doodoo the size of a barn. "Now, if somebody would help me point it at the Cowled Wizards"

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Oh man lord shield I cant even type straight. Me and azurewolf cant communicate because of you.

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Shouldn't be so naughty then. People were trying to eat (before I brought out the barn-size cauldron of horse s**t to fire at the wizards. Ok guys, who wants to release the catapult. We're all loaded up now

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Artemis and friend walk up to link. artemis lokks link up and down then says "I'll help you kill this basted. i'm a thief by the way". he then steps back to let his friend talk. she says "My names Tessa I'll help you on your quest. i'm an assasin mage. so can we join". they walk off to sit down to wait for the answer. tessa asks for a beer from LS.

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jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Gamora and Sil will serve you (since Sil has finished her 'fun' with the biscuit king), as I am round the back with the catapult gang at the moment
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I intend to bring on another waitress. Apparently Jaheira likes the ambience of the plants.

"Im sorry link I will help you after we fling some poop" Caleb looks at lord shield with admiration in his eyes.

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