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yes but artemis would kick LR tiny chicken arse seeing he's got backstab x7
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Kenzar comes down (after many hours of rest), and takes a seat in the center of the room.
[waves down barmaid] "I'll have mutton, 4 biscuits, stew, ale, ale, mutton, ale, and wine." [waits impatiently for food] ------------------ http://thedutkanator.50megs.com/images/meaeg11.gif "I'm sorry, did I kill you?" |
[food arrives]
"FINALLY!!" [digs in ravenously] http://www.tgeweb.com/images/forum/icons/beerchug.gif ------------------ http://thedutkanator.50megs.com/images/meaeg11.gif "I'm sorry, did I kill you?" [This message has been edited by TheDutkanator (edited 05-02-2001).] |
Artemis comes back in deciding not to try after lord raptor sits down at the bar orders a pint of beer and some honey roasted penuts then walks over to an empty table in the corner.
------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Fat lot of good backstab does when the target's invisible. Damn! That means Artemis and LR will completely miss each other! Oh well, guess Artemis will just get bored and come back
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LS goes to Artemis. "No luck finding him - never mind", and carries on with normal bartender speak. Yes, I could change his alignment (anyone from god upwards can do that), but that would spoil the character, right? (in 3E, a reasonable level spellcaster can make a Helm of Opposite Alignment too)
. Never mind. Hey, everyone, it's Happy hour. All drinks are half price! |
[Belches loudly and continues eating]
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get to level fifty or edit the BACKSTAB.2da or shadowkeeper i used a mixture of 2+3 now at lvl 50 for my guys the backstab is x8 he he he
------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Haven't got the level 50 cap (only lvl 40) - still enough to get 4 characters to about lvl 30 with room for the rest in the expansion
. Minsc wanders back in, exhausted. "Jeez, I chased that woman for two days solid. I should have watched the tracks. I've been chasing an illusion for the last day and a half . Boo nods, wanders over to Artemis and whizzes in his drink |
artemis promtly stands up pours his drink away in the corner and puts the mug over boo so he can't get out and orders another beer
------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Kenzar laughs and nearly chokes on his food.
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Minsc goes red, more furious than the Furies themselves. "RRRRAAAAAGGGHH!!" - his roar alone sends Artemis sprawling off his stool. Lord Shield takes the glass off Boo and scolds him for not using the facilties - if he checks the nearest mousehole, there are appropriate facilities in there. LS blinks and Artemis is back up. Minsc has gone upstairs to sleep, suddenly drowsy
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Kenzar sets out on adventure taking him far from here. He'll be back. (if he survives)
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Artemis stands up, looks at the wall and selects a brick. he pushes it and a small doorway apears to another plane. he casually steps through inviting anyone to join him if they want to.
------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
"That brick will take you to Sigil. Be careful on your way back. You need to whistle show tunes"
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Tancred stops muttering to his sword (he has been for the past five minutes now), and looks up at the assembled company, somewhat embarassed.
"I'm sorry about this folks, I... I'm trying to get him to sing his song, he... come on, Karnas, sing that song!" The sword makes drunk noises, occasionally snoring. After some muted but very sharp muttering on the part of the young Paladin, the sword lethargically replies, "Leave me alone... I'm a sword, not a cabaret..." The paladin sighs. "He's not going to sing, folks. Sad, alas... this sword holds the soul of a powerful mage, who once held no allegiance; but he was defeated by a Paladin -" The sword is suddenly very alert, ordering his bearer to be quiet, but the young Paladin will not back down. "DEFEATED BY A PALADIN, I said, and bound within this sword, so that he could serve Goodness, protecting noble warriors from evil spells instead of frittering away his power and spending eternity in death. And he's having a tantrum right now, because he doesn't want to sing. Don't you think that's childish? What about yo-" "ALRIGHT!!!" The sword screams fury at its' bearer. "Just because I've protected you from spells in the past doesn't mean I HAVE to, holy-boy!" The paladin grins at the gathering. "Does that mean you're going to sing?" The sword - which, the company assumes, can't see the Paladin's triumphant smile - grudgingly agrees. "Ahemhemhem. Get me another drink first. Right. Now, what were the words..." *** (sung to the tune of 'Camoflage' 'I was a Squire-in-arms, a Militiaman Of the noble Radiant Heart Fightin' the Sythsillian War of 1203 Last survivor of the Warhost, scared and on the run I could hear the Orcish hosts were huntin' me Just then I heard a twig snap, and I grabbed my broken sword I made my peace, prepared to meet my fate And then a Paladin, a hero with a pair of burning eyes Appeared there just before me and cried "WAIT!" When he came close he said to me, "Fear not Squire, I am here, If the Orcs try to hunt us down they'll have two to kill!" I said "Well, thank'ee, sire," I told him my name and asked him his And he said "They always call me the Child of Bhaal!" Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, Chaos always follows in his wake! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, His heart and faith prove Evil's great mistake! Well, we fought all night, side by side, and we carved our own path home Though I feared the Orcs would cut my sire down dead 'Cos they seemed to strike him, strike him true, but he never showed no pain And at dawn's first light we took our chance and fled! It was near a riverbank when an ambush leapt on top of us I thought it was the end, and we were had! An arrow with my name on came buzzing from a nearby bush But that Paladin, he just swatted it with his hand! (Just like it was a fly!) Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, Chaos always follows in his wake! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, His heart and faith prove Evil's great mistake! (And I knew there was something weird about him... 'cos when I turned around, he was pulling a sword straight from his bloody chest and carved them Orcs up with it... from here to who knows what Hell!) Well, he led me to Athkatla, I turned to wave goodbye He just winked at me from the gates and then was gone! When I got back to the Order, I told them about my flight And the battle I fought with a Paladin called the Child of Bhaal. When I said his name, the knights all gulped, and the Prelate took my arm And led me to the sacred Order's hearth He said "Squire, I believe you, but Bhaal is an evil God And his Children are sworn to aid his dark rebirth." (In fact, we are sworn to hunt them down!) But before he went, he said, "If this is true, it brings me nought but hope, If the Spawn of Darkness can truly fight that fall... I hereby dub thee Paladin, for thy deeds speak of a Destiny to come..." And we both said a prayer for that wanderer, the Child of Bhaal! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, Chaos always follows in his wake! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, His heart and faith prove Evil's great mistake! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, Chaos always follows in his wake! Woah-Hoah-Oah-Hoah, Child of Bhaal, He fights his own dark soul for goodness' sake!' *** The sword finishes. The Paladin has tears in his eyes, and a great smile on his face. "Ah... I have never forgotten that night." "You owe me a drink, holy boy." "Be quiet and we'll see." Tancred [This message has been edited by Tancred (edited 05-02-2001).] |
Mucho applause for that rendition from Tancred's pet wizzy. The bartender sets the next few rounds in front of them. "On the house - by the way, does he know any Iron Maiden?"
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(Killeris sitting down the corner and drinking beer andbiginingto be boring stand up and says i hsdvte toe kill some thing after the roms stop spinning falling down on the floor then wake upp and mu8mmled some pscyckopat words aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOOOOOORE BEEEEEEER!!!!!!
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In walks an outrageously beautiful woman with two katanas strapped to her belt.
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The bartender fades back into existence. "Sorry I was out, but the server was down at work", confusing most of the BG2 characters. Service wasn't down because the Nishruu was serving drinks. He gives the lady a drink and points to the back door. "That will take you ahead of Kensar. He's nipped off to adventure. Just wait for him - you have time for one drink though"
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I must find him quickly! Did he say where he was going? When did he leave? How long was he here? I NEED ANSWERS MAN!
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When is that Smelly Drow Bitch Viconia coming back. Angel and Elminster are wondering if she has noticed the problem with her arms.
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Just needed to Bump this
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Angel leaves to get cleaned-up after that Drow Bitch Viconia poured slop over her. A couple of hours latter she returns.
OCC I'am working on the Government District. And I came along on the Drow Bitch Viconia. She pleaded for help and I let that Drow Bitch burn in Hell. ------------------ http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif Taste My Steel- BladeMaster |
So not to leave everyone is suspense about what happened to Viconia. Elminster cast invisiblity on only her arms and a special spell that we came up with together which deadens all of the feeling in whatever part of the body it is cast on. And with the invisibilty it looks like her arms have been severed at the shoulder and the area around there looks like it healed up after being chopped off. To make sure to get by any magical defenses Elminster had Mystra or Midnight (who ever you want to go by)remove any magical defenses temporaly to preform the task after she was put in a magical sleep by the Goddess of Magic
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Amusing. If she thinks her arms are gone, she can't cast spells. The bartender opens up a scrying pool in a pint of beer. Viconia and Lord Raptor aborted their assault on Imnesvale to try and get her 'healed'. The healing didn't work (as it's an illusion)
. An assault by Harpers led to Lord Raptor casting Truesight, however, whereupon the illusion was revealed . The two of them are hopping mad. Lord Raptor goes back to the healer and kills him for being incompetent. . The bartender says to Angel. "Most amusing. Best bit is they don't know who caused it" |
As long as no one here tells Viconia or Lord Raptor about it, or they could end up with something worse than what happened to Viconia. When Elminster and Angel get together we can come up with some really got pratical jokes.
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Killer wake upp but is still fuzzy and goin berserk and ;exantatly kill vicona and sitt down swimming in beer
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Artemis strides proudly in wearing his new shadow dragon armour and the cloack of the dark ones(+25 to hide in shadows +30 to move silently) also behind him he's dragging a sqiurming bag.
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Killer is dreaming. Firstly, Viconia wasn't here. - Secondly, NOBODY dies in my bar. Artemis, would you please release whoever it is from the bag. Imnesvale was saved by Angel's practical joke.
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Artemis turns the bag upside down letting a lich drop to the floor. he kicks it and the lich runs off cursing artemis's name and plotting against him.
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killer wake upp and saying some psychopatik words death is every where hes goin out and start to kill something death is a relief hahahahahhahaha life must make asdasdasd bigining to vonmle in to the bar and go to his room
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The bartender sighs as he instructs the Nishruu to mop up Killer's mess. He helps the lich up. The lich starts cursing and starts to cast a spell. Lord Shield slaps him round the face with his cleaning cloth. "Stop that! This is a respectable establishment". The lich limps off outside, sobbing and sulking
. Incidentally, Artemis is fortunate. Lord Raptor lost the Shadow Dragon Scales when a Nishruu hit him [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-04-2001).] |
Artemis walks over to the bar and orders a pint of dwarvan ale then sits down in a dark corner seat.
------------------ http://website.lineone.net/~mark.langridge/MNO3A3.gif Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats |
Killer wake upp and starts to cut viconas dead body into peaces and give it to the elich and the spill out a beer and say MORE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Killer wake upp and starts to cut viconas dead body into peaces and give it to the elich and the spill out a beer and say MORE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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